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Dr. Myco
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picture yourself in...
#14439369 - 05/12/11 09:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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your bedroom awoken from a peaceful sleep by someone breaking into your home. You confront the robber, he pulls a knife on you and you have no choice but to subdue him. You grab your favored weapon what is it and what do you do with it.
Mine is a flanged mace and as I grab it the robber gives a strange deer-in-headlights look right before the poor bastard gets cracked in the side.
This has always been a funny thought to me and just wanted a fun way to share it with the community, let the ideas run wild
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dwtk
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Dr. Myco]
#14439383 - 05/12/11 10:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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rubber gloves and LSD crystal.. point at robbers face and blow
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Ima Trooper
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: dwtk] 1
#14439391 - 05/12/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ya'll make mine sound so cliche...
9mm Makarov pistol
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argg
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: dwtk] 1
#14439394 - 05/12/11 10:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I knock him out with a rubber fist then poop in my hand. I freeze the poop then when he wakes I stab him to death with frozen poop.
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Dr. Myco
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Quote:
Ima Trooper said: Ya'll make mine sound so cliche...
9mm Makarov pistol
Maybe but the poor guys above you is gonna keep getting robbed nobody's going to come back for a gun in the face
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
Ima Trooper said: 9mm Makarov pistol
YAY Makarov.... I love mine
I prefer the .45, 2 in the chest, they're warning shots
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Ima Trooper
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14439444 - 05/12/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah you don't come back from 2 .45's. Well, I'm sure some fucker has, but usually you don't.
So what are the warning rounds for lol
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Alienscience



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I just say, "Dad, it's over. Leave me alone."
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limestoneman
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A claw hammer. Oldboy style. I've had to use it before, it's pretty reliable.
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
Ima Trooper said: Yeah you don't come back from 2 .45's. Well, I'm sure some fucker has, but usually you don't.
So what are the warning rounds for lol
if they dont heed the warning shots in their chest I'ma put 2 more in their head to let them know I'm serious
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Idiot
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: argg]
#14439736 - 05/12/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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argg said: I knock him out with a rubber fist then poop in my hand. I freeze the poop then when he wakes I stab him to death with frozen poop.
So unprepared, I have a frozen pooshank in my freezer right now.
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s0nny
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Idiot]
#14439742 - 05/12/11 11:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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glock 40. and i would unload that clip into his fucking face.
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Kada
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Idiot]
#14439755 - 05/12/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm not sure if I would grab the baseball bat, the katana next to my dresser or the Springfield XD9 in my top drawer. If he only had a knife I would grab the katana and say, "That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!"
Most likely I would grab the 9mm as well. Why not use both? Mwhahaha
Either way I would kill him. I'm all about peace and not hurting others, but if you break in the home my wife and kids are sleeping in... Your a dead mother fucker.
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s0nny
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Kada]
#14439760 - 05/12/11 11:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kada said: Either way I would kill him. I'm all about peace and not hurting others, but if you break in the home my wife and kids are sleeping in... Your a dead mother fucker.
very well put.
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: s0nny]
#14439763 - 05/12/11 11:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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If i did subdue him, and no one else was in my house. Id rape him.
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Patlal
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Kada]
#14439773 - 05/12/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hmmm.
House robber has a knife on you, you have a .45.
The robber will kill you 10 times before you shoot him
Guns are the worse close range weapon ever...
Knives on the other hand cuts veins instead of perforating and never runs out of bullets.
I would go for a knife or a bat before I grab a gun.
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: dwtk]
#14439782 - 05/12/11 11:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well it depends, if they come in through the front they will probably have some .45 rounds in em. If they come through the back they are going to have some .00 buck in em. Wait, actually I have some other rounds in the shotgun right now, slug and buck combo. Gotta throw the .00 back in.

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dwtk said: rubber gloves and LSD crystal.. point at robbers face and blow
Where you live, I think I have a window to break.
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s0nny
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Patlal]
#14439783 - 05/12/11 11:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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im pretty confident in my firearm handling skills.
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Kada
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Patlal]
#14439813 - 05/12/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: Hmmm.
House robber has a knife on you, you have a .45.
The robber will kill you 10 times before you shoot him
Guns are the worse close range weapon ever...
Knives on the other hand cuts veins instead of perforating and never runs out of bullets.
I would go for a knife or a bat before I grab a gun.
Are you serious? LOL I don't competitive shoot in quick draw competitions for some tool with a knife to even get near me.
I didn't learn how to handle a firearm in the Marines to get taken out with a knife either.
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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orison
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Re: picture yourself in... [Re: Kada] 1
#14439837 - 05/12/11 11:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Spray your attacker with TCE, While they are flaying around blind cause TCE burns like a SOB in your eyes. Soak a bathtowel with TCE/ blanket party the attacker by throwing the towel over their head. They will now inhale TCE and pass out, you can help them some with a bear hug.. After subdued take attacker tie to chair. Repeat TCE while they wake up now and them.. drive them to the middle of nowhere and tie them to a treem near ant hill.. strip off their clothes. smear honey on them..
sit back and tape it for youtube..
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