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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14447053 - 05/13/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

A lotta good advice here, but the key is to not overthink it.

You were thinking about how awkward it would be and yada yada yada...
Forget about it!
You should be thinking about how awesome it's gonna be when you're boning her in the back seat.

As for how to start the sequence... kissing and making out is a good starting point.
Touch her womanly areas and direct her hands to your manly areas...
If she's letting you finger her twat and has her hand around your cock, you're cleared for landing. :fonz:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14447236 - 05/13/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
With warning or if you know the girl, sometimes it's different.

But everybody should wash and trim if they expect to get oral.



:ifyoucanawe: maybe people like it fury and funky? I've talked to chicks that dig the after gym oral, and I don't mind a gal that went running and wants a little some some when she gets back. There is a difference between funk and funky :datass:


everybody should do as they and their partner agree is most pleasurable in this regard.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #14447364 - 05/13/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
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dshow said:
Am i the only one who realizes you just have to tell her???



i have serious doubts about the efficacy of simply demanding head.  i feel that with the majority of women, you'd be scoffed at and written off as a dick not worthy of the time of day.  especially if it's your first time hanging out with her.




You don't demand it so much as sort of imply it.
Get your dick out and kind of look at it expectantly.

Like Winnie the Pooh wishing he had a little snackerel of honey.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14447989 - 05/13/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Never seam desperate which clearly you have failed.

Lesson 2: Have a back up plan if tour rejected.

Lesson 3: Don't get rejected. Your a man so act like one. She's squirming with desire? It's in the bag if u can just feign confidence.

Lesson 4: improve, make it happen.

Sounds like this chicks pretty easy if u think it was a possiblity which isn't bad. Some chicks just love the cock which equates to more head for you. And on the note of getting head withought sex/kissing or any work on my part has happened but the chicks it happens with are usually skeevy but not always.

I will never forget the first time this happened. I was chillin with this chick in highschool and we were drinking. She keeps making passes at me and leaning on me but I ignored her and one thing led to another, she pulled out my dick and yes she swallowed...do you know why? Cuz she had the idea I was cooler than I was. It's all in the attitude.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: dshow]
    #14448961 - 05/14/11 12:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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dshow said:
this isnt rocket science. Just ask for road head. Keep driving and if she likes you she will do it. not that hard. :shrug: ive done it countless times with chicks




This man knows wutsup. Just slap her in the mouth and tell her who her daddy is.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Felinor]
    #14449592 - 05/14/11 03:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ok fe;
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Felinor said:
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dshow said:
this isnt rocket science. Just ask for road head. Keep driving and if she likes you she will do it. not that hard. :shrug: ive done it countless times with chicks




This man knows wutsup. Just slap her in the mouth and tell her who her daddy is.





ok thats a little intense, but hell its very possible it could work. she might even be into it. Im jus saying if a girl likes you or your dating a girl and you ask for road head, and they wont, or they dont like it, or they dont swallow, FUCK THEM.  most guys that settle for that bullshit cant do any better.

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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: dshow]
    #14454250 - 05/15/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Okay, not to thread jack but what do you do if you're grrl doesn't want to give road head. I feel like mine won't because she has this notion that it's something "sluts" do.

They aren't something she doesn't do, just when it comes to the car :shrug:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #14454519 - 05/15/11 01:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Black_Sunset said:
Okay, not to thread jack but what do you do if you're grrl doesn't want to give road head. I feel like mine won't because she has this notion that it's something "sluts" do.

They aren't something she doesn't do, just when it comes to the car :shrug:



Yeah I have been in that situation. It's disappointing but you just have to accept it.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: 2Cents]
    #14454536 - 05/15/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I go in kiss. Start going for the neck and while you're there get in close and park your hands on her thighs. Get her all worked up by kissing her neck gently and sometimes a bit aggressive. Then rub her shoulders and squeeze them, work down the arm and grab her hand all intimate like. Then as you continue to kiss her this allows you to not have to look at her which makes it awkward. Just keep kissing her neck and face and work the arm. Girls love that neck shit. Then move her hand over to your leg and she'll get the hint you want her to rub you. If she goes for it then you go for it. She'll see your enjoying it and then act like the hand just isn't cutting it. Now head. Voila.

If denied act like it's cool, enjoy the hand. Next time, head. Voila


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Edited by Stranger (05/15/11 01:30 AM)

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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14454543 - 05/15/11 01:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Doc_T said:
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
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dshow said:
Am i the only one who realizes you just have to tell her???



i have serious doubts about the efficacy of simply demanding head.  i feel that with the majority of women, you'd be scoffed at and written off as a dick not worthy of the time of day.  especially if it's your first time hanging out with her.




You don't demand it so much as sort of imply it.
Get your dick out and kind of look at it expectantly.

Like Winnie the Pooh wishing he had a little snackerel of honey.





haha this is hilarious and pretty much what I was saying. You gotta work your way in there and just imply. If you're cool about it and assertive. They'll do it. I've made a couple good girls go bad for sure. You just have to create that impression that it's all cool.


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