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Offlinelimestoneman
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So I was getting head and...
    #14444971 - 05/13/11 11:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

She fucking bit the very tip of my dick! That shit hurt, and made me go soft. Fucking lame :kingcrankey:
But then she took me to burger king and bought me a double whopper with double bacon. :aweoverdose:

How's your day been? Any interesting sexual encounters? Has a dominatrix ever bit your dick? What's up with airline food anyway?


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Offlinedesant
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: limestoneman]
    #14444980 - 05/13/11 11:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

haha this post made my day At shroomery :lol:


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Invisibles0nny
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: desant]
    #14444992 - 05/13/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

sorry to hear about your dick, man..


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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: s0nny]
    #14445008 - 05/13/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

There is only one way to go about this:

:pimpslap:


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Offlinelimestoneman
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: s0nny]
    #14445014 - 05/13/11 11:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Man, it's still tender. Ow!


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Invisibles0nny
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14445017 - 05/13/11 11:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

sunset_mission said:
There is only one way to go about this:

:pimpslap:



that definitely seems like the most appropriate way to handle it..


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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: limestoneman]
    #14445033 - 05/13/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

So she did it on purpose?


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Re: So I was getting head and... (moved) [Re: limestoneman]
    #14445042 - 05/13/11 11:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

This thread was moved from The Pub.

Reason:
Belongs here.


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Offlinelimestoneman
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: thoughts]
    #14445055 - 05/13/11 11:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Man, it's still tender. Ow!
Quote:

iwasaClown said:
So she did it on purpose?



She's kinda new to sucking dick. She mostly fucks girls.
She spit on my dick like it was a porno and was like "I really don't have much experience with this just so you know."
Quote:

Newbie said:
<img src='http://www.shroomery.org/forums/images/moved.gif'> This thread was moved from The Pub.

Reason:
Belongs here.



Thanks bro.


Edited by limestoneman (05/13/11 11:30 AM)


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Offlinelimestoneman
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: limestoneman]
    #14445287 - 05/13/11 12:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)


Bless the Ukrainians and their bacon!


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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: limestoneman]
    #14445615 - 05/13/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

girls that spit on your dick and get all Beethoven slobbery on it are keepers


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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: Cherk]
    #14445885 - 05/13/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I once had a guy ask me to bite his dick as hard as I could.  I felt bad doing it, but I obliged.


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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: BadAssPterodactyl]
    #14445904 - 05/13/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

BadAssPterodactyl said:
I once had a guy ask me to bite his dick as hard as I could.  I felt bad doing it, but I obliged.



:omgz:  :docbrown:


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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: evildee125]
    #14445920 - 05/13/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

evildee125 said:
Quote:

BadAssPterodactyl said:
I once had a guy ask me to bite his dick as hard as I could.  I felt bad doing it, but I obliged.



:omgz:  :docbrown:




:ugh::freshwtf::awedisgust:


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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: Cherk]
    #14446868 - 05/13/11 05:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

cherokee said:
girls that spit on your dick and get all Beethoven slobbery on it are keepers



Hahaha what exactly do you mean by Beethoven slobbery?


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Invisibles0nny
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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: thoughts]
    #14446873 - 05/13/11 05:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

iwasaClown said:
Quote:

cherokee said:
girls that spit on your dick and get all Beethoven slobbery on it are keepers



Hahaha what exactly do you mean by Beethoven slobbery?



:lol: i was wondering the same thing..


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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: s0nny]
    #14446891 - 05/13/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

cherokee is showing how old he is and how young you all are :P


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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: s0nny]
    #14446910 - 05/13/11 06:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: automan]
    #14446923 - 05/13/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

automan said:
cherokee is showing how old he is and how young you all are :P



ya, c'mon.

you bastards don't know about beethoven.


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Re: So I was getting head and... [Re: Moronicus]
    #14446934 - 05/13/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was in high school when that came out :yesnod:


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