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limestoneman
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So I was getting head and...
#14444971 - 05/13/11 11:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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She fucking bit the very tip of my dick! That shit hurt, and made me go soft. Fucking lame  But then she took me to burger king and bought me a double whopper with double bacon. 
How's your day been? Any interesting sexual encounters? Has a dominatrix ever bit your dick? What's up with airline food anyway?
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desant
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: limestoneman]
#14444980 - 05/13/11 11:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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haha this post made my day At shroomery
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s0nny
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: desant]
#14444992 - 05/13/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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sorry to hear about your dick, man..
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sunset_mission
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: s0nny]
#14445008 - 05/13/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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There is only one way to go about this:
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limestoneman
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: s0nny]
#14445014 - 05/13/11 11:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Man, it's still tender. Ow!
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s0nny
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Quote:
sunset_mission said: There is only one way to go about this:

that definitely seems like the most appropriate way to handle it..
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: limestoneman]
#14445033 - 05/13/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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So she did it on purpose?
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Newbie
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Re: So I was getting head and... (moved) [Re: limestoneman]
#14445042 - 05/13/11 11:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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This thread was moved from The Pub.
Reason: Belongs here.
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limestoneman
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: thoughts]
#14445055 - 05/13/11 11:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Man, it's still tender. Ow!Quote:
iwasaClown said: So she did it on purpose?
She's kinda new to sucking dick. She mostly fucks girls. She spit on my dick like it was a porno and was like "I really don't have much experience with this just so you know."
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Newbie said: <img src='http://www.shroomery.org/forums/images/moved.gif'> This thread was moved from The Pub.
Reason: Belongs here.
Thanks bro.
Edited by limestoneman (05/13/11 11:30 AM)
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limestoneman
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: limestoneman]
#14445287 - 05/13/11 12:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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 Bless the Ukrainians and their bacon!
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Cherk
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: limestoneman]
#14445615 - 05/13/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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girls that spit on your dick and get all Beethoven slobbery on it are keepers
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BadAssPterodactyl
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: Cherk]
#14445885 - 05/13/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I once had a guy ask me to bite his dick as hard as I could. I felt bad doing it, but I obliged.
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Quote:
BadAssPterodactyl said: I once had a guy ask me to bite his dick as hard as I could. I felt bad doing it, but I obliged.
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sunset_mission
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: evildee125]
#14445920 - 05/13/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
evildee125 said:
Quote:
BadAssPterodactyl said: I once had a guy ask me to bite his dick as hard as I could. I felt bad doing it, but I obliged.

 
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: Cherk]
#14446868 - 05/13/11 05:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
cherokee said: girls that spit on your dick and get all Beethoven slobbery on it are keepers
Hahaha what exactly do you mean by Beethoven slobbery?
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s0nny
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: thoughts]
#14446873 - 05/13/11 05:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
iwasaClown said:
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cherokee said: girls that spit on your dick and get all Beethoven slobbery on it are keepers
Hahaha what exactly do you mean by Beethoven slobbery?
i was wondering the same thing..
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: s0nny]
#14446891 - 05/13/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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cherokee is showing how old he is and how young you all are :P
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: s0nny]
#14446910 - 05/13/11 06:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: automan]
#14446923 - 05/13/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
automan said: cherokee is showing how old he is and how young you all are :P
ya, c'mon.
you bastards don't know about beethoven.
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: Moronicus]
#14446934 - 05/13/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was in high school when that came out
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