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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14442722 - 05/12/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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JesusGoneRogue said:
sorry lauren but imma support this lnc


:smilingpuppy:
i forgive you


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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: hippielauren]
    #14442730 - 05/12/11 10:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

good to see you joined the real party lauren!

:sambergfive:


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Luigi on Shrooms said:
Its been 4weeks since i cased what is going on?
i used human manure(mine) vermiculite and coco coir

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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: hippielauren]
    #14442745 - 05/12/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

your avatar is great by the way. :studmuffin:

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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14442762 - 05/12/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

thanks my fav is the chick . i was like :durrhurr: when i saw it...
Man tonight when i tripped i kept seeing the smilies and random stuff from thsi site. It was crazy and i couldnt stop laughing


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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14442774 - 05/12/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Amazing lnc title. We really need more like it.

Ate 2.5 gram of home made kratom resin.

Put in my two weeks notice at work.

The Chef was all cool with at first, as I've been telling him I was gonna be moving on for the last month, but as the night progressed he started getting really pissy and yelling at me to, "not be vindictive my last two weeks"

he's kind of a dumbass, and I'll be glad to move on with my life.



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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14442789 - 05/12/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
i indirectly got my niece spanked today... :sad: but kinda :lol: at the same time.

she was being a brat so my sister put her in time out, and while she was in time out she kept being a brat and doing bad stuff so my sister said if she didnt chill out and stop she was going to get spanked.

well my niece replied "COME HERE AND DO IT!" and i started chuckling but i muffled it because my sister was pissed and i didnt want her to hear me laughing because my niece was being a brat.

my niece totally has a crush on me or something, and if she makes me laugh whatever she did that made me laugh she will repeat over and over and over. my niece heard me laugh but my sister was in the other room and didnt.

so my sister had no idea that i kind of egged on my niece by chuckling at her defiance so my sister spanked her because my niece wouldnt stop yelling "COME SPANK ME!" back at her.

:lolsy:





:lolsy:

my new niece is gonna be born any day now
:awesome:


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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: DrMambo]
    #14442795 - 05/12/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

my new niece could beat up your new niece

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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14442797 - 05/12/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
dude, i've been drunk for a while now. it feels weird to be drunk during the day. to drink more, or not to drink more: that is the question.




moar
:alot:

though if I drink early, I usually sleep early, or at least catch a nap at some point


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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: thoughts]
    #14442800 - 05/12/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

(life) feels good man.

Things are looking up.  :getstoned:  :bestbud:  :happyweed:  :spinleaf:  :fbsnugs:  :burnone:  :pipesmoke:  :bouncysmoke:  :flyhigh:  :gethigh:

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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: shadyy]
    #14442803 - 05/12/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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shadyy said:
my new niece could beat up your new niece




I've been teaching her to fight through her mommy's tummy. She take a punch like a man.


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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: hippielauren]
    #14442804 - 05/12/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yes! the chick is trippy and sexy! :aweoverdose: whatd you trip on? souned like fun.

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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: DrMambo]
    #14442809 - 05/12/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

SHE TAKE PUNCH LIKE MAN ?


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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: TYL3R]
    #14442819 - 05/12/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: TYL3R]
    #14442821 - 05/12/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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SHE TAKE PUNCH LIKE MAN ?






:lol:

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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: shadyy]
    #14442835 - 05/12/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Mr. Hyunh

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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: shadyy]
    #14442838 - 05/12/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i know, right?

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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: thoughts]
    #14442842 - 05/12/11 11:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
It's when you blow a load precisely from the left nut.



What's up pubbers?
I know it's early but whattaya gon' do 'bout it eh?





I passed all of my finals today, so I am getting drunk.


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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: DrMambo]
    #14442850 - 05/12/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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DrMambo said:
my new niece is gonna be born any day now
:awesome:




nice

nieces and nephews are cool because i dont have to live with or discipline them.

they suck for the first year and a half though. theyre just shitting vegetables until then.

when they talk is fun.

the niece i was talking about earlier, R, is my sister K's kid. my brother J got it stuck in R's head that my sister Allie is white trash. whenever you ask R "who is white trash?" she goes "ALLIE!"

its always fun to ask R "who is white trash?" when allie is around. she gets soooo mad.


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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14442870 - 05/12/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

microwave tamales...

yum!:datass:


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Its been 4weeks since i cased what is going on?
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Re: LeftNutCombustion. [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14442879 - 05/12/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:sambergfive:

I'm allready overloaded with nieces and nephews.

My one sister just won't take a break from shitting 'em out.

She's a pretty good mother, though. All her kids are very polite and well behaved.

I'm gonna get a vasectomy.


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