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so i got down on Friday
#14450785 - 05/14/11 11:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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my x came over and we each dosed four doses of molly and went through a whole case of  the internet happened to go down just as we were rolling so we didnt have music for a while but i eventually managed to get it back on after resetting the modem and router like 100x thank goodness. I tried hooking up with her but she wouldn't do anything besides kiss me a little I think its because we aren't a couple she probably doesn't feel comfortable being fuck buddies and then I gave her my six foot bong so she can have it since I don't use it I think she appreciates it. Shes supposedly coming over next month again so I'm really looking forward to that. I woke up with the worst back pain and dry mouth ever. Today I'm supposed to go to a forest gathering that I don't feel like going but I should since all my friends are going to be there I'll just sit in the corner and do dissociatives I suppose. Last night was pretty cool but I wish I could have busted a pleasure climax but oh well it happens still fun we got to go on the swings at least.
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: 28064212]
#14450815 - 05/14/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I just chatted with Coaster last night on AIM and he got stoned with his ex and fucked her while they both were on ecstasy, ketamine, and nitrous.
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: 28064212]
#14450829 - 05/14/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Coaster isn't the only cool person on this planet
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: yogabunny]
#14450849 - 05/14/11 11:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: 28064212]
#14450857 - 05/14/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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anyways I wonder how I am supposed to get in her pants I kept getting a boner thinking about it while kissing her but she wouldn't put out and she was rolling balls does that mean I'll never get to sextasy
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surprise butt sex?
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how long have you been broken up? i usually lose my physical attraction to ex-boyfriends pretty quickly. she might not be attracted to you anymore and just wants to be friends & chill.
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: yogabunny]
#14450893 - 05/14/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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yogabunny said: how long have you been broken up? i usually lose my physical attraction to ex-boyfriends pretty quickly. she might not be attracted to you anymore and just wants to be friends & chill.
Almost two years, you think she isn't physically attracted to me anymore? FUCK!
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Salomon]
#14450896 - 05/14/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Salomon said: surprise butt sex?
missionary position buttsecks?
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Did you show her the vaginal exam video I posted?
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14450920 - 05/14/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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rofl NO! lol she wasn't intrested in most things I had to show her or say. Like I mentioned Osama Bin Laden and she wouldn't let me talk about it she was so disinterested. She mostly wanted my drugs it seemed
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Quote:
learningtofly said:
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Salomon said: surprise butt sex?
missionary position buttsecks?

like theeees,
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Salomon]
#14450927 - 05/14/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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no when she is flat on her back
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that was a statement, not a question
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Salomon]
#14450959 - 05/14/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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well those are two men so that was gay
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problem?
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Re: so i got down on Friday [Re: Salomon]
#14450976 - 05/14/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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im so mad i didnt get sextasy last night i was so prepared for it i wonder if i didn't seduce her right
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