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Drilling a hole in an English pound
    #14443711 - 05/13/11 03:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

through the queens head is an act of treason,if done in school punishable by suspension apparently.

Drawing a dick going into her mouth makes the currency void :superiority:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14443716 - 05/13/11 03:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

There's a drinking game in England where you throw a pence into someone's beer and they have to yell "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!" and chug the beer real fast or else she'll drown.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14443719 - 05/13/11 03:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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There's a drinking game in England where you throw a pence into someone's beer and they have to yell "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!" and chug the beer real fast or else she'll drown.




Haha fucking gross

Currency is not something I want in contact with what I'm drinking


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: propensity]
    #14443732 - 05/13/11 03:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

if i drilled an 'ole in a quid i'd have no chip money tonight!


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14443740 - 05/13/11 03:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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through the queens head is an act of treason,if done in school punishable by suspension apparently.

Drawing a dick going into her mouth makes the currency void :superiority:



... Pics, or it didn't happen... :waits: . . . :peace:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14443741 - 05/13/11 04:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Too right,love!


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14443764 - 05/13/11 04:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Too right,love!





i honestly cant see 'the codfather' in falmouth accepting some of a pound coin. there goes my pot of curry.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14443778 - 05/13/11 04:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Haha,the codfather.

New place opened up here,the fish hatch. It's the kitchen from a decent restaurant so it's nice fish whereas usually the fish from chippers seems to have more batter than fish.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14443786 - 05/13/11 04:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

living on the coast we get a shit load of fresh fish daily. all the chippys do fantakka fish. cant get faggots down here for love nor money. (mr brains faggots dont count, i mean real butchers faggots) sorry to use the word faggot so much!!:laugh2:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14443803 - 05/13/11 04:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Fantakka fish? Is this some slang for fantastic?:lol:

Don't think I've ever even seen a faggot.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14443807 - 05/13/11 04:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

What do you mean by faggots


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: propensity]
    #14443813 - 05/13/11 04:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Faggots are a traditional dish in the UK,[1][2] especially South and Mid Wales and the Midlands of England.[3][4][5] It is made from meat off-cuts and offal, especially pork.[3] A faggot is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes bread crumbs.

Not sure if I'd be into organs...

I do like steak and kidney pies though.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14443826 - 05/13/11 04:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

top faggot description. they are a bit spicy taste a bit like haslet. on the east coast they have something similar. called savoury ducks. no duck involved at all. 
yes fantakka is fantastic. fantakka has its origins in NE england.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14443830 - 05/13/11 04:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Haha yeesh.

I've been indoctrinated against eating organs pretty much, growing up in my millieu of America.

I'll pass on that stuff


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: propensity]
    #14443831 - 05/13/11 04:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I couldn't think of any plausible motives for anyone wanting to drill the queen of England.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14443842 - 05/13/11 05:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Gonna give it a right knees up tonight,innit!?

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I couldn't think of any plausible motives for anyone wanting to drill the queen of England.




Just to say you drilled the queen. Here,you'd be given an endless pint of beer for such a feat:yesnod:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14443850 - 05/13/11 05:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14443854 - 05/13/11 05:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Does that sign really say 'home maid faggots'? How appropriate.

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I couldn't think of any plausible motives for anyone wanting to drill the queen of England.




Just to say you drilled the queen. Here,you'd be given an endless pint of beer for such a feat:yesnod:



In that case, I might have to revise my earlier statement.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: koraks]
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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14443859 - 05/13/11 05:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Peas on fries wut


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: propensity]
    #14443908 - 05/13/11 05:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Peas on fries wut



usually its fish chips and mushy peas. idk if your 'fries'[ are anything like our 'chips' nothing like mcdonalds or buggerking.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14443944 - 05/13/11 06:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Peas on fries wut



usually its fish chips and mushy peas. idk if your 'fries'[ are anything like our 'chips' nothing like mcdonalds or buggerking.



