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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #14443350 - 05/13/11 12:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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fighting one single coyote, i'd do with out weapons, if i could wear some welding gloves and steel toed boots.





a guy I worked with tried to catch a small feral cat using welding gloves,
cat bit through the gloves and shit on him... I lol'd for hours

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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14443354 - 05/13/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

HAHA! That is some funny shit.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Kada]
    #14443399 - 05/13/11 01:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.

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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: limestoneman]
    #14443403 - 05/13/11 01:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.





Listen, you put the chase on them, 99% chance they'll run away from you.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: limestoneman]
    #14443421 - 05/13/11 01:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.




Lyme disease isn't an issue, as it's systemic once contracted, but doesn't pass like that. Same with plague.

Rabies is legit, but rabid animals usually act like retards.

With dogs, it comes down a lot to training. I think I could take an untrained german shephard, by waving a shirt with my left arm on its level, then delivering a hard as fuck kick right to its ribs with my right leg/full weight.

A trained attack dog, however, will bite an appendage, tug, then drop back.  Bite another appendage, tug, then drop back. Over and over, until you're down.

I wouldn't want to go against a trained dog unless I was armed with more than a knife.

The most dangerous dogs are partially trained. They'll attack like that, but they don't understand that hand's behind the head while on the ground/standing completely still = you surender.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14443426 - 05/13/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.




Lyme disease isn't an issue, as it's sytemic once contracted, but not passes like that. Same with plague.

Rabies is legit, but rabid animals usually act like retards.

With dogs, it comes down a lot to training. I think I could take an untrained german shephard, by waving a shirt with my left arm on its level, then delivering a hard as fuck kick right to its ribs with my right leg/full weight.

A trained attack dog, however, will bite an appendage, tug, then drop back.  Bite another appendage, tug, then drop back. Over and over, until you're down.

I wouldn't want to go against a trained dog unless I was armed with more than a knife.



Right right, I'm not gonna fuck with a trained attack dog. But if someone's psychotic doberman comes at me, I'm gonna do what I learned on the farm. Fist to throat. Other fist to nose.

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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: limestoneman]
    #14443431 - 05/13/11 01:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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limestoneman said:
Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.




Lyme disease isn't an issue, as it's sytemic once contracted, but not passes like that. Same with plague.

Rabies is legit, but rabid animals usually act like retards.

With dogs, it comes down a lot to training. I think I could take an untrained german shephard, by waving a shirt with my left arm on its level, then delivering a hard as fuck kick right to its ribs with my right leg/full weight.

A trained attack dog, however, will bite an appendage, tug, then drop back.  Bite another appendage, tug, then drop back. Over and over, until you're down.

I wouldn't want to go against a trained dog unless I was armed with more than a knife.



Right right, I'm not gonna fuck with a trained attack dog. But if someone's psychotic doberman comes at me, I'm gonna do what I learned on the farm. Fist to throat. Other fist to nose.




Yeah

I feel I can take most dogs, so long as they're untrained and under 130#


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14443457 - 05/13/11 01:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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DrMambo said:
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limestoneman said:
Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.




Lyme disease isn't an issue, as it's sytemic once contracted, but not passes like that. Same with plague.

Rabies is legit, but rabid animals usually act like retards.

With dogs, it comes down a lot to training. I think I could take an untrained german shephard, by waving a shirt with my left arm on its level, then delivering a hard as fuck kick right to its ribs with my right leg/full weight.

A trained attack dog, however, will bite an appendage, tug, then drop back.  Bite another appendage, tug, then drop back. Over and over, until you're down.

I wouldn't want to go against a trained dog unless I was armed with more than a knife.



Right right, I'm not gonna fuck with a trained attack dog. But if someone's psychotic doberman comes at me, I'm gonna do what I learned on the farm. Fist to throat. Other fist to nose.




Yeah

I feel I can take most dogs, so long as they're untrained and under 130#



130lbs is a good rule. I've worked with Pyrenees dogs before, and those big fuckers will just rip your legs off and eat your guts. Great dogs, but DO NOT fuck with them.

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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: limestoneman]
    #14443471 - 05/13/11 01:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Somewhere in TX you can go on a guided hunt where dogs go and chase down a wild boar and you run up and stick it with a knife...

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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: TrowaBarton]
    #14443497 - 05/13/11 02:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Somewhere in TX you can go on a guided hunt where dogs go and chase down a wild boar and you run up and stick it with a knife...



I deployed with a guy that used to sit in a tree with a bunch of apples at the bottom of the tree and he'd jump down and stick a hunting knife in the pigs neck like some kind of hillbilly ninja or some shit.

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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: limestoneman]
    #14443552 - 05/13/11 02:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Somewhere in TX you can go on a guided hunt where dogs go and chase down a wild boar and you run up and stick it with a knife...



I deployed with a guy that used to sit in a tree with a bunch of apples at the bottom of the tree and he'd jump down and stick a hunting knife in the pigs neck like some kind of hillbilly ninja or some shit.




:lolsy:

hahaha I hope he made many strips of bacon with his kill


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14443600 - 05/13/11 02:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I was with my dad hunting waterfowl when I was maybe 13, and got charged by a cougar. I didnt even know what was going on. I was just laying in the field, and my dads like "stand up slowly. Walk backwards, toward the road...very slowly. Dont turn away from the field. Im like wtf? Is this part of duck hunting? I had no idea. Im like alright. I heard a shuffle in the grasses right before my dad raised his 12 gauge and shot. Saw a big ol cougar run off into the hills.

I guess my dad had been watchin him creep up on us for awhile and didnt want to scare me. Good thing he saw that shit.

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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14443614 - 05/13/11 02:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Your dad just didn't want you one-upping him



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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: skatealex2]
    #14443638 - 05/13/11 03:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I got my ass kicked by a rooster once when I was a kid.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: takethehits]
    #14443692 - 05/13/11 03:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)



wonder if ill ever have to tangle with one of these guys...


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: rodfarva]
    #14445307 - 05/13/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

A pack of 3-4 Pitbulls were roaming my neighborhood when I was younger and ended up in the schoolyard. An aid noticed them and got all the kids inside but the older kids (for that recess anyway, including me) were far away from any doors so the aid told us to climb the fences. One friend couldn't climb the fences and ended up getting a huge chunk of his leg bit off (his calf) before a gym teacher hit them dogs with a bat. He ended up missing the rest of the school year and repeating that grade. Next time I see him I'll take a picture of it its pretty gross, its a huge indent of meat missing.

The one time I had where I actually got into a "fight" with an animal was when a beaver attacked me and a friend for getting to close to it's dam. Wasn't much of a fight just kinda gave it a soft kick and hopped on my bike and hightailed it the fuck out of there. Those front teeth are vicious.

I would like to have a good story about fighting an animal...maybe I'll take a drive into the woods and go find a wild animal to fight, keep its body as a trophy. Actually fuck it, I'm taking a trip to the African plains and I'm gonna barehanded take out a lion or zebra or something.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14445447 - 05/13/11 01:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

humans are such pussy animals. if we fought fair with no clothes or tools(weapons) we would get whupped every time.

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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14445470 - 05/13/11 01:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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humans are such pussy animals. if we fought fair with no clothes or tools(weapons) we would get whupped every time.




UGH

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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Salomon]
    #14445500 - 05/13/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

dude we would get our asses kicked. you know how fast them things are? you seen their teeth? might as well :suicide:

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