Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds, Bulk Cannabis Seeds   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order   PhytoExtractum Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineLarrythescaryrex
teardrop on the fire
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/19/00
Posts: 11,004
Loc: further down the spiral
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
leaking nut: cunts.
    #14458783 - 05/15/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

come forth, children of the night.


--------------------
RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleTYL3R
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 11/19/04
Posts: 17,493
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14458788 - 05/15/11 08:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'd bone me a witch on a br00mstik

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleTYL3R
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 11/19/04
Posts: 17,493
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: TYL3R]
    #14458796 - 05/15/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: TYL3R]
    #14458802 - 05/15/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

"Witches" used to coat their broomsticks in psychoactive chemicals and then fuck them. Hence the image of the witch riding her broom.

:themoreyouknow:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinelil_demented
Loner will lone
Male User Gallery
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 6,146
Last seen: 2 months, 10 days
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: TYL3R]
    #14458814 - 05/15/11 08:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm going out to da bar, with a girl. And she even offered to pay.
AND she's been sleeping at my house for the past 3 days.

Gotta roll, bye!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleTYL3R
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 11/19/04
Posts: 17,493
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14458815 - 05/15/11 08:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Nuh uh.

Cite it.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesunset_mission
Entheonaut
Male User Gallery


Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 5,767
Loc: NYC (Intra Deitate...)
Last seen: 5 years, 6 months
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14458823 - 05/15/11 08:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
"Witches" used to coat their broomsticks in psychoactive chemicals and then fuck them. Hence the image of the witch riding her broom.

:themoreyouknow:




Flying Ointments made of tropane alkaloids. :billnye:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleTYL3R
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 11/19/04
Posts: 17,493
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14458831 - 05/15/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I need me some mushguys.

Reality is boring.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLarrythescaryrex
teardrop on the fire
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/19/00
Posts: 11,004
Loc: further down the spiral
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: TYL3R]
    #14458852 - 05/15/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

don't let anyone fool you.
nettle grass is not oliberus. Use phalaris.
otherwise the watcher gets PISSED.


--------------------
RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesaxcidjazz
Male


Registered: 06/02/09
Posts: 1,831
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: TYL3R]
    #14458858 - 05/15/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Meh, gotta get up early to go to the hospital to have tests run and then first day of summer classes.  Wish I had someone to burn with tonight but looks like its gonna be a solo mission. :happyweed:  Maybe I'll go knock on my neighbor's door and see if they smoke weed, that could either end up good or bad ha.  Its 2 girls I've never spoken to all year.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineDrMambo
hamburger time
 User Gallery


Registered: 04/06/04
Posts: 6,197
Loc: 53rd & 3rd
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: lil_demented]
    #14458891 - 05/15/11 08:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

kratomed oot

gonna see if I'm capable of fapping, then pass out

cooked some amazing roast beef sammiches with an eye of round for the household


--------------------
"Yeah, he's a professor...... OF BEING A DOG!"

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRemix
grammer natze
 User Gallery


Registered: 08/05/10
Posts: 4,171
Last seen: 1 year, 6 months
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14458937 - 05/15/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

sunset_mission said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
"Witches" used to coat their broomsticks in psychoactive chemicals and then fuck them. Hence the image of the witch riding her broom.

:themoreyouknow:




Flying Ointments made of tropane alkaloids. :billnye:



:awewtf:


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesunset_mission
Entheonaut
Male User Gallery


Registered: 01/22/11
Posts: 5,767
Loc: NYC (Intra Deitate...)
Last seen: 5 years, 6 months
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: Remix]
    #14458950 - 05/15/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Remix said:
Quote:

sunset_mission said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
"Witches" used to coat their broomsticks in psychoactive chemicals and then fuck them. Hence the image of the witch riding her broom.

