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Ever get into a fight with an animal?
#14443193 - 05/13/11 12:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I always wondered what it would be like to have to fight off a coyote, i think that is my biggest fear when i go in my woods because we have some coyotes around here occasionally and their some big mother fuckers, i saw one when it was snowing running through the streets.
but theres also other crazy bitches you can get in fights with. alligators, bears, lions, etc...........
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: skatealex2]
#14443202 - 05/13/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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skatealex2 said: I always wondered what it would be like to have to fight off a coyote, i think that is my biggest fear when i go in my woods because we have some coyotes around here occasionally and their some big mother fuckers, i saw one when it was snowing running through the streets.
but theres also other crazy bitches you can get in fights with. alligators, bears, lions, etc...........

I've ran across wild dogs like coyotes and such while stoned off of my rear end in highschool. I used to chase at them to assert my dominance.
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: skatealex2]
#14443211 - 05/13/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I really want to fight a bear. With a good knife of course and maybe some sort of suit so i have a chance.
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: thoughts]
#14443224 - 05/13/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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iwasaClown said: I really want to fight a bear. With a good knife of course and maybe some sort of suit so i have a chance.
Bears come pre-packaged with 10 machete like hooks + 700 lbs.
This is your brain on drugs?
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: thoughts] 1
#14443228 - 05/13/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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iwasaClown said: I really want to fight a bear. With a good knife of course and maybe some sort of suit so i have a chance.
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SpiritualSnorkel said:
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iwasaClown said: I really want to fight a bear. With a good knife of course and maybe some sort of suit so i have a chance.

LOL
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: TrowaBarton]
#14443244 - 05/13/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I fought a water moccasin with a shovel once. Obviously I WON.
Seriously scared the shit out of me.
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Kada]
#14443253 - 05/13/11 12:21 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Haa. threadcount: bearproof.
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: skatealex2]
#14443259 - 05/13/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I fought with a bear once, great big black bear, must have been 600lbs before the taxidermist stuffed it, lemme tell you, dead bears can take a fucking punch and not even flinch
my uncle had an attack dog, german shepherd, the thing cleared a 5' fence and latched on to my shoulder, had I not been wearing my leather coat the dog would have fucked me up, I managed to get an arm around his head and fall on top of it and just pinned it there until he got out there to rescue me
I almost mixed it up with a raccoon but I managed to get a blanket around him
without getting bit... it was an interesting experience
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14443271 - 05/13/11 12:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: I fought with a bear once, great big black bear, must have been 600lbs before the taxidermist stuffed it, lemme tell you, dead bears can take a fucking punch and not even flinch
my uncle had an attack dog, german shepherd, the thing cleared a 5' fence and latched on to my shoulder, had I not been wearing my leather coat the dog would have fucked me up, I managed to get an arm around his head and fall on top of it and just pinned it there until he got out there to rescue me
I almost mixed it up with a raccoon but I managed to get a blanket around him
without getting bit... it was an interesting experience
Dead bears don't feel punches mang.
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14443291 - 05/13/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i think i'd be invigorating to fight a pack of coyotes with a jack knife and a .44 just in case
fighting one single coyote, i'd do with out weapons, if i could wear some welding gloves and steel toed boots.
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: skatealex2]
#14443293 - 05/13/11 12:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I got into a fight with a possum one time when I was tripping on shrooms. I had a pellet gun, bricks, and shoes though, so it wasn't really a fair fight. I seem to have this curse of getting attacked by possums almost every time I trip in the woods.
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Salomon]
#14443304 - 05/13/11 12:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I was walking across a empty snow filled field one time when I was 17. I had a rambo style knife, a staff and a wanna be makeshift cloak. I saw these animals rushing towards me from about 1/4 mile away. I thought it was coyotes or a pack of wild dogs. I didn't panic, I took my knife and tied it to my staff fast as I could. They came closer and my heart beat faster. I readied for the attack and gave my bravest war cry, but at the last minute they turned more scared than I was because it was a herd of fucking deer.
Scared the living shit out of me. I thought I was going to have to fight for my life. lol
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Gumby]
#14443309 - 05/13/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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opossum!
I recently encountered one in person for the first time a week or so ago.
I'd always been told that, when scared, the playing dead thing is absolutely involutary.
I rushed it screaming, flapping my arms, looking as large and threatening as possible.
It turned around and slowly sauntered away. Apparently the fear/faint thing is involutary, but this fucker had some big balls or something.
Then again, you've gotta respect one of the few non-Australian marsupials.
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Gumby]
#14443317 - 05/13/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Gumby said: I got into a fight with a possum one time when I was tripping on shrooms. I had a pellet gun, bricks, and shoes though, so it wasn't really a fair fight. I seem to have this curse of getting attacked by possums almost every time I trip in the woods.
HAHA! Possums are the weirdest animals evar. I thought I killed one once, but it was playing dead and ran away when I thought I was victorious.
The only creature weirder than a possum I have ever sen was a armadillo. Those fuckers will seriously creep you out.
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Kada]
#14443319 - 05/13/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kada said: I fought a water moccasin with a shovel once. Obviously I WON.
Seriously scared the shit out of me.
I doubt you fought a water moccasin/cotton mouth Tmet you several times, you aren't from the South). Unless you were south of Atlanta, GA, you didn't fight one. Cotton mouths are pretty much never found north of mid GA/AL/MS, with the exception of the coastal Carolinas. They are almost considered a subtropical snake.
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Gumby]
#14443323 - 05/13/11 12:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I had family down there. Yes it was a water moccasin.
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Salomon]
#14443333 - 05/13/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Army infantry.. join it and you will hear a thousand(sounded like) of coyotes! I have never heard such a thing but around the Columbus, GA area I guess its the norm. Kinda of soothing whit a M16, 50 men and a Drill it will put you right to sleep!
Oh and I guess I scared a black bear away by runing to a fence.. hehe! If you ar unarmed DO NOT run from a bear so ive been told, but I was near a gate. Is this true?
Im not a good swimmer, but I would like to try to fight a shark! I guess too mine, not its advantage, it would have to be on land!
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Downer45]
#14443340 - 05/13/11 12:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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coyotes are a bigger threat to cats/small dogs than people, unless they're realllllyyyy hungry
Running from a bear is only effective if the bear has no interest in fucking you up. They're like rabbits with more intertia, otherwise.
Black bears are usually pretty pansy anyway. I was chilling at a friend's house in a pretty forested area of Connecticut, and two of 'em went after his bird feeder. He banged on his window, and before he could get outside to wave his arms, they'd allready ditched.
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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Downer45]
#14443346 - 05/13/11 12:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've only seen coyotes one a time. I have heard them in larger numbers before tho.
Never seen a bear before.
Your insane. I never want to go in the ocean again let alone see a shark that close up. Fuck all that.
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