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How do you start the sequence of getting head?
    #14444696 - 05/13/11 10:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I just don't get it. I took my friend out for an hour drive and she was the one who wanted me to give her a ride home. She's been crushing on me for awhile because she has been quite flirtacious with me for the couple months. During the car ride, all we did was talk, but I could tell she wanted to do something sexual because she kept adjusting her seat and fidgeted with her seating position. Of course I can't just ask her if she wants to do something sexual with me because that's kinda awkward..

How do you guys get head? Besides prostitues and what not. I know kissing/feeling eachother leads to sex, as well as blowjobs, but what leads to only blowjobs? O.o


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444710 - 05/13/11 10:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Why you trying to get "only blowjobs"? Go for gold!


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444716 - 05/13/11 10:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

start stretching, it's the only way you will ever get there....






took me 3 years to get to that stage, but it's well worth it.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444718 - 05/13/11 10:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

just take your dick out, and be like, "yeahhh, you know the drill"


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Charliem]
    #14444726 - 05/13/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

lol I know but I'm curious because some friends of mine only got head and I wonder how they only got head and what they did to initiate it xD and LOL those comments just made me :lolsy:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444734 - 05/13/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

how old are you?


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: s0nny]
    #14444736 - 05/13/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

When I was single simply "Give me a BJ"
or start kissing and it automatically leads to it.

Its easier when your in a relationship lol.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444737 - 05/13/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you should have kept your eyes out for a spot with a good vantage where you could park your car.  it seems ballsy to expect this girl you've never hooked up with to just start giving you road head.

so you find that place to park, make sure she's cool with the fact that you're parking and doesn't feel skeezed out.  then you express interest with eye contact, smiles, conversation, and perhaps an arm resting on her seat.  touch her face or whatever, start making out, let your hands wander a bit, and at some point take her hand and gently guide it down to the tumescence locked in your jeans.  at which point, hopefully, she will take the hint and at the very least start giving you a handy.

if it doesn't happen there, then it's probably not going to happen in this encounter.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444741 - 05/13/11 10:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

My back is wrecked,I'm sorry now but any chance you could tie my shoe for me? Cheers.......OH,LOOK WHAT FELL OUT...:yesnod:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444746 - 05/13/11 10:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Just whip your hard cock out and shake it around at her.

I mean that is if your sure she wanted to do something.

Then again even if she didn't she might now.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14444749 - 05/13/11 10:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

to be fair, most of the slags i know want tongue/finger minge action as part of the cock sucking arrangement.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: 4runner]
    #14444756 - 05/13/11 10:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

19.. :blush:

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you should have kept your eyes out for a spot with a good vantage where you could park your car.  it seems ballsy to expect this girl you've never hooked up with to just start giving you road head.

so you find that place to park, make sure she's cool with the fact that you're parking and doesn't feel skeezed out.  then you express interest with eye contact, smiles, conversation, and perhaps an arm resting on her seat.  touch her face or whatever, start making out, let your hands wander a bit, and at some point take her hand and gently guide it down to the tumescence locked in your jeans.  at which point, hopefully, she will take the hint and at the very least start giving you a handy.

if it doesn't happen there, then it's probably not going to happen in this encounter.




ooo thanks for the tip! Gotta try that next time haha must..park..the car..next time :laugh:DDD

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My back is wrecked,I'm sorry now but any chance you could tie my shoe for me? Cheers.......OH,LOOK WHAT FELL OUT...:yesnod:




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Just whip your hard cock out and shake it around at her.

I mean that is if your sure she wanted to do something.

Then again even if she didn't she might now.




LOL but like..I can't randomly just pull it out during the middle of our convo lmaao


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: druqs]
    #14444761 - 05/13/11 10:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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to be fair, most of the slags i know want tongue/finger minge action as part of the cock sucking arrangement.



fuck that noise.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: s0nny]
    #14444771 - 05/13/11 10:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

LOL I want head though!


