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Ever get into a fight with an animal?
    #14443193 - 05/13/11 12:09 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I always wondered what it would be like to have to fight off a coyote, i think that is my biggest fear when i go in my woods because we have some coyotes around here occasionally and their some big mother fuckers, i saw one when it was snowing running through the streets.

but theres also other crazy bitches you can get in fights with.  alligators, bears, lions, etc...........


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: skatealex2]
    #14443202 - 05/13/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I always wondered what it would be like to have to fight off a coyote, i think that is my biggest fear when i go in my woods because we have some coyotes around here occasionally and their some big mother fuckers, i saw one when it was snowing running through the streets.

but theres also other crazy bitches you can get in fights with.  alligators, bears, lions, etc...........


:catfrog:  :exllama:





I've ran across wild dogs like coyotes and such while stoned off of my rear end in highschool. I used to chase at them to assert my dominance.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: skatealex2]
    #14443211 - 05/13/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I really want to fight a bear.:grizzlybear:
With a good knife of course and maybe some sort of suit so i have a chance.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: thoughts]
    #14443224 - 05/13/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I really want to fight a bear.:grizzlybear:
With a good knife of course and maybe some sort of suit so i have a chance.





Bears come pre-packaged with 10 machete like hooks + 700 lbs.





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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: thoughts] * 1
    #14443228 - 05/13/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I really want to fight a bear.:grizzlybear:
With a good knife of course and maybe some sort of suit so i have a chance.






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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #14443238 - 05/13/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I really want to fight a bear.:grizzlybear:
With a good knife of course and maybe some sort of suit so i have a chance.









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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: TrowaBarton]
    #14443244 - 05/13/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I fought a water moccasin with a shovel once. Obviously I WON.

Seriously scared the shit out of me.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Kada]
    #14443253 - 05/13/11 12:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Haa. threadcount: bearproof.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: skatealex2]
    #14443259 - 05/13/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I fought with a bear once, great big black bear, must have been 600lbs before
the taxidermist stuffed it, lemme tell you, dead bears can take a fucking
punch and not even flinch


my uncle had an attack dog, german shepherd, the thing cleared a 5' fence and
latched on to my shoulder, had I not been wearing my leather coat the dog
would have fucked me up, I managed to get an arm around his head and fall on
top of it and just pinned it there until he got out there to rescue me

I almost mixed it up with a raccoon but I managed to get a blanket around him

without getting bit... it was an interesting experience


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14443271 - 05/13/11 12:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I fought with a bear once, great big black bear, must have been 600lbs before
the taxidermist stuffed it, lemme tell you, dead bears can take a fucking
punch and not even flinch


my uncle had an attack dog, german shepherd, the thing cleared a 5' fence and
latched on to my shoulder, had I not been wearing my leather coat the dog
would have fucked me up, I managed to get an arm around his head and fall on
top of it and just pinned it there until he got out there to rescue me

I almost mixed it up with a raccoon but I managed to get a blanket around him

without getting bit... it was an interesting experience




Dead bears don't feel punches mang.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14443291 - 05/13/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i think i'd be invigorating to fight a pack of coyotes  with a jack knife and a .44 just in case


fighting one single coyote, i'd do with out weapons, if i could wear some welding gloves and steel toed boots.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: skatealex2]
    #14443293 - 05/13/11 12:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I got into a fight with a possum one time when I was tripping on shrooms. I had a pellet gun, bricks, and shoes though, so it wasn't really a fair fight. I seem to have this curse of getting attacked by possums almost every time I trip in the woods.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Salomon]
    #14443304 - 05/13/11 12:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was walking across a empty snow filled field one time when I was 17. I had a rambo style knife, a staff and a wanna be makeshift cloak. I saw these animals rushing towards me from about 1/4 mile away. I thought it was coyotes or a pack of wild dogs. I didn't panic, I took my knife and tied it to my staff fast as I could. They came closer and my heart beat faster. I readied for the attack and gave my bravest war cry, but at the last minute they turned more scared than I was because it was a herd of fucking deer.

Scared the living shit out of me. I thought I was going to have to fight for my life. lol


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Gumby]
    #14443309 - 05/13/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

opossum!

I recently encountered one in person for the first time a week or so ago.

I'd always been told that, when scared, the playing dead thing is absolutely involutary.