:themoreyouknow:




Flying Ointments made of tropane alkaloids. :billnye:



:awewtf:




Yep. Right up their cooter the datura dick would go. :zoidberg:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesaxcidjazz
Male


Registered: 06/02/09
Posts: 1,831
Last seen: 9 years, 4 months
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14458958 - 05/15/11 08:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

sunset_mission said:
Yep. Right up their cooter the datura dick would go. :zoidberg:




I've heard this too.  :feelsweirdman:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLarrythescaryrex
teardrop on the fire
Male User Gallery


Registered: 07/19/00
Posts: 11,004
Loc: further down the spiral
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: saxcidjazz]
    #14458967 - 05/15/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

more like nightshade and hensbane but yeah.


--------------------
RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: saxcidjazz]
    #14458971 - 05/15/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yup, tru story. :chillin:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleTYL3R
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 11/19/04
Posts: 17,493
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: DrMambo]
    #14458977 - 05/15/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DrMambo said:
kratomed oot

gonna see if I'm capable of fapping, then pass out

cooked some amazing roast beef sammiches with an eye of round for the household





tmi bro

hope you washed your hands

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRemix
grammer natze
 User Gallery


Registered: 08/05/10
Posts: 4,171
Last seen: 1 year, 6 months
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14459023 - 05/15/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

sunset_mission said:
Quote:

Remix said:
Quote:

sunset_mission said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
"Witches" used to coat their broomsticks in psychoactive chemicals and then fuck them. Hence the image of the witch riding her broom.

:themoreyouknow:




Flying Ointments made of tropane alkaloids. :billnye:



:awewtf:




Yep. Right up their cooter the datura dick would go. :zoidberg:



:awedisgust:


--------------------

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineAnthony917
why dont we do it in the road
 User Gallery


Registered: 05/14/09
Posts: 3,243
Loc: Earth
Last seen: 12 years, 3 months
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: TYL3R] * 1
    #14459035 - 05/15/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

all I wanna know is how come the LNC titles are always so explicit?

im about to eat some dinner, my dad made spaghetti w/ meatballs, sausage & ribs and OMG is it tasty.
this recipe was passed down from my dads great aunt from italia...is goooood


--------------------
Prisoner#1 said: I got my ass kicked by a 9yo when I was 17
Trippin? Click Me




What is life? I'm tired of life...

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
Acidic poly-Sided Di-slothamide
 User Gallery

Registered: 05/29/02
Posts: 43,732
Loc: ainrofilac Flag
Re: leaking nut: cunts. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14459038 - 05/15/11 08:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it's still light here. :crankey:


--------------------
-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds, Bulk Cannabis Seeds   Unfolding Nature Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order   PhytoExtractum Maeng Da Thai Kratom Leaf Powder


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Anybody know how to plug a leak? THE KRAT BARON 945 11 05/01/07 10:53 PM
by ToTheSummit
* "The Shroomery Tattoo Nut Sack Fund" [RIP ngnyus]
( 1 2 3 4 ... 19 20 )
Snaggletooth 95,617 384 03/02/22 01:09 PM
by TNK
* WTF!! -- the singer of Anal Cunt has been a choirboy in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir! Asante 1,717 11 04/01/07 06:14 PM
by zSDMF
* How do I safely get rid of leaking propane tank? Boom 9,107 12 04/23/09 10:00 PM
by canid
* Girls are cunts
( 1 2 3 all )
jewunit 2,641 43 09/11/08 10:26 PM
by Baby_Hitler
* hahah my dishwasher is leaking!! Delyrium 556 4 05/26/05 04:24 PM
by Delyrium
* leaked roo lineup--- Looks solid
( 1 2 3 4 all )
CaptainKirk 6,204 72 02/03/09 08:30 AM
by publicenemy1
* Leaked "Bonnaroo Lineup"
( 1 2 3 4 all )
deadHead321 6,565 61 02/05/08 11:36 AM
by Atheist

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
4,745 topic views. 1 members, 42 guests and 71 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.03 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 15 queries.