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: s0nny]
    #14444774 - 05/13/11 10:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

eh i don't mind it, there not usually expecting me to randomly just shove my whole fist un-lubed.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: druqs]
    #14444783 - 05/13/11 10:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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eh i don't mind it, there not usually expecting me to randomly just shove my whole fist un-lubed.



thats the way to show them you mean business at least:shrug:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: druqs]
    #14444795 - 05/13/11 10:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

this isnt rocket science. Just ask for road head. Keep driving and if she likes you she will do it. not that hard. :shrug: ive done it countless times with chicks


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: s0nny]
    #14444800 - 05/13/11 10:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

its only business on weekends and i go by the name of 'Smokey'


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: dshow]
    #14444807 - 05/13/11 10:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Just don't crash, you might lose your bits.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: druqs]
    #14444814 - 05/13/11 10:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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to be fair, most of the slags i know want tongue/finger minge action as part of the cock sucking arrangement.





those have to be some serious bitches. If a girl wont give me just head, i will literally tell them to fuck off. Then again i never get that, because if there into me, they already know i expect them to be submissive. Be a bad boy and you get what you want :wink:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: 4runner]
    #14444824 - 05/13/11 10:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Just don't crash, you might lose your bits.




Road BJs are pretty damn awesome though.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444825 - 05/13/11 10:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Eat her out, when shes done stick your cock in her mouth. Works every. single. time.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Equipto]
    #14444866 - 05/13/11 10:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Eat her out, when shes done stick your cock in her mouth. Works every. single. time.




Better yet 69.

Funny I never used to like eating pussy, but now its just so awesome seeing how much you can turn a girl on with it.

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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14444871 - 05/13/11 10:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Eat her out? who the fuck :awewtf:


Am i the only one who realizes you just have to tell her???


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Equipto]
    #14444874 - 05/13/11 10:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Wow I'm like...getting a boner just by reading every post x_x Next time I'll be sure to park the car and ask for road head :laugh:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444885 - 05/13/11 10:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

^^^ :awedisgust:

Why can't women just not be freaked out by our boners, thats the sorta world I wanna live in.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: dshow]
    #14444894 - 05/13/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Am i the only one who realizes you just have to tell her???



i have serious doubts about the efficacy of simply demanding head.  i feel that with the majority of women, you'd be scoffed at and written off as a dick not worthy of the time of day.  especially if it's your first time hanging out with her.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #14444901 - 05/13/11 11:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Indeed.  He might of got away with it if she was as gagging for him to make the first move as he seemed to think by her "figeting".

If shes a slutty girl you can just ask and they go to work. 

Must depend a lot on the culture as well but generally your gonna want her to be in the mood else its guaranteed fail.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14444904 - 05/13/11 11:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Wow I'm like...getting a boner just by reading every post x_x Next time I'll be sure to park the car and ask for road head :laugh:





dude WTF? park the car...? :laugh2:

You have that girl go down on you while your driving ok??? Dont park the car. And she better be a swallower, dont tolerate anything else. dont even mention it. Just say your about to cum and hopefully she finishes you off the real way.

are you guys like overweight or something? road head=getting head while driving.


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    #14445040 - 05/13/11 11:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? (moved) [Re: Newbie]
    #14445072 - 05/13/11 11:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

First time, prob true. After that, its all a go go go


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: 4runner]
    #14445081 - 05/13/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Just whip your hard cock out and shake it around at her.





This works better than you might think.
It's not exactly failproof, but worth a shot as Plan B.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14445781 - 05/13/11 02:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:hmm: driving to me is serious business. I have rejected road head advances for the simple matter of fact that I am driving :ifyoucanawe:



roadhead - fix my house  :cookiemonster:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14445797 - 05/13/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I know kissing/feeling eachother leads to sex, as well as blowjobs,




First, a blowjob is sex. It's right there in the name: "oral sex".

And kissing leads to sex as you said. So... kissing is a first step toward a blowjob.
IOW, you want a bj, you have to kiss a girl.

