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gzuf
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"Don't Fucking Do It In The Park"
#14443938 - 05/13/11 06:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just watched this video on reddit. It really had me laughing, figure I'd share it.
Quote:
"What do you ride?"
"Anything that comes along."
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"You break a tree, you might as well be fingering my baby sister. That's how I feel about it"
What a fucking quote machine If only all authority figures were so kickass.
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koraks
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Re: "Don't Fucking Do It In The Park" [Re: gzuf]
#14443948 - 05/13/11 06:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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"irradical"? 
Anyway, don't do it in the park. It fucks up the landscaping.
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Re: "Don't Fucking Do It In The Park" [Re: koraks]
#14443974 - 05/13/11 06:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't even...
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Kada
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Re: "Don't Fucking Do It In The Park" [Re: Halsfield]
#14444096 - 05/13/11 07:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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LOLOLZ
At least he was being funny about kicking their tree killing asses out. Fucking tool ass teenagers. I would have gotten their names and had them on cleanup duty in the spring.
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Re: "Don't Fucking Do It In The Park" [Re: gzuf]
#14444268 - 05/13/11 08:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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"To break a man, always do it sexually."
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guywiththegun
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Re: "Don't Fucking Do It In The Park" [Re: Mad_Larkin] 1
#14444282 - 05/13/11 08:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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That is seriously the greatest groundskeeper ever. I guarantee those little punk-ass kids won't be fucking up his park again.
Reminds me of this sheriff. This was in my pre-drugs days, we were just running around playing this game in the cemetery. When we told him about it, he gave us a weird look and said "Shouldn't kids your age be out drinking or doing drugs?"
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Re: "Don't Fucking Do It In The Park" [Re: guywiththegun]
#14444299 - 05/13/11 08:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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That is some funny shit.
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guywiththegun said: and said "Shouldn't kids your age be out drinking or doing drugs?"
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Re: "Don't Fucking Do It In The Park" [Re: gzuf]
#14446152 - 05/13/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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wow
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the human abstract
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Re: "Don't Fucking Do It In The Park" [Re: SteezeMonkey]
#14446202 - 05/13/11 03:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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hahaha
he said shitstorm
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Re: "Don't Fucking Do It In The Park" [Re: gzuf]
#14446258 - 05/13/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dude. That was actually fucking hilarious!
"If Shaun White had a tight little vagina, I'd fuck him too. I'm a whoremonger"
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