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OnlinePatlal
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Kada]
    #14439846 - 05/12/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Kada said:
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Patlal said:
Hmmm.

House robber has a knife on you, you have a .45.

The robber will kill you 10 times before you shoot him

Guns are the worse close range weapon ever...

Knives on the other hand cuts veins instead of perforating and never runs out of bullets.

I would go for a knife or a bat before I grab a gun.



Are you serious? LOL I don't competitive shoot in quick draw competitions for some tool with a knife to even get near me.

I didn't learn how to handle a firearm in the Marines to get taken out with a knife either.




Lets assume that most people dont have a Marines training...


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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Patlal]
    #14439930 - 05/12/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Have a hurley and a cricket bat by my bed.


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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Patlal]
    #14440700 - 05/12/11 03:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Anyone can train themselves to be safe, quick and accurate givin time and enough ammo. Practice makes you better! Train yourself! Go join a gun club and get involved!


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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Patlal]
    #14440713 - 05/12/11 03:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Hmmm.

House robber has a knife on you, you have a .45.

The robber will kill you 10 times before you shoot him

Guns are the worse close range weapon ever...

Knives on the other hand cuts veins instead of perforating and never runs out of bullets.

I would go for a knife or a bat before I grab a gun.





this truly is the dumbest statement I've ever read

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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14440726 - 05/12/11 03:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I didn't want to get banned so I let you tell him that respectively.


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Patlal]
    #14440728 - 05/12/11 03:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Quote:

Kada said:
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Patlal said:
Hmmm.

House robber has a knife on you, you have a .45.

The robber will kill you 10 times before you shoot him

Guns are the worse close range weapon ever...

Knives on the other hand cuts veins instead of perforating and never runs out of bullets.

I would go for a knife or a bat before I grab a gun.



Are you serious? LOL I don't competitive shoot in quick draw competitions for some tool with a knife to even get near me.

I didn't learn how to handle a firearm in the Marines to get taken out with a knife either.




Lets assume that most people dont have a Marines training...




Doesn't it make more sense to assume that someone who buys a gun for home defense would go to the firing range and practice with it?

BTW, any time you want to fight gun vs. knife, I'll take the gun side any day. :lol:


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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14440743 - 05/12/11 03:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You would think so right? I bet only 1/4 of gun owners out the have any sort of formal training. I know a few people with hand guns that don't have any training other that shooting at a few cans in their back yard. Dangerous bastards. Not the good kind of dangerous either.


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Dr. Myco]
    #14440839 - 05/12/11 04:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

and yeah, all i have available right now is... 2 machetes, a bayonet and a handful of knives. but luckily i'll have a pistol pretty soon, in which case yeah... i'd just kneecap him and call the cops. or let him run, maybe. depends how generous i'm feeling :shrug:


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limestoneman said:
A claw hammer. Oldboy style. I've had to use it before, it's pretty reliable.




i never would of believed this if i hadnt seen your bedroom in that one thread..


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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: igwna]
    #14440864 - 05/12/11 04:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Not a wild idea but a classic one.


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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Dr. Myco]
    #14441078 - 05/12/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I keep a snub nose .357 between my mattress and box spring just for that occasion. And if they're noisy enough to give me a few seconds more warning I have a 12 Ga pump under the bed.

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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Dr. Myco]
    #14441084 - 05/12/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Louisville Slugger to the dome piece.

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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Newbie]
    #14441137 - 05/12/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I sold the last of my pistols last year, so it would probably be the hatchet in my closet. That, or I'd just toss on of my roommates children out as a bribe/distraction.


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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Patlal]
    #14441301 - 05/12/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Kada said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Hmmm.

House robber has a knife on you, you have a .45.

The robber will kill you 10 times before you shoot him

Guns are the worse close range weapon ever...

Knives on the other hand cuts veins instead of perforating and never runs out of bullets.

I would go for a knife or a bat before I grab a gun.



Are you serious? LOL I don't competitive shoot in quick draw competitions for some tool with a knife to even get near me.

I didn't learn how to handle a firearm in the Marines to get taken out with a knife either.




Lets assume that most people dont have a Marines training...




If we're assuming things, lets also assume that most people with a pistol close by know how to shoot.

EDIT: Should have read the whole thread...thats already been pointed out lol


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Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

Edited by Ima Trooper (05/12/11 06:00 PM)

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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #14441305 - 05/12/11 06:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What if this guy was the robber?

"Seneca, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Noah Smith, a 31-year-old South Carolina man was jailed Monday after he was allegedly found naked in a stranger's home with a mouse tail protruding out of his anus."

http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2010/11/noah-smith-jailed-after-burglarizing.html


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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Kada]
    #14441310 - 05/12/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Kada said:
You would think so right? I bet only 1/4 of gun owners out the have any sort of formal training. I know a few people with hand guns that don't have any training other that shooting at a few cans in their back yard. Dangerous bastards. Not the good kind of dangerous either.




I don't have Marine training, but I have been the firing range many times and shot a lot of cans/bottles. Also had safety training for my C&C. :lol:


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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: The Whale]
    #14441316 - 05/12/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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The Whale said:
What if this guy was the robber?

"Seneca, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Noah Smith, a 31-year-old South Carolina man was jailed Monday after he was allegedly found naked in a stranger's home with a mouse tail protruding out of his anus."

http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2010/11/noah-smith-jailed-after-burglarizing.html




He'd be embarrassing dead then lol


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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Dr. Myco]
    #14441326 - 05/12/11 06:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Man Americans are scary.

I'd use my katana hahah

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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Brugman]
    #14441362 - 05/12/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Brugman said:
Man Americans are scary.

I'd use my katana hahah





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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #14441376 - 05/12/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I saw this pic on 4chan with a caption that said something like, "Yeah, go ahead...laugh.  But this man landed himself a good enough job to support his hobby and he obviously has his shit together."

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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14441390 - 05/12/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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Patlal said:
Hmmm.

House robber has a knife on you, you have a .45.

The robber will kill you 10 times before you shoot him

Guns are the worse close range weapon ever...

Knives on the other hand cuts veins instead of perforating and never runs out of bullets.

I would go for a knife or a bat before I grab a gun.





this truly is the dumbest statement I've ever read




Yeah wtf?


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