Or get one from a guy I guess.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14446718 - 05/13/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I just don't get it. I took my friend out for an hour drive and she was the one who wanted me to give her a ride home. She's been crushing on me for awhile because she has been quite flirtacious with me for the couple months. During the car ride, all we did was talk, but I could tell she wanted to do something sexual because she kept adjusting her seat and fidgeted with her seating position. Of course I can't just ask her if she wants to do something sexual with me because that's kinda awkward..




Hmm, are you looking for a BJ as the first sexual thing you do with her?  Have you even had a hot and heavy makeout session with your hand up her shirt?

I disagree that you can't "just ask" her (healthy women appreciate men who don't hide their sexuality, but who are tasteful about where to bring up the conversation), but broaching the conversation during a time when you're not hoping for it to happen THEN is probably the best way, especially if she's shy.

Why not just straight ask, "Hey, have you ever gone down on a guy while he was driving?" and see how she responds?  Make sure you can handle a negative response without getting pouty or pissy however, because that's a huge turn-off and makes it very likely she won't easily go away and think more about it and think "hmm, that kinda sounds fun..." and surprise you in the future.

Sometimes we just need a bit of time to think about it :smile:

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How do you guys get head? Besides prostitues and what not. I know kissing/feeling eachother leads to sex, as well as blowjobs, but what leads to only blowjobs? O.o




Some of us gals actually really love to give BJs, but it can take us a few years to get to that point.  In my early 20's I had NO IDEA how much I loved the feeling of being "in control" I got from giving a guy head.  The first time I was asked to do it in my teen years, however, I refused because I couldn't get over the thought of "eww you pee out of that..."

Another thing to keep in mind:  How clean were you at that time?  How long had it been since you had washed?  Not to say you were dirty necessarily, but one of the best ways to ensure you get repeat head (ie: after you get it the first time) is to be very very clean so there's not even a hint of your man-odor in that area.  Trimming your pubes is also another good idea, we hates choking on pubes.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: potgrrl]
    #14446745 - 05/13/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Another thing to keep in mind:  How clean were you at that time?  How long had it been since you had washed?  Not to say you were dirty necessarily, but one of the best ways to ensure you get repeat head (ie: after you get it the first time) is to be very very clean so there's not even a hint of your man-odor in that area.  Trimming your pubes is also another good idea, we hates choking on pubes.




Its also vice versa ladies. Do your men a favor and we will repay you nicely. :fonda:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Joolz]
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Another thing to keep in mind:  How clean were you at that time?  How long had it been since you had washed?  Not to say you were dirty necessarily, but one of the best ways to ensure you get repeat head (ie: after you get it the first time) is to be very very clean so there's not even a hint of your man-odor in that area.  Trimming your pubes is also another good idea, we hates choking on pubes.




Its also vice versa ladies. Do your men a favor and we will repay you nicely. :fonda:




Definitely!

Although I did have one guy who still eagerly went down on me after a two hour sweaty workout even when I hadn't showered.  :shrug:  But I did at least WARN him, and he said he didn't care, so, well, what can I say?


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: potgrrl]
    #14446810 - 05/13/11 05:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

With warning or if you know the girl, sometimes it's different.

But everybody should wash and trim if they expect to get oral.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14447005 - 05/13/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, sweaty twat isn't too bad depending on who the girl is. I know I used to like to finish off my ex and I's work outs with a nice little number before we showered and passed out, but I was the only one who had been down there.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14447053 - 05/13/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

A lotta good advice here, but the key is to not overthink it.

You were thinking about how awkward it would be and yada yada yada...
Forget about it!
You should be thinking about how awesome it's gonna be when you're boning her in the back seat.

As for how to start the sequence... kissing and making out is a good starting point.
Touch her womanly areas and direct her hands to your manly areas...
If she's letting you finger her twat and has her hand around your cock, you're cleared for landing. :fonz:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14447236 - 05/13/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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With warning or if you know the girl, sometimes it's different.

But everybody should wash and trim if they expect to get oral.



:ifyoucanawe: maybe people like it fury and funky? I've talked to chicks that dig the after gym oral, and I don't mind a gal that went running and wants a little some some when she gets back. There is a difference between funk and funky :datass:


everybody should do as they and their partner agree is most pleasurable in this regard.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #14447364 - 05/13/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Am i the only one who realizes you just have to tell her???



i have serious doubts about the efficacy of simply demanding head.  i feel that with the majority of women, you'd be scoffed at and written off as a dick not worthy of the time of day.  especially if it's your first time hanging out with her.




