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"Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" * 8
    #14439347 - 05/12/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439349 - 05/12/11 09:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

restraining orders


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: dwtk]
    #14439352 - 05/12/11 09:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Bullshit.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: dwtk]
    #14439356 - 05/12/11 09:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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restraining orders



Word. Probably get pepper sprayed.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: KillerSpores]
    #14439358 - 05/12/11 09:51 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Nonsense. I wouldn't be cornering them or anything. I'd just be asking them the same way a person asks for the time.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439367 - 05/12/11 09:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Nonsense. I wouldn't be cornering them or anything. I'd just be asking them the same way a person asks for the time.



Except you'd be asking them for a blowjob; not the time.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439373 - 05/12/11 09:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.



man up and find out??

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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: Micawber]
    #14439374 - 05/12/11 09:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Micawber said:
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superhigh said:
What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.



man up and find out??

:nyan:




Yeah, I say go for it.

Be sure to report back and post pictures of the results!


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: CarnivalBarker]
    #14439377 - 05/12/11 09:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Micawber said:
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superhigh said:
What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.



man up and find out??

:nyan:




Yeah, I say go for it.

Be sure to report back and post pictures of the results!




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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439378 - 05/12/11 09:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'm fuckin' desperate. I've never even  kissed a girl. All I want in life is to engage in sexual activity with a good looking white girl.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439390 - 05/12/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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superhigh said:
I'm fuckin' desperate. I've never even  kissed a girl. All I want in life is to engage in sexual activity with a good looking white girl.




Come on dude you can catch a BJ from some broad.  Maybe you don't go out enough.  Or the right places. 

I have faith you can do it.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439400 - 05/12/11 10:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I'm fuckin' desperate. I've never even  kissed a girl. All I want in life is to engage in sexual activity with a good looking white girl.




You could always try an escort service. :shrug:


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439412 - 05/12/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

SuperHigh,
Try this, this might help:

These links are the personal ads online for Long Island.  The first link is to a "casual encounters" list of ads, on that page you must click on the W4M to get the women for men.  It might not be a bad idea to beg the ladies over on the W4W women for women.  Don't click TS! Don't click TS!

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/personals.cgi?category=cas
Click W4M on this page /\ /\ /\  i's a list of ho's

http://longisland.craigslist.org/w4m/


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: Dave Bowman]
    #14439414 - 05/12/11 10:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I have very little money. I jsut got a part time job and I only make 70 buck
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superhigh said:
I'm fuckin' desperate. I've never even  kissed a girl. All I want in life is to engage in sexual activity with a good looking white girl.




Come on dude you can catch a BJ from some broad.  Maybe you don't go out enough.  Or the right places. 

I have faith you can do it.




I never go out. I work 10 hours a week at a job that's a block away from me that only old people shop at. I stay in my room all the time.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439418 - 05/12/11 10:13 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.




:lolsy:


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439421 - 05/12/11 10:13 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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superhigh said:
What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.





about one in 7 will say yes, 2 of those 7 will be very offended and the others will think it to be funny


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779] * 4
    #14439425 - 05/12/11 10:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I'm fuckin' desperate. I've never even  kissed a girl. All I want in life is to engage in sexual activity with a good looking white girl.




candidguy... is that you?

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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14439437 - 05/12/11 10:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I noticed a very promising post from this week that has a picture of two beautiful women in the WW4M section,  I guess that means two girls looking for one guy.  I don't know if you're into that sort of thing.
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superhigh said:
What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.





about one in 7 will say yes, 2 of those 7 will be very offended and the others will think it to be funny




ONE In 7 REALLLLYYYY!?!??!!? Are you lying!?


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439442 - 05/12/11 10:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I'm fuckin' desperate. I've never even  kissed a girl. All I want in life is to engage in sexual activity with a good looking white girl.





Justin?


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: plzhelp]
    #14439558 - 05/12/11 10:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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plzhelp said:
I noticed a very promising post from this week that has a picture of two beautiful women in the WW4M section,  I guess that means two girls looking for one guy.  I don't know if you're into that sort of thing.
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superhigh said:
What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.





about one in 7 will say yes, 2 of those 7 will be very offended and the others will think it to be funny




ONE In 7 REALLLLYYYY!?!??!!? Are you lying!?



:hmm: wow you are something there op


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: plzhelp]
    #14439574 - 05/12/11 10:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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plzhelp said:
I noticed a very promising post from this week that has a picture of two beautiful women in the WW4M section,  I guess that means two girls looking for one guy.  I don't know if you're into that sort of thing.
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superhigh said:
What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.





about one in 7 will say yes, 2 of those 7 will be very offended and the others will think it to be funny




ONE In 7 REALLLLYYYY!?!??!!? Are you lying!?





nope, of course your mileage may vary depending on how gruesome you are
though some people like the pasty, white undead look so that could work
in your favor... try working a twilight showing, just tell them you're a
gay vampire that hangs out with gay werewolves and be all glittery


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14439628 - 05/12/11 11:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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plzhelp said:
I noticed a very promising post from this week that has a picture of two beautiful women in the WW4M section,  I guess that means two girls looking for one guy.  I don't know if you're into that sort of thing.
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Prisoner#1 said:
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superhigh said:
What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.





about one in 7 will say yes, 2 of those 7 will be very offended and the others will think it to be funny




ONE In 7 REALLLLYYYY!?!??!!? Are you lying!?





nope, of course your mileage may vary depending on how gruesome you are
though some people like the pasty, white undead look so that could work
in your favor... try working a twilight showing, just tell them you're a
gay vampire that hangs out with gay werewolves and be all glittery





you trollin'. want me to ban you?


