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mrckb
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Can we has a paradox thread?
#14454596 - 05/15/11 01:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Paradox's are the best shit since bread. Yeah, better than sliced. Deal with it.
I love pondering paradox's, trying to creating my own or debating them with friends.
So. Can we have some? Some paradox's you've maybe thought of or even your favorites?
I like the buttered toast + cat. Always good for a laugh.
Most would have heard of the chicken and the egg, which I have heard debated furiously by some philosophy students...
Also the statement "this sentance is false" is a 
They're even more mindboggling when you're high.
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Re: Can we has a paradox thread? [Re: mrckb]
#14454603 - 05/15/11 01:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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this sentance is false
Did you make that up, Timmy ?
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Re: Can we has a paradox thread? [Re: mrckb]
#14454606 - 05/15/11 01:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Here ya go:
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mrckb
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Re: Can we has a paradox thread? [Re: TYL3R]
#14454607 - 05/15/11 01:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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no sir.
Edited by mrckb (05/15/11 01:58 AM)
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mrckb
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Quote:
Apollyphelion said: Here ya go:

the only way to repair a broken jetty is to build a new one?
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Re: Can we has a paradox thread? [Re: mrckb]
#14454618 - 05/15/11 02:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You travel back in time and kill your grandfather before he conceives one of your parents, which means you could never be born, therefore, you couldn't go back in time and kill your grandfather..
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Re: Can we has a paradox thread? [Re: mrckb]
#14454619 - 05/15/11 02:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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"If this sentence is not true, then Santa Claus exists."
Explain this one.
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Re: Can we has a paradox thread? [Re: mrckb]
#14454620 - 05/15/11 02:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's a Pair o' docks!
GET IT!!!?
GET IT??!!?!?!
Wooooo, I slay me!
I'm gonna cry in the corner now.
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"Consider this. You are programmed to destroy the naughty. But many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. I submit to you that you are naughty, and that logically you must destroy yourself."

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mrckb
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Quote:
Apollyphelion said: It's a Pair o' docks!
GET IT!!!?
GET IT??!!?!?!
Wooooo, I slay me!
I'm gonna cry in the corner now.
Quote:
mrckb said:
Quote:
Apollyphelion said: Here ya go:

the only way to repair a broken jetty is to build a new one? 
Edited by mrckb (05/15/11 02:08 AM)
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Re: Can we has a paradox thread? [Re: Equipto]
#14454637 - 05/15/11 02:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Equipto said: You travel back in time and kill your grandfather before he conceives one of your parents, which means you could never be born, therefore, you couldn't go back in time and kill your grandfather..
Unless you kill him and have sex with your grandmother and become your own grandfather.

Futurama all up in this bitch.
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mrckb
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Quote:
AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Futurama all up in this bitch.
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thelivingfreekshow
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Re: Can we has a paradox thread? [Re: mrckb]
#14454658 - 05/15/11 02:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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"The next statement is true. The previous statement is false."
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Does it have to be a paradox feasable in this universe?
Because I always find the "being hit by a car that you are riding inside of" to be trippy as fuck.
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mrckb
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Quote:
thelivingfreekshow said: "The next statement is true. The previous statement is false."
seems exactly the same as "this sentence is false"
as wiki puts it Quote:
"This sentence is false" is true, then it is false, which would in turn mean that it is actually true, but this would mean that it is false, and so on ad infinitum
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Re: Can we has a paradox thread? [Re: mrckb]
#14454677 - 05/15/11 02:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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What would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will be growing"?
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Re: Can we has a paradox thread? [Re: 0rusnjos]
#14454684 - 05/15/11 02:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
thelivingfreekshow said: What would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will be growing"?
or
"my nose isn't growing"
no wait nvm.
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Edited by igwna (05/15/11 02:36 AM)
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mrckb
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Re: Can we has a paradox thread? [Re: igwna]
#14454698 - 05/15/11 02:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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If I eat a cake and shit it out into a cake mould, can I have my cake AND eat it?
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