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I made the best video evar!!!
    #14442937 - 05/12/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Haha, here's a link to it, I was insanely bored and I found a pretty cool site to make your own films...

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12045988/pedophile-oil



Man: Why hello there little boy, do you want to sniff my taint? You remind me of my mother Patsy, she liked sunflowers and grooming her pet guinea pig.

Boy:I have low self esteem issues, naturally I won't decline your offer. I presume you will thrust your fiddle into my uh-noose.

Man: Your presumption is not an error, I will start by diddling your bachelor button while wanking myself without lubrication. Do you find this to be acceptable? If so I will proceed to scrape your taint cheese into a petri dish,and furthermore use it as a spread on tomorrow morning's bagel.

Boy: This sounds delightful, I am ever so pleased to see that a gentleman of upper class is taking an interest in a boy such as myself. You will have to walk me through the taint scraping, for I know not of this skill. I am but a gentle flower whisping in the wind.

Man: You are a gentle flower, but I am like a parasitic mold that enters through the rectum, feeding on the walls of your tubes and growing like a fungus in a moist encampment. I'm sorry, but I don't want you to talk much during the duration of this interaction. I want you to squeal, squeal and beg for lubricant as I impersonate this parasitic mold entering the rectum.

Boy: I will utter no words. But I must warn you, my rear is tighter than the birth canal of an adolescent snake. How big is the tool you will be inserting into my duke chute?

Man: (This big) *Hand gestures*

Boy: *Dancing gayly*

Man: Shall we?

Boy: Indeed


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