I rushed it screaming, flapping my arms, looking as large and threatening as possible.

It turned around and slowly sauntered away. Apparently the fear/faint thing is involutary, but this fucker had some big balls or something.

Then again, you've gotta respect one of the few non-Australian marsupials.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Gumby]
    #14443317 - 05/13/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I got into a fight with a possum one time when I was tripping on shrooms. I had a pellet gun, bricks, and shoes though, so it wasn't really a fair fight. I seem to have this curse of getting attacked by possums almost every time I trip in the woods.



HAHA! Possums are the weirdest animals evar. I thought I killed one once, but it was playing dead and ran away when I thought I was victorious.

The only creature weirder than a possum I have ever sen was a armadillo. Those fuckers will seriously creep you out.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Kada]
    #14443319 - 05/13/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I fought a water moccasin with a shovel once. Obviously I WON.

Seriously scared the shit out of me.




I doubt you fought a water moccasin/cotton mouth Tmet you several times, you aren't from the South). Unless you were south of Atlanta, GA, you didn't fight one. Cotton mouths are pretty much never found north of mid GA/AL/MS, with the exception of the coastal Carolinas. They are almost considered a subtropical snake.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Gumby]
    #14443323 - 05/13/11 12:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I had family down there. Yes it was a water moccasin.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Salomon]
    #14443333 - 05/13/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Army infantry.. join it and you will hear a thousand(sounded like) of coyotes!  I have never heard such a thing but around the Columbus, GA area I guess its the norm.  Kinda of soothing whit a M16, 50 men and a Drill it will put you right to sleep!

Oh and I guess I scared a black bear away by runing to a fence.. hehe! If you ar unarmed DO NOT run from a bear so ive been told, but I was near a gate.  Is this true?

Im not a good swimmer, but I would like to try to fight a shark!  I guess too mine, not its advantage, it would have to be on land!


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Downer45]
    #14443340 - 05/13/11 12:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

coyotes are a bigger threat to cats/small dogs than people, unless they're realllllyyyy hungry

Running from a bear is only effective if the bear has no interest in fucking you up. They're like rabbits with more intertia, otherwise.

Black bears are usually pretty pansy anyway. I was chilling at a friend's house in a pretty forested area of Connecticut, and two of 'em went after his bird feeder. He banged on his window, and before he could get outside to wave his arms, they'd allready ditched.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Downer45]
    #14443346 - 05/13/11 12:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I've only seen coyotes one a time. I have heard them in larger numbers before tho.

Never seen a bear before.

Your insane. I never want to go in the ocean again let alone see a shark that close up. Fuck all that.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #14443350 - 05/13/11 12:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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fighting one single coyote, i'd do with out weapons, if i could wear some welding gloves and steel toed boots.





a guy I worked with tried to catch a small feral cat using welding gloves,
cat bit through the gloves and shit on him... I lol'd for hours


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14443354 - 05/13/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

HAHA! That is some funny shit.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Kada]
    #14443399 - 05/13/11 01:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: limestoneman]
    #14443403 - 05/13/11 01:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.





Listen, you put the chase on them, 99% chance they'll run away from you.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: limestoneman]
    #14443421 - 05/13/11 01:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.




Lyme disease isn't an issue, as it's systemic once contracted, but doesn't pass like that. Same with plague.

Rabies is legit, but rabid animals usually act like retards.

With dogs, it comes down a lot to training. I think I could take an untrained german shephard, by waving a shirt with my left arm on its level, then delivering a hard as fuck kick right to its ribs with my right leg/full weight.

A trained attack dog, however, will bite an appendage, tug, then drop back.  Bite another appendage, tug, then drop back. Over and over, until you're down.

I wouldn't want to go against a trained dog unless I was armed with more than a knife.

The most dangerous dogs are partially trained. They'll attack like that, but they don't understand that hand's behind the head while on the ground/standing completely still = you surender.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14443426 - 05/13/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.




Lyme disease isn't an issue, as it's sytemic once contracted, but not passes like that. Same with plague.

Rabies is legit, but rabid animals usually act like retards.

With dogs, it comes down a lot to training. I think I could take an untrained german shephard, by waving a shirt with my left arm on its level, then delivering a hard as fuck kick right to its ribs with my right leg/full weight.

