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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: slapphappypill]
    #14454804 - 05/15/11 03:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Judging from her appearance, i think she's just a serious slut.
I hate to sound stuffy, but i'm actually siding w/ her employer on this one.
I'm in construction and if I catch any1 stroking their stephen in the blue johnnie, im fuckin telling :snub:


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #14454815 - 05/15/11 04:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

if a fucker is gonna beat off in a porta john, he has more problems than the boss can fix...


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: slapphappypill]
    #14454819 - 05/15/11 04:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Sometimes i have the urge to lick the urinal
but i'd never touch myself in there
i dont even touch it when i pee
yucky


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #14454870 - 05/15/11 04:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Swyfty Swyf said:
Sometimes i have the urge to lick the urinal
but i'd never touch myself in there
i dont even touch it when i pee
yucky



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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: The Whale]
    #14454874 - 05/15/11 04:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Oh c'mon, like she really keeps count

"Works been stressful..Hmmmm, I think I'll make it 50 today." 

believe it!

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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: The Whale]
    #14455031 - 05/15/11 06:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

She needs opiates!!! Opiates soothe and tranquilize you and kill your sex drive.

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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: s240779]
    #14455194 - 05/15/11 07:59 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

so not only did she get a every drug she could possibly want thrown all together, she also gets to masterbate at work, does she have it made...

she's getting PAID to masterbate and she doesn't have to do it on camera or with another person!  And she gets to do all of this while on drugs


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14455205 - 05/15/11 08:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i call B/S. this woman wants attention. this will not garner her fame, rather than infamy.
on a side note, she must have some nasty callouses, like a Pornstar


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: The Whale] * 1
    #14455207 - 05/15/11 08:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It'd be cooler if she wasn't so unattractive. She's gross looking.


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: robbyberto]
    #14455215 - 05/15/11 08:09 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

robbyberto said:
It'd be cooler if she wasn't so unattractive. She's gross looking.



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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: robbyberto]
    #14455219 - 05/15/11 08:11 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

seriously, what the fuck...:kingcrankey:


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: s0nny]
    #14455260 - 05/15/11 08:26 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Her clit must look as if it had a rug burn


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: Patlal]
    #14455272 - 05/15/11 08:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

maybe thats why she has to masterbate so much, she has such a big callus she can't get off, so she just keeps trying and trying and then gets frustrated, shoots her cocktail and trys and trys again


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #14455284 - 05/15/11 08:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Do you think she squirts everytime?

If so, things in her office must be floating around


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14455305 - 05/15/11 08:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
i call B/S. this woman wants attention. this will not garner her fame, rather than infamy.
on a side note, she must have some nasty callouses, like a Pornstar




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_genital_arousal_disorder


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: s240779]
    #14455363 - 05/15/11 09:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

superhigh said:
Quote:

ellenallien said:
i call B/S. this woman wants attention. this will not garner her fame, rather than infamy.
on a side note, she must have some nasty callouses, like a Pornstar




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_genital_arousal_disorder






This sounds different, it isn't like a compulsive pressure to do it, it sounds like she was a chronic masturbator to the extreme. The cases that typically are with that persistent arousal are almost like an unwanted swelling feeling that only goes away after masturbating.


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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14455477 - 05/15/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
i call B/S.




If shes awake for a 16 hour day she would have to masturbate every 20minutes to reach 47 times in 1 day.

Thats dedication.

get this lady some bud.

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Re: Woman who masturbates up to forty seven-times a day is allowed to do it at work. [Re: mrckb]
    #14455485 - 05/15/11 09:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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