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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #14444083 - 05/13/11 07:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I can't stand English food. :ugh:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444129 - 05/13/11 07:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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idk if your 'fries'[ are anything like our 'chips' nothing like mcdonalds or buggerking.





some places serve fries like the english chips, of course our chips are your crisps, our crisps are some stupid diet food


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14444137 - 05/13/11 07:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

dont get me started with jam/jelly..jelly/jello pants/trousers bum/fanny bum/tramp etc...:confused::grin:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444166 - 05/13/11 08:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i think i need a definitive english-american dictionary. wts.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14444178 - 05/13/11 08:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444182 - 05/13/11 08:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Faggots, chips and peas? I've lived in England all my life and thankfully never had the misfortune to come across that dish.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444184 - 05/13/11 08:07 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

http://www.effingpot.com/

good englist to american dictionary


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444188 - 05/13/11 08:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i like your hair :happyheart:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14444192 - 05/13/11 08:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Faggots, chips and peas? I've lived in England all my life and thankfully never had the misfortune to come across that dish.



what???? it cant be all beer n sex n chips n gravy up there (thanks to the macc lads)
you have never heard of faggots chips n mushy peas? where you been hiding? and you...a northerner...well im from sheffield originally and that has shocked me.

@ellen...thanks i blonded it for a party and i kinda like it now.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444195 - 05/13/11 08:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i love short hair :loveeyes:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444201 - 05/13/11 08:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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i think i need a definitive english-american dictionary. wts.





everything would be so much simpler if you people would just learn to speak the language :smirk:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444212 - 05/13/11 08:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Faggots, chips and peas? I've lived in England all my life and thankfully never had the misfortune to come across that dish.



what???? it cant be all beer n sex n chips n gravy up there (thanks to the macc lads)
you have never heard of faggots chips n mushy peas? where you been hiding? and you...a northerner...well im from sheffield originally and that has shocked me.

@ellen...thanks i blonded it for a party and i kinda like it now.




The only person I know who eats faggots (lol) is my grandma. It's all about pie and chips where I'm from, not that I eat that either... for me it has to be fish and chips with curry sauce.  :drooling:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14444215 - 05/13/11 08:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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i think i need a definitive english-american dictionary. wts.





everything would be so much simpler if you people would just learn to speak the language :smirk:





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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14444228 - 05/13/11 08:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

"im gowna git me some freysh road keel ta eat fer a snayck"  :hillbilly:


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    #14444231 - 05/13/11 08:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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i think i need a definitive english-american dictionary. wts.





everything would be so much simpler if you people would just learn to speak the language :smirk:



correct me if im wrong, but your native language is smoke signals and totems. when your ancestors left here back in sixteen hundred and frozen stiff they spoke perfect english. they got to jamestown and before you could say 'kill the red man' they had bastardized the language into the incomprehensible drawl you have today.
you're english. (unless you have been dragged there(slavery and stuff))so learn your mothe tongue. :tongue::heart:ps i like americans, i really do.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14444238 - 05/13/11 08:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

""wuld u luck a sput of teh?""

have you been learning english from dick van dyke? hullo mary poppins!
apples and pears n no mistake.:tongue2::heart:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14444243 - 05/13/11 08:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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"im gowna git me some freysh road keel ta eat fer a snayck"  :hillbilly:





say paw...i gonna shoot me wun o them injuns!


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444247 - 05/13/11 08:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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dick van dyke




PENIS van LESBIAN :rotfl:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14444249 - 05/13/11 08:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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"im gowna git me some freysh road keel ta eat fer a snayck"  :hillbilly:




seems you'd blend right in 'round these parts

you best put on 40lbs and loose a dozen teeth first or they'll spot you as a furner


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    #14444251 - 05/13/11 08:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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dick van dyke




PENIS van LESBIAN :rotfl:



its a bit of an unfortunate name isnt it?