You don't demand it so much as sort of imply it.
Get your dick out and kind of look at it expectantly.

Like Winnie the Pooh wishing he had a little snackerel of honey.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14447989 - 05/13/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Never seam desperate which clearly you have failed.

Lesson 2: Have a back up plan if tour rejected.

Lesson 3: Don't get rejected. Your a man so act like one. She's squirming with desire? It's in the bag if u can just feign confidence.

Lesson 4: improve, make it happen.

Sounds like this chicks pretty easy if u think it was a possiblity which isn't bad. Some chicks just love the cock which equates to more head for you. And on the note of getting head withought sex/kissing or any work on my part has happened but the chicks it happens with are usually skeevy but not always.

I will never forget the first time this happened. I was chillin with this chick in highschool and we were drinking. She keeps making passes at me and leaning on me but I ignored her and one thing led to another, she pulled out my dick and yes she swallowed...do you know why? Cuz she had the idea I was cooler than I was. It's all in the attitude.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: dshow]
    #14448961 - 05/14/11 12:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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this isnt rocket science. Just ask for road head. Keep driving and if she likes you she will do it. not that hard. :shrug: ive done it countless times with chicks




This man knows wutsup. Just slap her in the mouth and tell her who her daddy is.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Felinor]
    #14449592 - 05/14/11 03:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ok fe;
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this isnt rocket science. Just ask for road head. Keep driving and if she likes you she will do it. not that hard. :shrug: ive done it countless times with chicks




This man knows wutsup. Just slap her in the mouth and tell her who her daddy is.





ok thats a little intense, but hell its very possible it could work. she might even be into it. Im jus saying if a girl likes you or your dating a girl and you ask for road head, and they wont, or they dont like it, or they dont swallow, FUCK THEM.  most guys that settle for that bullshit cant do any better.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: dshow]
    #14454250 - 05/15/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Okay, not to thread jack but what do you do if you're grrl doesn't want to give road head. I feel like mine won't because she has this notion that it's something "sluts" do.

They aren't something she doesn't do, just when it comes to the car :shrug:


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #14454519 - 05/15/11 01:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Okay, not to thread jack but what do you do if you're grrl doesn't want to give road head. I feel like mine won't because she has this notion that it's something "sluts" do.

They aren't something she doesn't do, just when it comes to the car :shrug:



Yeah I have been in that situation. It's disappointing but you just have to accept it.


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: 2Cents]
    #14454536 - 05/15/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I go in kiss. Start going for the neck and while you're there get in close and park your hands on her thighs. Get her all worked up by kissing her neck gently and sometimes a bit aggressive. Then rub her shoulders and squeeze them, work down the arm and grab her hand all intimate like. Then as you continue to kiss her this allows you to not have to look at her which makes it awkward. Just keep kissing her neck and face and work the arm. Girls love that neck shit. Then move her hand over to your leg and she'll get the hint you want her to rub you. If she goes for it then you go for it. She'll see your enjoying it and then act like the hand just isn't cutting it. Now head. Voila.

If denied act like it's cool, enjoy the hand. Next time, head. Voila


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Re: How do you start the sequence of getting head? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14454543 - 05/15/11 01:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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dshow said:
Am i the only one who realizes you just have to tell her???



i have serious doubts about the efficacy of simply demanding head.  i feel that with the majority of women, you'd be scoffed at and written off as a dick not worthy of the time of day.  especially if it's your first time hanging out with her.




You don't demand it so much as sort of imply it.
Get your dick out and kind of look at it expectantly.

Like Winnie the Pooh wishing he had a little snackerel of honey.





haha this is hilarious and pretty much what I was saying. You gotta work your way in there and just imply. If you're cool about it and assertive. They'll do it. I've made a couple good girls go bad for sure. You just have to create that impression that it's all cool.


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