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stuntmanmike


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Wheres the best place to take someone on a date?
#14448269 - 05/13/11 09:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Not a restaurant or a movie!
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Larrythescaryrex
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448280 - 05/13/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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damn, I was gonna say chuckie cheese.
Then I suppose horseback riding.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448286 - 05/13/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Take her to your secret underground rape room.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Le_Canard]
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448304 - 05/13/11 09:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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take her to a park and feed ducks or some shit
oh yeah
dshsb
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
#14448318 - 05/13/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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come on man. its not a date if you don't do that.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
#14448321 - 05/13/11 10:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
DeliciousVinyl said: take her to a park and feed ducks or some shit
oh yeah
dshsb
how does feeding ducks lead to fucking?
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448327 - 05/13/11 10:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Take her to a park and bring some food and a blanket. Bitches love picnics.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448329 - 05/13/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
stuntmanmike said:
Quote:
DeliciousVinyl said: take her to a park and feed ducks or some shit
oh yeah
dshsb
how does feeding ducks lead to fucking?
how does it not....
girls get all kinds of horny when they feed ducks

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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448330 - 05/13/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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dude go hiking in the woods and bring a picnic
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Cherk]
#14448333 - 05/13/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Skydiving
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448336 - 05/13/11 10:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Luman] 1
#14448341 - 05/13/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bitches do love picnics.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448343 - 05/13/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Take her to a playground push her on the swings. Bitches love that shit
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Equipto] 1
#14448348 - 05/13/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mang girls push me on the swings
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Luman]
#14448350 - 05/13/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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take her to a karaoke bar
and dshsb
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: DeliciousVinyl] 1
#14448367 - 05/13/11 10:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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take her to a shit box then dry smash her
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: milkman]
#14448376 - 05/13/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The city. Just walk around the streets. If you run out of things to talk about, there's conversation all around you.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: milkman]
#14448380 - 05/13/11 10:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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hahahaha best response ever
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Cherk]
#14448384 - 05/13/11 10:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Smoke her up and take her to a mall.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: sjfrockerdude]
#14448395 - 05/13/11 10:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah cause your still in highschool
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
#14448406 - 05/13/11 10:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah all these dates are for somebody who's like 17, I was hoping for something unique.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: milkman]
#14448410 - 05/13/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike] 1
#14448411 - 05/13/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Firing range.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
#14448414 - 05/13/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
sjfrockerdude said: Smoke her up and take her to a mall.
Quote:
Larrythescaryrex said: yeah cause your still in highschool
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448416 - 05/13/11 10:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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depending on what date it is and best place for who for me is a hotel or motel her a nice place quite also depending on the type of girl she is if she is into nature take her to a naturism spot gave site seeing owl tour our mining for gemstones if shes more priss a fine restraunt I need details to help
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448417 - 05/13/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Horseback riding, canoeing, Zoo/botanical garden, whats your budget cause Dublin or Paris will get you laid.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Dest]
#14448422 - 05/13/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dest said: Firing range.
this could also work.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448425 - 05/13/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
stuntmanmike said: yeah all these dates are for somebody who's like 17, I was hoping for something unique.
The best dates are of those type bro. Nothing wrong with feeling young and in love as gay as that sounds. Lets think of an adult date... Take her to a comedy club or some shit. Basically falls under the category of restaurant/movie though.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Equipto]
#14448440 - 05/13/11 10:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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think about her ask what would she like whatever type of girl she is cater to her personality
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Equipto] 2
#14448445 - 05/13/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm gonna have to go with your finest local pornographic viewing establishment.
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#14448446 - 05/13/11 10:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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mishiskit said: think about her ask what would she like whatever type of girl she is cater to her personality
Probably the best response yet 
Every girl is different. Some girls want you to push them on the swings, some would think thats gay as hell. Some chicks think a dinner and movie is cliche, others just expect and want that sort of thing when meeting a guy.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Equipto]
#14448453 - 05/13/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Take her to a death metal show on 2 hits of LSD.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Pigasus]
#14448455 - 05/13/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I love this site
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Pigasus]
#14448457 - 05/13/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pigasus said: I'm gonna have to go with your finest local pornographic viewing establishment.