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: Hajnal]
    #14439632 - 05/12/11 11:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Hajnal said:
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superhigh said:
Nonsense. I wouldn't be cornering them or anything. I'd just be asking them the same way a person asks for the time.



Except you'd be asking them for a blowjob; not the time.



:lolsy:

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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: NetDiver]
    #14439639 - 05/12/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

realistically, its pretty much a 50-50 chance of getting your dick sucked.

i say go for it :shrug:


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439654 - 05/12/11 11:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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superhigh said:
I'm fuckin' desperate. I've never even  kissed a girl. All I want in life is to engage in sexual activity with a good looking white girl.





Just settle for a fat one, they give great head to.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s0nny]
    #14439661 - 05/12/11 11:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Dude, this is not a 1 in 7 chance or a 50-50 chance.
If you walk around doing this, I think you'll be lucky to get a BJ.

And if you're gonna push for an anonymous BJ, why not go the whole 9?
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
Foolproof.

Anyway, the first step is going to be to walk outside and talk to random women.
Do you think you can handle that without an added layer of awkwardness?


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14439668 - 05/12/11 11:13 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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plzhelp said:
ONE In 7 REALLLLYYYY!?!??!!? Are you lying!?



nope, of course your mileage may vary depending on how gruesome you are
though some people like the pasty, white undead look so that could work
in your favor... try working a twilight showing, just tell them you're a
gay vampire that hangs out with gay werewolves and be all glittery



you trollin'. want me to ban you?




only half troll, the gay vampire part is semi troll, though twilight fans do see to like gay vampires


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14439673 - 05/12/11 11:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Dude, this is not a 1 in 7 chance or a 50-50 chance.
If you walk around doing this, I think you'll be lucky to get a BJ.

And if you're gonna push for an anonymous BJ, why not go the whole 9?
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
Foolproof.

Anyway, the first step is going to be to walk outside and talk to random women.
Do you think you can handle that without an added layer of awkwardness?



well the answer is either going to be yes or no.

in my book i'd say thats a 50-50 :shrug:

DO IT, DO IT.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: 4runner]
    #14439674 - 05/12/11 11:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

get out the house, fool!
go to a rave and eat those mystery pills... you'll be grindin on white girls in no time.
and catching herpes, or at least strep throat
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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s0nny] * 1
    #14439680 - 05/12/11 11:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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realistically, its pretty much a 50-50 chance of getting your dick sucked.

i say go for it :shrug:





there's a 50/50 chance the world will end tomorrow too so he better get started


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14439684 - 05/12/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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s0nny said:
realistically, its pretty much a 50-50 chance of getting your dick sucked.

i say go for it :shrug:





there's a 50/50 chance the world will end tomorrow too so he better get started



thats what im sayiinnn'


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s0nny]
    #14439685 - 05/12/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

your going about it all wrong. want a BJ from a random chick, go out offering cunnilingus to random girls.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14439688 - 05/12/11 11:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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you trollin'. want me to ban you?




only half troll, the gay vampire part is semi troll, though twilight fans do see to like gay vampires




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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439691 - 05/12/11 11:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I had a friend who would go up to random women at bars and go "wanna fuck?". More often than not, he got his face slapped. But he would get laid often too.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439694 - 05/12/11 11:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

There's a good possibility I'll get to fuck this girl. I just have to take a 9 hour bus ride.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439705 - 05/12/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.




I can think of one way to find out...


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: broken]
    #14439708 - 05/12/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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closed veil said:
your going about it all wrong. want a BJ from a random chick, go out offering cunnilingus to random girls.




I'm sure a virgin is awesome at cunnilingus.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: broken]
    #14439731 - 05/12/11 11:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Fails this large cannot be buried :datass:


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14439739 - 05/12/11 11:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

only as good as his game :awedrugs:


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439786 - 05/12/11 11:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Isn't she beautiful (see my last post)?


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439794 - 05/12/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

she looks like Derek Trucks. but you never fuck a 10 the first time.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: broken]
    #14439795 - 05/12/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I read that some people reported about 5% success by asking random women their name, introducing themselves and then saying somethign like "well now that we're on a first name basis, wanna fuck?" One out of twenty isn't that bad. :shrug:


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439802 - 05/12/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Isn't she beautiful (see my last post)?





you are going to be arrested :cop:

for attempting not to be forever alone  :foreveralone:

until you lose your virginity to  :inbred:  in prison


she is cute, but you need to chill brah


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: Lennyk]
    #14439805 - 05/12/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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but you need to chill brah




What do you mean?


