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Doc_T
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Not another "girl at work" thread?
#14452716 - 05/14/11 06:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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There's this young woman at work. Smiles a lot, seems nice. Well today she bit my burrito. Twice.
I went out for lunch and got a burrito at Chipotle. I'm eating this giant burrito, and she's eyeing it lustfully. "MMmph?" I say around a bite, hold it out. Swallow, then, "you want a bite?" A moment's hesitation, then she reaches out, grabs my hand with both hands, pulls the burrito in and takes a big bite. She smiles big, chews, swallows. I'm eating another bite, notice she's done chewing. "More?", I ask, she nods, process repeats.
Now, maybe she didn't really mean to grab my hand and arm with both of her hands. Maybe she just wanted to make sure she didn't knock the thing out of my hand, or get her nose in it. Maybe she didn't mean to be so suggestive in just how she handled me and how she looked at me.
Maybe. But then later I'm standing talking to somebody, and the young woman comes over to listen. She stands next to me, close. Close enough that her boob is touching my arm. That's no accident. She know where her boob is, knows what I'm going to think about if she touches me with it. I leaned gently into her, but then stepped away, turned toward her and moved to the next topic- acknowledging her advance, but not over reacting.
Wasn't sure when I'd work with her, so I wrote my number down. As I left work, she was at lunch, and I passed by her. Put the paper with number on the table, and told her I'm going birdwatching and she should call me.
1) think she'll call? 2) think I'll tap that?
See poll in next post.
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Edited by Doc_T (05/14/11 06:22 PM)
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Doc_T
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Re: Not another "girl at work" thread? [Re: Doc_T]
#14452793 - 05/14/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shoulda made a poll...
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Re: Not another "girl at work" thread? [Re: Doc_T]
#14452796 - 05/14/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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This girl peeled my banana before I ate it the other day. 
Then this other girl drank out my cup...WITH A STRAW. So gonna get laid.
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Doc_T
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Re: Not another "girl at work" thread? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14452819 - 05/14/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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That banana thing, that can be a clue. Straw though, I dunno. 
Best is when they feed you. Get a girl to feed you, and you're in.
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ShadowHagi
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Re: Not another "girl at work" thread? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#14452837 - 05/14/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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This one girl touched my dick and then grabbed it thinking it was a wallet. I said thats one to get into my wallet and she said "what" i said your grabbing my dick and she ran away. She was a cop we never met again it saddened me but then i felt happy realizing one less thing to worry about.
Dude the way you put your story is suave but if thats how it actually went down i doubt she wouldn't call you or talk to you interested next time you see eachother. Hopefully this wasn't a 1 sided viewpoint of the story.
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Re: Not another "girl at work" thread? [Re: Doc_T]
#14452848 - 05/14/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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She's gonna call you, and you're gonna touch those boobs. Its gonna be awesome.
You heard it first here folks
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Doc_T
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Re: Not another "girl at work" thread? [Re: ShadowHagi]
#14452856 - 05/14/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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No lie, no exaggeration. I'm a detail noticer and a people watcher.
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Cherk
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Re: Not another "girl at work" thread? [Re: Doc_T]
#14452912 - 05/14/11 06:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i was doing community service at a pre-school and this banging chick let me use her crayons
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Re: Not another "girl at work" thread? [Re: Cherk]
#14452986 - 05/14/11 06:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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She definitely interested but if she doesn't call then find her!
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dummy
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Re: Not another "girl at work" thread? [Re: Black_Sunset]
#14454218 - 05/14/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol you're cute dude. she's all yours.
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fbi365
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Re: Not another "girl at work" thread? [Re: dummy]
#14463189 - 05/16/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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birdwatching, lol, i hope she likes birds bro. you shoulda got her number though, she has all the power in the relationship now....
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Edited by fbi365 (05/16/11 05:01 PM)
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