A trained attack dog, however, will bite an appendage, tug, then drop back.  Bite another appendage, tug, then drop back. Over and over, until you're down.

I wouldn't want to go against a trained dog unless I was armed with more than a knife.



Right right, I'm not gonna fuck with a trained attack dog. But if someone's psychotic doberman comes at me, I'm gonna do what I learned on the farm. Fist to throat. Other fist to nose.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: limestoneman]
    #14443431 - 05/13/11 01:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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limestoneman said:
Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.




Lyme disease isn't an issue, as it's sytemic once contracted, but not passes like that. Same with plague.

Rabies is legit, but rabid animals usually act like retards.

With dogs, it comes down a lot to training. I think I could take an untrained german shephard, by waving a shirt with my left arm on its level, then delivering a hard as fuck kick right to its ribs with my right leg/full weight.

A trained attack dog, however, will bite an appendage, tug, then drop back.  Bite another appendage, tug, then drop back. Over and over, until you're down.

I wouldn't want to go against a trained dog unless I was armed with more than a knife.



Right right, I'm not gonna fuck with a trained attack dog. But if someone's psychotic doberman comes at me, I'm gonna do what I learned on the farm. Fist to throat. Other fist to nose.




Yeah

I feel I can take most dogs, so long as they're untrained and under 130#


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14443457 - 05/13/11 01:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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limestoneman said:
Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.




Lyme disease isn't an issue, as it's sytemic once contracted, but not passes like that. Same with plague.

Rabies is legit, but rabid animals usually act like retards.

With dogs, it comes down a lot to training. I think I could take an untrained german shephard, by waving a shirt with my left arm on its level, then delivering a hard as fuck kick right to its ribs with my right leg/full weight.

A trained attack dog, however, will bite an appendage, tug, then drop back.  Bite another appendage, tug, then drop back. Over and over, until you're down.

I wouldn't want to go against a trained dog unless I was armed with more than a knife.



Right right, I'm not gonna fuck with a trained attack dog. But if someone's psychotic doberman comes at me, I'm gonna do what I learned on the farm. Fist to throat. Other fist to nose.




Yeah

I feel I can take most dogs, so long as they're untrained and under 130#



130lbs is a good rule. I've worked with Pyrenees dogs before, and those big fuckers will just rip your legs off and eat your guts. Great dogs, but DO NOT fuck with them.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: limestoneman]
    #14443471 - 05/13/11 01:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Somewhere in TX you can go on a guided hunt where dogs go and chase down a wild boar and you run up and stick it with a knife...


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: TrowaBarton]
    #14443497 - 05/13/11 02:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Somewhere in TX you can go on a guided hunt where dogs go and chase down a wild boar and you run up and stick it with a knife...



I deployed with a guy that used to sit in a tree with a bunch of apples at the bottom of the tree and he'd jump down and stick a hunting knife in the pigs neck like some kind of hillbilly ninja or some shit.


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    #14443552 - 05/13/11 02:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Somewhere in TX you can go on a guided hunt where dogs go and chase down a wild boar and you run up and stick it with a knife...



I deployed with a guy that used to sit in a tree with a bunch of apples at the bottom of the tree and he'd jump down and stick a hunting knife in the pigs neck like some kind of hillbilly ninja or some shit.




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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14443600 - 05/13/11 02:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was with my dad hunting waterfowl when I was maybe 13, and got charged by a cougar. I didnt even know what was going on. I was just laying in the field, and my dads like "stand up slowly. Walk backwards, toward the road...very slowly. Dont turn away from the field. Im like wtf? Is this part of duck hunting? I had no idea. Im like alright. I heard a shuffle in the grasses right before my dad raised his 12 gauge and shot. Saw a big ol cougar run off into the hills.

I guess my dad had been watchin him creep up on us for awhile and didnt want to scare me. Good thing he saw that shit.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14443614 - 05/13/11 02:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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    #14443638 - 05/13/11 03:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I got my ass kicked by a rooster once when I was a kid.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: takethehits]
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wonder if ill ever have to tangle with one of these guys...


