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so i got down on Friday
#14450785 - 05/14/11 11:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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my x came over and we each dosed four doses of molly and went through a whole case of  the internet happened to go down just as we were rolling so we didnt have music for a while but i eventually managed to get it back on after resetting the modem and router like 100x thank goodness. I tried hooking up with her but she wouldn't do anything besides kiss me a little I think its because we aren't a couple she probably doesn't feel comfortable being fuck buddies and then I gave her my six foot bong so she can have it since I don't use it I think she appreciates it. Shes supposedly coming over next month again so I'm really looking forward to that. I woke up with the worst back pain and dry mouth ever. Today I'm supposed to go to a forest gathering that I don't feel like going but I should since all my friends are going to be there I'll just sit in the corner and do dissociatives I suppose. Last night was pretty cool but I wish I could have busted a pleasure climax but oh well it happens still fun we got to go on the swings at least.
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: 28064212]
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I just chatted with Coaster last night on AIM and he got stoned with his ex and fucked her while they both were on ecstasy, ketamine, and nitrous.
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: 28064212]
#14450829 - 05/14/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Coaster isn't the only cool person on this planet
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: yogabunny]
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: 28064212]
#14450857 - 05/14/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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anyways I wonder how I am supposed to get in her pants I kept getting a boner thinking about it while kissing her but she wouldn't put out and she was rolling balls does that mean I'll never get to sextasy
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surprise butt sex?
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how long have you been broken up? i usually lose my physical attraction to ex-boyfriends pretty quickly. she might not be attracted to you anymore and just wants to be friends & chill.
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: yogabunny]
#14450893 - 05/14/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yogabunny said: how long have you been broken up? i usually lose my physical attraction to ex-boyfriends pretty quickly. she might not be attracted to you anymore and just wants to be friends & chill.
Almost two years, you think she isn't physically attracted to me anymore? FUCK!
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Salomon]
#14450896 - 05/14/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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missionary position buttsecks?
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Did you show her the vaginal exam video I posted?
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14450920 - 05/14/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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rofl NO! lol she wasn't intrested in most things I had to show her or say. Like I mentioned Osama Bin Laden and she wouldn't let me talk about it she was so disinterested. She mostly wanted my drugs it seemed
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Quote:
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Salomon said: surprise butt sex?
missionary position buttsecks?

like theeees,
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Salomon]
#14450927 - 05/14/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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no when she is flat on her back
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that was a statement, not a question
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Salomon]
#14450959 - 05/14/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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well those are two men so that was gay
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problem?
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Salomon]
#14450976 - 05/14/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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im so mad i didnt get sextasy last night i was so prepared for it i wonder if i didn't seduce her right
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well, being that you didn't fuck, i'd say your attempts at seduction were failures.
it's okay though. she probably had her guards up higher than they normally would be, given your history and her apparent reluctance to fuck you.
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Quote:
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yogabunny said: how long have you been broken up? i usually lose my physical attraction to ex-boyfriends pretty quickly. she might not be attracted to you anymore and just wants to be friends & chill.
Almost two years, you think she isn't physically attracted to me anymore? FUCK!
it's a theory, and based on the way she reacted to your advances, while rolling, i think it's a sound one.
who doesn't want to make out and get naked while rolling???!
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Yeah I think there still is a chance next time, she didn't have much time last night I suppose
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there are other fish in the sea, brutha. lots of 'em. you'll find a partner with whom to roll around naked on ecstasy. fret not.
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I'll look out for some at the forest gathering tonight
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Sounds like shes just using you for free drugs and bongs to me
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Equipto]
#14451079 - 05/14/11 12:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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well see next time if she doesnt put out then thats confirmed
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Yeah i hope thats not the case its just what I got from your story. BTW, a 6 foot bong? god damn! I'd have to get on my tip toes just to hit it lol.
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And if it's confirmed then the only option is DSHSB.
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she wouldn't even talk with you while rollin bawls? she don't give a shit man... try to meet someone new!
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: gabbaganchi]
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Equipto said: Yeah i hope thats not the case its just what I got from your story. BTW, a 6 foot bong? god damn! I'd have to get on my tip toes just to hit it lol.
ya you have to tilt it and have a partner light it for ya it totally rocks your socks off
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she just doesn't like politics
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14451178 - 05/14/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin said: And if it's confirmed then the only option is DSHSB.
plan to, i even have an enema
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Quote:
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plan to, i even have a used enema 
amirite?
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Salomon]
#14451282 - 05/14/11 01:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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no way jose
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she be hella cock teaseing and cock blocking.
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seriously well she said shell see me again so i have high hopes maybe alcohol will loosen her up
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learningtofly said: anyways I wonder how I am supposed to get in her pants I kept getting a boner thinking about it while kissing her but she wouldn't put out and she was rolling balls does that mean I'll never get to sextasy
well sounds to me like she doesn't want you in her pants, otherwise she would have let you in last night. Instead of pursuing this chick...why don't you just find someone new?
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Anthony917]
#14451430 - 05/14/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ditch the bitch...
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Anthony917]
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learningtofly said: anyways I wonder how I am supposed to get in her pants I kept getting a boner thinking about it while kissing her but she wouldn't put out and she was rolling balls does that mean I'll never get to sextasy
well sounds to me like she doesn't want you in her pants, otherwise she would have let you in last night. Instead of pursuing this chick...why don't you just find someone new?
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learningtofly said: im so mad i didnt get sextasy last night i was so prepared for it i wonder if i didn't seduce her right
That'd suckkk. Sextacy is the bestt along with sex on acid too. But you should've hardcore made out with her and touched her a lot. Tripping and being touched is the best
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Quote:
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learningtofly said: anyways I wonder how I am supposed to get in her pants I kept getting a boner thinking about it while kissing her but she wouldn't put out and she was rolling balls does that mean I'll never get to sextasy
well sounds to me like she doesn't want you in her pants, otherwise she would have let you in last night. Instead of pursuing this chick...why don't you just find someone new?
ill try both 
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Salomon]
#14451672 - 05/14/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ya ill be texting other girls while im seducing my x
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