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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: 4runner]
    #14444824 - 05/13/11 10:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
Just don't crash, you might lose your bits.




Road BJs are pretty damn awesome though.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444825 - 05/13/11 10:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Eat her out, when shes done stick your cock in her mouth. Works every. single. time.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Equipto]
    #14444866 - 05/13/11 10:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Eat her out, when shes done stick your cock in her mouth. Works every. single. time.




Better yet 69.

Funny I never used to like eating pussy, but now its just so awesome seeing how much you can turn a girl on with it.

:laugh:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14444871 - 05/13/11 10:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Eat her out? who the fuck :awewtf:


Am i the only one who realizes you just have to tell her???

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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Equipto]
    #14444874 - 05/13/11 10:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Wow I'm like...getting a boner just by reading every post x_x Next time I'll be sure to park the car and ask for road head :laugh:

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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444885 - 05/13/11 10:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

^^^ :awedisgust:

Why can't women just not be freaked out by our boners, thats the sorta world I wanna live in.

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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444891 - 05/13/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: dshow]
    #14444894 - 05/13/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Am i the only one who realizes you just have to tell her???



i have serious doubts about the efficacy of simply demanding head.  i feel that with the majority of women, you'd be scoffed at and written off as a dick not worthy of the time of day.  especially if it's your first time hanging out with her.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #14444901 - 05/13/11 11:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Indeed.  He might of got away with it if she was as gagging for him to make the first move as he seemed to think by her "figeting".

If shes a slutty girl you can just ask and they go to work. 

Must depend a lot on the culture as well but generally your gonna want her to be in the mood else its guaranteed fail.

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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444904 - 05/13/11 11:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Wow I'm like...getting a boner just by reading every post x_x Next time I'll be sure to park the car and ask for road head :laugh:





dude WTF? park the car...? :laugh2:

You have that girl go down on you while your driving ok??? Dont park the car. And she better be a swallower, dont tolerate anything else. dont even mention it. Just say your about to cum and hopefully she finishes you off the real way.

are you guys like overweight or something? road head=getting head while driving.

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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? (moved) [Re: Best In The World]
    #14445040 - 05/13/11 11:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? (moved) [Re: Newbie]
    #14445072 - 05/13/11 11:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

First time, prob true. After that, its all a go go go

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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: 4runner]
    #14445081 - 05/13/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Just whip your hard cock out and shake it around at her.





This works better than you might think.
It's not exactly failproof, but worth a shot as Plan B.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14445781 - 05/13/11 02:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:hmm: driving to me is serious business. I have rejected road head advances for the simple matter of fact that I am driving :ifyoucanawe:



roadhead - fix my house  :cookiemonster:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14445797 - 05/13/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I know kissing/feeling eachother leads to sex, as well as blowjobs,




First, a blowjob is sex. It's right there in the name: "oral sex".

And kissing leads to sex as you said. So... kissing is a first step toward a blowjob.
IOW, you want a bj, you have to kiss a girl.

Or get one from a guy I guess.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14446718 - 05/13/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I just don't get it. I took my friend out for an hour drive and she was the one who wanted me to give her a ride home. She's been crushing on me for awhile because she has been quite flirtacious with me for the couple months. During the car ride, all we did was talk, but I could tell she wanted to do something sexual because she kept adjusting her seat and fidgeted with her seating position. Of course I can't just ask her if she wants to do something sexual with me because that's kinda awkward..




Hmm, are you looking for a BJ as the first sexual thing you do with her?  Have you even had a hot and heavy makeout session with your hand up her shirt?

I disagree that you can't "just ask" her (healthy women appreciate men who don't hide their sexuality, but who are tasteful about where to bring up the conversation), but broaching the conversation during a time when you're not hoping for it to happen THEN is probably the best way, especially if she's shy.

Why not just straight ask, "Hey, have you ever gone down on a guy while he was driving?" and see how she responds?  Make sure you can handle a negative response without getting pouty or pissy however, because that's a huge turn-off and makes it very likely she won't easily go away and think more about it and think "hmm, that kinda sounds fun..." and surprise you in the future.

Sometimes we just need a bit of time to think about it :smile:

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How do you guys get head? Besides prostitues and what not. I know kissing/feeling eachother leads to sex, as well as blowjobs, but what leads to only blowjobs? O.o




Some of us gals actually really love to give BJs, but it can take us a few years to get to that point.  In my early 20's I had NO IDEA how much I loved the feeling of being "in control" I got from giving a guy head.  The first time I was asked to do it in my teen years, however, I refused because I couldn't get over the thought of "eww you pee out of that..."

Another thing to keep in mind:  How clean were you at that time?  How long had it been since you had washed?  Not to say you were dirty necessarily, but one of the best ways to ensure you get repeat head (ie: after you get it the first time) is to be very very clean so there's not even a hint of your man-odor in that area.  Trimming your pubes is also another good idea, we hates choking on pubes.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: potgrrl]
    #14446745 - 05/13/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Another thing to keep in mind:  How clean were you at that time?  How long had it been since you had washed?  Not to say you were dirty necessarily, but one of the best ways to ensure you get repeat head (ie: after you get it the first time) is to be very very clean so there's not even a hint of your man-odor in that area.  Trimming your pubes is also another good idea, we hates choking on pubes.




Its also vice versa ladies. Do your men a favor and we will repay you nicely. :fonda:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Joolz]
    #14446801 - 05/13/11 05:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Another thing to keep in mind:  How clean were you at that time?  How long had it been since you had washed?  Not to say you were dirty necessarily, but one of the best ways to ensure you get repeat head (ie: after you get it the first time) is to be very very clean so there's not even a hint of your man-odor in that area.  Trimming your pubes is also another good idea, we hates choking on pubes.




Its also vice versa ladies. Do your men a favor and we will repay you nicely. :fonda:




Definitely!

Although I did have one guy who still eagerly went down on me after a two hour sweaty workout even when I hadn't showered.  :shrug:  But I did at least WARN him, and he said he didn't care, so, well, what can I say?


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: potgrrl]
    #14446810 - 05/13/11 05:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

With warning or if you know the girl, sometimes it's different.

But everybody should wash and trim if they expect to get oral.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14447005 - 05/13/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, sweaty twat isn't too bad depending on who the girl is. I know I used to like to finish off my ex and I's work outs with a nice little number before we showered and passed out, but I was the only one who had been down there.


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