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    #14444258 - 05/13/11 08:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

my Mummy has a thick Yemeni accent. i was always made fun of for sounding a bit different in school


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    #14444285 - 05/13/11 08:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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"im gowna git me some freysh road keel ta eat fer a snayck"  :hillbilly:




seems you'd blend right in 'round these parts

you best put on 40lbs and loose a dozen teeth first or they'll spot you as a furner



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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444290 - 05/13/11 08:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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you're english.



And Irish, Scots, Dutch, German, Spanish, etc. No wonder Americans have a funny accent.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: koraks]
    #14444294 - 05/13/11 08:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i think all accents are cute. except for the trashy hillbilly american country accent. that makes me :hellokitty:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444301 - 05/13/11 08:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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i think i need a definitive english-american dictionary. wts.





everything would be so much simpler if you people would just learn to speak the language :smirk:



correct me if im wrong, but your native language is smoke signals and totems. when your ancestors left here back in sixteen hundred and frozen stiff they spoke perfect english.




now you're just taking the piss?

my ancestors are injuns so you're half right, smoke signals but no
english, in fact before your boat people arrived on our shores the
english didnt even exist


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learn your mothe tongue. :tongue::heart:ps i like americans, i really do.




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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14444306 - 05/13/11 08:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

My favourite accent is the South African accent.

Sounds like the result of a car crash between Canadian, Irish and Australian accents.

Sample:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14444321 - 05/13/11 08:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ive got a south sheffield (mansfield ish) accent. ay up me duk. http://youtu.be/sB3ieNhEsDY this will give you an example of my accent.

@prisoner#1 yes, im only kidding. x


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444335 - 05/13/11 08:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i duno what i gots. an abombination cross between philly & the mid east.. i wish i took more after the french side and had a pretty propper french accent like some of my cousins


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14444346 - 05/13/11 08:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

that guy's accent is more heavily dutch than anything else


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14444383 - 05/13/11 09:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

klompe bok niarse. africaans for 'bunch of goat fuckers'


thats the only africaans i know. its nothing personal.
ps...this thread has come a long way from drilling a hole in a pound coin....


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444414 - 05/13/11 09:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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ive got a south sheffield (mansfield ish) accent. ay up me duk. http://youtu.be/sB3ieNhEsDY this will give you an example of my accent.

@prisoner#1 yes, im only kidding. x





this is the way everyone around here sounds... 'ceptin them michiganders that moved in, they talk funny





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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14444433 - 05/13/11 09:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

that is one crazy drawl... a skunks armpit? haha.this guy looks like ricky gervais! (google him) its kinda nice to listen to, but it'd take some gettin used to.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444436 - 05/13/11 09:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

actually i have been looking at homes for sale in louisiana. i like the look of livin there. found a few nice places. but ive seen deliverance witch puts me off more than a little.


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444441 - 05/13/11 09:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

the accents in the south are so varried even we cant understand each other half the time

I used to live a few miles from the little town of Lula, I still buy bees there



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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444443 - 05/13/11 09:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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actually i have been looking at homes for sale in louisiana. i like the look of livin there. found a few nice places. but ive seen deliverance witch puts me off more than a little.




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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: shroomzi8]
    #14444476 - 05/13/11 09:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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actually i have been looking at homes for sale in louisiana. i like the look of livin there. found a few nice places. but ive seen deliverance witch puts me off more than a little.





dont sweat that, deliverance is the appalaichains. north georgia, same place I am :naughty:


what you have to worry about is the coonasses or as the rest of the world
refers to them, cajuns... in parts southern lousiana it's a whole
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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14444673 - 05/13/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

People all over Ireland recognise Cork accents as very melodic,lots of highs and lows.

We all take the piss out of each others accents but it's all just a bit of fun.

I think we're known for it abroad too :naughty:


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14444687 - 05/13/11 10:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

MELT the BITCH WITH FIRE, then steal her coins,


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Re: Drilling a hole in an English pound [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14444972 - 05/13/11 11:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Drawing a dick going into her mouth makes the currency void :superiority:




Haha I've passed on loads of dick currency and queens with moustaches and shit.  They never notice or say anything in the shops.  :hehehe:  Its like my little "fuck you" to the system.


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