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: rodfarva]
    #14445307 - 05/13/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

A pack of 3-4 Pitbulls were roaming my neighborhood when I was younger and ended up in the schoolyard. An aid noticed them and got all the kids inside but the older kids (for that recess anyway, including me) were far away from any doors so the aid told us to climb the fences. One friend couldn't climb the fences and ended up getting a huge chunk of his leg bit off (his calf) before a gym teacher hit them dogs with a bat. He ended up missing the rest of the school year and repeating that grade. Next time I see him I'll take a picture of it its pretty gross, its a huge indent of meat missing.

The one time I had where I actually got into a "fight" with an animal was when a beaver attacked me and a friend for getting to close to it's dam. Wasn't much of a fight just kinda gave it a soft kick and hopped on my bike and hightailed it the fuck out of there. Those front teeth are vicious.

I would like to have a good story about fighting an animal...maybe I'll take a drive into the woods and go find a wild animal to fight, keep its body as a trophy. Actually fuck it, I'm taking a trip to the African plains and I'm gonna barehanded take out a lion or zebra or something.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14445447 - 05/13/11 01:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

humans are such pussy animals. if we fought fair with no clothes or tools(weapons) we would get whupped every time.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
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humans are such pussy animals. if we fought fair with no clothes or tools(weapons) we would get whupped every time.




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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Salomon]
    #14445500 - 05/13/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

dude we would get our asses kicked. you know how fast them things are? you seen their teeth? might as well :suicide:


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Salomon]
    #14445619 - 05/13/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I killed a possum with a saber. Jumped on its back and shoved it in between its shoulder blades.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
    #14445989 - 05/13/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I totally watched my dog kill a possum in my back yard one time... he fuucked that thing up guts spilling out and shit i had to clean it up afterwards... I shoulda stopped it before it happened...


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: TrowaBarton]
    #14446003 - 05/13/11 03:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

maybe it was just playing dead...


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14447720 - 05/13/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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maybe it was just playing dead...



:lolsy:

Never really been in a fight with an animal. When I was 4 years old or so I stared my mom's friend's dog in the eye too long and it lunged at me and took a small chunk out of my face.

And a few years ago I was walking along the river at the end of winter when everything was thawing...thought I was still on the shore but my foot punched through ice into deep water so I had to jump to a nearby rock, and at the moment a rather large otter accosted and cornered me. Apparently they're real territorial. Fucker scared me. Thought I was gonna have to fight it but I managed to jump to shore and scramble up the embankment :lol:


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: daiy]
    #14447876 - 05/13/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I cage fought a wolverine before, shit was intense


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14447892 - 05/13/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

did he knock you out with his adamantium laced knuckles? :Trollface:


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    #14448251 - 05/13/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I think that's the first story of an otter being an asshole that I've ever encountered.


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    #14448538 - 05/13/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

once my cockatoo went ape shit for no reason so I pimp smacked it out of the air if that counts


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: TrowaBarton]
    #14448606 - 05/13/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Somewhere in TX you can go on a guided hunt where dogs go and chase down a wild boar and you run up and stick it with a knife...




Yep that sounds like my cousin. He doesn't ever charge people for the trips or anything like that, but they get some massive russian boar american wild hog mixes. 

He uses Catahoula's to track down the pig n stay on it's trail.  Then he use's 2 or 3 pits to hold it down while a buddy of his or some friend from out of town goes 2 stabs to heart then 1 to throat when the pig starts quieting down lol.  It's pretty intense i'll try to find a picture


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: 4Grambreeden]
    #14448618 - 05/13/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I've got into fights with cats before. mostly over baths and flea treatments.


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fighting with pussy that is my every experience


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    #14448639 - 05/13/11 11:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I had a pitbull bite my ass cheek so i turned around and hit it with a oar.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14448646 - 05/13/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I had a pitbull bite my ass cheek so i turned around and hit it with a oar.




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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14449096 - 05/14/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I had a pitbull bite my ass cheek so i turned around and hit it with a oar.



:lol:awesome.

may I ask what the situation was,since randomly hitting a pit with an oar should'nt go without a bit of back story.:lol:


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: limestoneman]
    #14449374 - 05/14/11 02:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Fighting coyotes isn't like fighting someone's dog, the things are biological weapons. Rabies, lyme disease, plague, what ever the fuck else they may be carrying. At least dogs may be vaccinated. A trick for fighting dogs though, Fist fuck their throat and beat the fuck out of there nose for MASSIVE DAMAGE. I serious, take your hand and firmly place it in their gullet. They will not be able to breathe or bite down. Cruel, but you gotta save your ass too sometimes.




