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SlashOZ
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I want a tail...
#14442916 - 05/12/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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like those fuckers from Avatar. 
Just imagine how good your balance would be with a full on tail. Also, the term 'gettin' some tail' would finally make sense.
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BargainBab
Hey Dere Ho Dere



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Re: I want a tail... [Re: SlashOZ]
#14442925 - 05/12/11 11:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'd use that bitch like a propeller
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


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Maurer


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It would be sexy on a woman to just hold up that tail. Maybe even clean it first
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TYL3R


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Re: I want a tail... [Re: SlashOZ]
#14442938 - 05/12/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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GIVE ME HEADZzZzZzzzz
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Samuel L Jackson
Bad Motherfucker


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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Maurer]
#14442946 - 05/12/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Maurer said: Maybe even clean it first
HAHAHAHAHAHA
    
oh shit, im going to die of laughter
"bitch, i wanna clean yo' tail"
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DrMambo
hamburger time



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Re: I want a tail... [Re: SlashOZ]
#14442947 - 05/12/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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into your tail
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BargainBab
Hey Dere Ho Dere



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Superide
PROcrastinator


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sick...sick bastards
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Newlord
The Evil White Man


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Quote:
SamuelLJackson said:

Keep that to yourself!!!!
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Kada
Asha'man


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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Newlord]
#14443042 - 05/12/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I want a 5 foot tail. i feel gypt mang.
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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Maurer


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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Newlord]
#14443045 - 05/12/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So I wrap mine around the right side of the potty when I go.
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Maurer]
#14443086 - 05/12/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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now you can have a front penis and a back penis!
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Maurer


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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Salomon]
#14443105 - 05/12/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nothing like a little double doggy.
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thoughts
imagining.


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Re: I want a tail... [Re: Maurer]
#14443157 - 05/13/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dirty tails give me boners.
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Kada
Asha'man


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Re: I want a tail... [Re: thoughts]
#14443165 - 05/13/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wait. you guys don't have 2 penises?
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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BuddahKillah
U WANTFITE!?!?!?!?!?!

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Re: I want a tail... [Re: SlashOZ]
#14443172 - 05/13/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fucking furrys.
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DrMambo
hamburger time



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Re: I want a tail... [Re: thoughts]
#14443183 - 05/13/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
iwasaClown said: Dirty tails give me boners.
sometimes when my dog gets into the garbage and shits on his own tail
I just stand there and whack it
then when it gets all matted and crusty
I bring out the peanut butter
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SlashOZ
:D



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Quote:
BuddahKillah said: Fucking furrys.
WTF
-------------------- "Life sucks but in this really beautiful way" - Axl Rose "Life's a bitch and then you die that's why we get high cuz you never know when you're gonna go." - NAS "When people don't know what you're about they put you down and shut you out" - Black Sabbath "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" - Gandhi "Look up at me I am God, look down on me and I am evil, look at me I am you." - Charles Manson. "Don't question my reality." - Me (as far as I know)
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Kada
Asha'man


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Quote:
BuddahKillah said: Fucking furrys.
Now your getting me excited.
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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