Sorry mishikit, I revoke your best response award. It clearly goes to Pigasus now.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Equipto]
#14448459 - 05/13/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I agree
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Equipto]
#14448460 - 05/13/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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who said he was taking out a girl?
take your studly man boy to the mall homie
dshsb
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Equipto]
#14448462 - 05/13/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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A strip clubs a great place for a first date right guys?
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Equipto]
#14448463 - 05/13/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Rent some jet ski's and ride around for a bit then go have lunch on a small, deserted island beach where armies of crabs joust, fence and debate for your entertainment. Together, you absentmindedly watch them jitter about as you sip your wine and share delicate romances.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448470 - 05/13/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Take her to the arcade and woop her ass in virtua fighter
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448474 - 05/13/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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don't take my advice I'm laying on the floor with a knocked up hoochie all because I was a nice guy
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: mishiskit]
#14448475 - 05/13/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Equipto]
#14448476 - 05/13/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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chicks dont dig arcades in my experience let alone getting there as whipped at video games
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: mishiskit]
#14448480 - 05/13/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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mishiskit said: don't take my advice I'm laying on the floor with a knocked up hoochie all because I was a nice guy
i think you need to stop being a nice guy immediately
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448486 - 05/13/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm serious y'all want a pic
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: mishiskit]
#14448490 - 05/13/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448492 - 05/13/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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the beach.
do it right.
or a street carnival by the beach.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: rackem]
#14448501 - 05/13/11 10:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've actually did the jet ski to deserted iisland for lunch but no crabs the bastards didn't show it'll the next day lol
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: mishiskit]
#14448507 - 05/13/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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til next day
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Equipto]
#14448711 - 05/13/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Equipto said: Take her to the arcade and woop her ass in virtua fighter
that was funny!
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14448939 - 05/14/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mini golf and go karts FTW
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
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I read the title of this thread and quick read the post. Instantly it came to me: disneyland
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Phychotron]
#14448981 - 05/14/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I second amusement parks. unless one of you pukes. Or some cool nature spot.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Phychotron]
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Phychotron said: I read the title of this thread and quick read the post. Instantly it came to me: disneyland
Seven hits of L and nobody could tell So I spent every dime just to get to Anaheim
I was in the Magic Kingdom Now I'm in the Carribean You get something really wicked when you spend an E-ticket
High adventure on the sea, but it's not the life for me Now those hairy tatooed pirates are all chasing after me I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: m00nshine]
#14448996 - 05/14/11 12:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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m00nshine said: Mini golf and go karts FTW
OOOhhhh that's a good one. i second that. just don't go to the arcade that tries to make you win tickets. You'll look real cheap real fast after your $20 in coins goes in 5 minutes. the one exception is the rolling the ball into the circles.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Pigasus]
#14449026 - 05/14/11 12:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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back to your rabbit hole to fuck like bunnies until dawn. 
foreplay is boring
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: DarkMatterOfFact]
#14449060 - 05/14/11 12:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DarkMatterOfFact said: foreplay is boring 
The intrigue is half the fun imo, and often dictates the calibre of the sex
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Luman] 1
#14449075 - 05/14/11 12:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mexico
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Luman]
#14449084 - 05/14/11 01:00 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Foreplay is a big thang.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: thoughts]
#14449214 - 05/14/11 01:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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LSD and a walk through the woods. If she don't trip, chicks like blooming flowers and shit and it's spring so she'll dig it.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: 0rusnjos]
#14449223 - 05/14/11 01:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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whatever you do.. just dont bring her to a place you will naturally pwn her in whatever you are doing unless its a life or death situation.. gotta find a way to let them win somehow.. even if the controller is busted
but the beach is fucking great.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: rackem] 1
#14449287 - 05/14/11 02:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Take her to DMT hyperspace
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14449355 - 05/14/11 02:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I agree with the above
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thelivingfreekshow
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: milkman]
#14449366 - 05/14/11 02:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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milkman said: take her to a shit box then dry smash her
I was gonna say that but with less tact..good show
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take her to a place of undesirable qualities then creep into her like a cylindrical file through a rough peice of slotted wood
This statement contain far less tact.......
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: Luman]
#14449789 - 05/14/11 06:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Luman said: Skydiving
Bastard, I was going to say the same thing.  Take her to a remote access rooftop.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: kaste]
#14449811 - 05/14/11 06:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shooting range. Always thought this was a great gauge of a woman's temperament, how she responds to this one. Surprisingly, women often get more excited about shooting guns than guys do. Makes you reconsider which sex should be sporting the tampon. Teach her how to handle it safely, buy her a Walther PPK if you love her, and enjoy many pleasant and fulfilling years of pointing guns at each other during intercourse (finger out of the trigger guard plz).
Good luck.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14449919 - 05/14/11 07:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you find an appropriate one, a comedy club is perfect. Some places will serve you dinner, nearly all do drinks. It's perfect because you can kinda-sorta talk a little bit, but if things go slow, its like a movie and you don't really have to interact a lot.
A museum is nice, or little festival or art show type thing. Might be better for a second or third date though since you'll have to carry a conversation the whole time.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
#14449933 - 05/14/11 07:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DeliciousVinyl said: take her to a park and feed ducks
Always a winner.
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Re: Wheres the best place to take someone on a date? [Re: stuntmanmike]
#14449953 - 05/14/11 07:51 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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A hotel with clean sheets and a store that sells condoms and lube.
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