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Nice shot

I got attacked by two large coyotes when I was walkin home at night when I was 17 (live in suburbs) I punched em both in the noses multiple times cuz I know thats what hurts em most and struggled with em for a bit and I ran home (wasn't far off, theres a large forest/field right behind my house which was where I was), they got a lot of good bites on me and I had to get rabie shots in the ass for a few weeks. It sucked but at least I know I can defend myself against them? I thought they were suppose to be scared of humans... :shrug:

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    #14449904 - 05/14/11 07:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: skatealex2]
    #14449977 - 05/14/11 07:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was walking across an open field, 2 ugly looking bulldogs with big fangs started running across the field at me, barking and bearing their fangs, and so i decided to fuck with them...I started running, and when they where right at my heels, i turned around, jumped up in the air and let out a huge, evil scream with my teeth bared....and I started chasing them.

They were still yiping at the top of their voices after they disappeared down a street at the end of the field.  :grin:


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: Boheim]
    #14450662 - 05/14/11 11:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I had a pitbull bite my ass cheek so i turned around and hit it with a oar.



:lol:awesome.

may I ask what the situation was,since randomly hitting a pit with an oar should'nt go without a bit of back story.:lol:



I didnt randomly hit a dog with an oar i was cleaning out my garage and the neighbors crazy pitbull that broke through the fence all the time bit me in the ass when i was bending over picking up the oar and my reflex was to whip around and hit whatever just attacked my ass


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #14450731 - 05/14/11 11:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I've gotten in a few fights with humans, mostly my brothers. Such stupid animals :rolleyes:

I've killed a few snakes. I don't consider that fighting though, it's too easy.
I always harvest the meat and skin though.

Also, coyotes don't attack humans under regular conditions. I usually ridicule my friends when they express concerns over coyotes.


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Re: Ever get into a fight with an animal? [Re: skatealex2]
    #14450902 - 05/14/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Never fought an animal...:shrug:

But humans totally suck at fighting animals without tools.
That's probably part of the fun of shooting wild animals,
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    #14451012 - 05/14/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Not a "fight", but whatever: I remember when I was around 9 or 10 my friend and I were riding our bikes around and we rode past a fucking HUGE Rottweiler chained up. He was going crazy barking (more like roaring to my young mind) and baring his teeth at us, but we thought "Eh, at least he's chained up" so we weren't too worried.

That motherfucker made a run at us and SNAPPED the fucking chain. I had never been so fucking scared, or probably ridden a bike so fast! He was right on my heels, I distinctly remember a moment of clarity where I could feel the bike frame vibrate in time with his barks. I remember thinking I was going to die, but the barks making the frame resonate fascinated me in some part of my mind that wasn't scared shitless, lol.

We just barely got away as he stopped chasing us after maybe an 1/8th mile or so. If I had had to fight him, that would have been my first and last fight with an animal I think, haha!


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    #14451069 - 05/14/11 12:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Not a "fight", but whatever: I remember when I was around 9 or 10 my friend and I were riding our bikes around and we rode past a fucking HUGE Rottweiler chained up. He was going crazy barking (more like roaring to my young mind) and baring his teeth at us, but we thought "Eh, at least he's chained up" so we weren't too worried.

That motherfucker made a run at us and SNAPPED the fucking chain. I had never been so fucking scared, or probably ridden a bike so fast! He was right on my heels, I distinctly remember a moment of clarity where I could feel the bike frame vibrate in time with his barks. I remember thinking I was going to die, but the barks making the frame resonate fascinated me in some part of my mind that wasn't scared shitless, lol.

We just barely got away as he stopped chasing us after maybe an 1/8th mile or so. If I had had to fight him, that would have been my first and last fight with an animal I think, haha!



I got a flashback of a similar situation from reading this.
I was around the same age. Two of my friends and I were riding skateboards in an alley way. In one of the backyards were two dogs going crazy, jumping up against the fence gate.

One of my friends rode up to and allowed his skateboard to hit the gate in order to taunt the dogs. Me and my other friend were spectating from the end of the driveway.
When the skateboard hit the gate, it somehow knocked the lock loose, and the dogs jumped against the gate, opening it.
The dogs chased us halfway down the alleyway before we jumped over a fence, we were all scared shitless.


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