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InvisibleSlashOZ
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I want a tail...
    #14442916 - 05/12/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

like those fuckers from Avatar. :awesome:

Just imagine how good your balance would be with a full on tail. Also, the term 'gettin' some tail' would finally make sense.


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"Life's a bitch and then you die that's why we get high cuz you never know when you're gonna go." - NAS
"When people don't know what you're about they put you down and shut you out" - Black Sabbath
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" - Gandhi
"Look up at me I am God, look down on me and I am evil, look at me I am you." - Charles Manson.
"Don't question my reality." - Me (as far as I know)

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OfflineBargainBab
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: SlashOZ]
    #14442925 - 05/12/11 11:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'd use that bitch like a propeller


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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: BargainBab]
    #14442927 - 05/12/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: I want a tail... [Re: BargainBab]
    #14442934 - 05/12/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It would be sexy on a woman to just hold up that tail. Maybe even clean it first :doggystyle:


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InvisibleTYL3R
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: SlashOZ]
    #14442938 - 05/12/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

GIVE ME HEADZzZzZzzzz  :awehigh:

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InvisibleSamuel L Jackson
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Maurer]
    #14442946 - 05/12/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Maurer said:
Maybe even clean it first




HAHAHAHAHAHA

:lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy::lolsy:

oh shit, im going to die of laughter

"bitch, i wanna clean yo' tail"


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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: SlashOZ]
    #14442947 - 05/12/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:syringe:

into your tail


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OfflineBargainBab
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14442950 - 05/12/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:whacker:


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OfflineSuperide
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: BargainBab]
    #14443025 - 05/12/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

sick...sick bastards  :drysmash:

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InvisibleNewlord
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14443037 - 05/12/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:






Keep that to yourself!!!!

:docbrown:


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OfflineKada
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Newlord]
    #14443042 - 05/12/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I want a 5 foot tail. i feel gypt mang. :sad:


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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Newlord]
    #14443045 - 05/12/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So I wrap mine around the right side of the potty when I go. :projectile:


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InvisibleSalomon
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Maurer]
    #14443086 - 05/12/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

now you can have a front penis and a back penis!


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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Salomon]
    #14443105 - 05/12/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Nothing like a little double doggy.


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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Maurer]
    #14443157 - 05/13/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Dirty tails give me boners.


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OfflineKada
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: thoughts]
    #14443165 - 05/13/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Wait. you guys don't have 2 penises? :shock:


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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InvisibleBuddahKillah
U WANTFITE!?!?!?!?!?!

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Re: I want a tail... [Re: SlashOZ]
    #14443172 - 05/13/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fucking furrys.

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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: thoughts]
    #14443183 - 05/13/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

iwasaClown said:
Dirty tails give me boners.




sometimes when my dog gets into the garbage and shits on his own tail

I just stand there and whack it

then when it gets all matted and crusty

I bring out the peanut  butter


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InvisibleSlashOZ
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: BuddahKillah]
    #14443220 - 05/13/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

BuddahKillah said:
Fucking furrys.



WTF


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"Life's a bitch and then you die that's why we get high cuz you never know when you're gonna go." - NAS
"When people don't know what you're about they put you down and shut you out" - Black Sabbath
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" - Gandhi
"Look up at me I am God, look down on me and I am evil, look at me I am you." - Charles Manson.
"Don't question my reality." - Me (as far as I know)

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OfflineKada
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Re: I want a tail... [Re: BuddahKillah]
    #14443233 - 05/13/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

BuddahKillah said:
Fucking furrys.



Now your getting me excited.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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