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Offlinegilesypopper
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Do you get drunk more quickly by...
    #14439816 - 05/12/11 11:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

taking a shot/swig of your favourite drink and holding it in your mouth?

You know, what with your tongue being connected directly to your brain.

And all the soft tissue underneath it etc.

Lame question I know, but I've always wondered...


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: gilesypopper]
    #14439822 - 05/12/11 11:51 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: gilesypopper]
    #14439825 - 05/12/11 11:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I imagine yeah.. you would get drunk faster if you held your alcohol under your tongue :lol:

Not sure about the whole tongue directly connected to the brain thang but it is a fairly quick route to your blood stream


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: twighead]
    #14439832 - 05/12/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i think any full proof 80 and + hits you in about the same time frame.


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #14439852 - 05/12/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

NewWavePeace said:
:huxleyfacepalm:




^^This, also



:stanhopefacepalm:


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: twighead]
    #14439857 - 05/12/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah that's what I was thinking, that it would enter your bloodstream more quickly under your tongue than it would by going through your stomach first.

Sam effect just a different, quicker path?


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #14439862 - 05/12/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Good question.

It is true that something gets absorbed under the tongue but alcohol gets absorbed through the stomach and small intestine by diffusion.

If you want to get drunk fast, eat something that is easily digestible and wash it down with a 40% shot or two. Repeat.


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: Patlal]
    #14439871 - 05/12/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I've gotten drunk and high simultaneously on accident by sticking my finger which had a cut on it in a bowl of vodka that I had been soaking a broken pipe in for 2 weeks :lol:


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: twighead]
    #14439877 - 05/12/11 12:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Haha if only it was that easy!

I think I'll give it a go this weekend - have a couple of shots and sit with them in my mouth for a few mins and see what happens. Yes, my life is that fun-packed.

Cheers guys!


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: gilesypopper]
    #14439880 - 05/12/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You get drunk faster by drinking more.

tl;dr drinkmoarfaggot


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: gilesypopper]
    #14439885 - 05/12/11 12:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Try not to puke!  :saulgoodman:


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: twighead] * 1
    #14439933 - 05/12/11 12:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hold your pisses for longer = cheaper night.

Or does it? :strokebeard:


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14439943 - 05/12/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Jimtown said:
Hold your pisses for longer = cheaper night.

Or does it? :strokebeard:



no

but you won't have to piss as much

if you can hold it until after the first urge to piss goes away, you'll end up taking a lot less trips to the john

but if you give into that first urge to wiz, you'll be going every five minutes


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: dynomite]
    #14439963 - 05/12/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Don't break the seal until you can't hold any longer.


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14439969 - 05/12/11 12:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Jimtown said:
Don't break the seal until you can't hold any longer.




Haha QFT.


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: dynomite]
    #14439979 - 05/12/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:thumbup:
it has something to do with the muscle that controls your bladder

i heard it from someone in med-school

it's like your body knows if you have access to a pisser or not

if you get the urge to piss but don't, your body will wait for a more appropriate time

but if you take a piss, and your body realizes there's a pisser down the hall, it's not gonna wait


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: dynomite]
    #14439989 - 05/12/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You'd think the body wouldn't give a shit since humans shouldn't naturally care when they piss or not :tongue: Given our natural environment and state..


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: twighead]
    #14439996 - 05/12/11 12:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

OP just stick a tampon soaked in everclear up your ass :Trollface:


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: gilesypopper]
    #14439999 - 05/12/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you could always do an anal beer bong (no homo) or soak a tampon in vodka and shove it up your ass. (no homo) apparently all the kids are doing it


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Re: Do you get drunk more quickly by... [Re: Salomon]
    #14440000 - 05/12/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:rofl: You're a genius.


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