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: shadowplay]
    #14439810 - 05/12/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I read that some people reported about 5% success by asking random women their name, introducing themselves and then saying somethign like "well now that we're on a first name basis, wanna fuck?" One out of twenty isn't that bad. :shrug:




:hmm: Sounds like some damn good odds to me. :awesomenod:


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14439845 - 05/12/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

superhigh said:
Quote:

Lennyk said:
but you need to chill brah




What do you mean?





Quote:

superhigh said:
There's a good possibility I'll get to fuck this girl. I just have to take a 9 hour bus ride.





you are going to be soo feel like a loser if you go on a 9 hour bus ride and she says no.

You don't come off as someone that will be very good their first time. Save the epic journeys for when you can actually make the trip seem worth it lol


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: Lennyk]
    #14439864 - 05/12/11 12:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

DO NOT use the internet to lose your virginity!!!


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: gabbaganchi]
    #14439878 - 05/12/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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DO NOT use the internet to lose your virginity!!!





i once was gonna talk shit to someone in a thread about how u never find pussy online, then as i started to type my post i realized the last 2 (and i'm sure the next 1) females i had sex with i met online. easy way to cut thru the BS.


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    #14439950 - 05/12/11 12:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If you've never even kissed a girl, you'll be so nervous that you won't be able to get it up.

Let me give you some advice. If you trip over that shit, you'll just be pathetic. Don't trip. Shit will happen when it happens. Also, random sex is total shit-tier. Losing your virginity won't solve your problems. Have sex with a girl you actually give a fuck about.

Don't go out there with the mindset "I need to get laid". Go out there with the mindset of "I want a healthy relationship". Sex in a healthy relationship>random shit. If it's random, you won't be able to get it up, you'll be so nervous. If it's in a healthy relationship, you'll still be extremely nervous, but you'll have a (hopefully) sympathetic woman there helping you through it. Also, if you can't get it up...she'll (hopefully) be there when you can.

How to get a healthy relationship? Like I said...DON'T TRIP. Your genome is 46 chromosomes. The last one determines whether you're male or female. Your sex is 1/46th of who you are. Women are people. The only real differences between men and women are physical ones and social pressures. Abandon the idea that women are inherently a different creature. They're people, just like you. Treat all attractive women you meet like PEOPLE. That means don't censor anything you say, don't treat them different, don't even think of them romantically/sexually at first.

For the love of god, DON'T try to court, woo, "spit game" or any of that shit. Please for the love of god don't do that. That shit is stupid as hell.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14440043 - 05/12/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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superhigh said:
What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.




Eventually, one will say yes.

Go for it.

Heres a tip: Dont go where people know you, cause youll look bad lol


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: Patlal]
    #14440075 - 05/12/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

instead of putting it out there in a bold first question like that, flirt with them a little bit.. hint towards some sexual content, have the mindset that your gonna get some play eventually. but be patient, one thing that turns off girls is being desperate, and just talk to alot of girls and your bound to get laid


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14440081 - 05/12/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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superhigh said:
What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.




Try men instead. 90% of gays will say yes. Then buy him a wig and go for it. You probably won't notice the difference ... really !

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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: MAIA]
    #14440088 - 05/12/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Btw, forgot a little detail: You might get spanked pretty hard while trying this ...


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: MAIA]
    #14440525 - 05/12/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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There's a good possibility I'll get to fuck this girl. I just have to take a 9 hour bus ride.






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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14440618 - 05/12/11 03:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Get a full time job. You're almost guaranteed to hook up with someone you work with eventually, and even if you don't you'll at least have the money to go out now and then.

Seriously man, who the fuck works 10 hours a week? Get off the couch ya lazy bitch.:grin:


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14441146 - 05/12/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Don't forget to compliment her (:


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: acidxprincess]
    #14441149 - 05/12/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hey, acidxprincess!


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14441153 - 05/12/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

lmao!!


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14441156 - 05/12/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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superhigh said:
What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.




Honesty and a straight-forward approach won't help shit. They know that's what we're after in the first place.


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    #14441219 - 05/12/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

What's up buddy! (:


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: acidxprincess]
    #14441226 - 05/12/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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What's up buddy! (:




Are you in Australia? Your smiley is backasswards.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: acidxprincess]
    #14441238 - 05/12/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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What's up buddy! (:



Noooot much! Just chillin'. You?


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    #14441240 - 05/12/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

acidxprincess said:
What's up buddy! (:




Are you in Australia? Your smiley is backasswards.



Nah man I'm just awesome like that(:


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    #14441267 - 05/12/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

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What's up buddy! (:



Noooot much! Just chillin'. You?



Nott a wholelot.making cinnamon sugar toast trying to find some coke ocs or Xanax for a treat sincei get paid and have of all weekend. Party for mee


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: acidxprincess]
    #14441272 - 05/12/11 05:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

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acidxprincess said:
What's up buddy! (:



Noooot much! Just chillin'. You?



Nott a wholelot.making cinnamon sugar toast trying to find some coke ocs or Xanax for a treat sincei get paid and have of all weekend. Party for mee



Cinnamon sugar toast sounds good:awebig:.


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14441300 - 05/12/11 05:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

She has returned :awehigh:


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    #14441314 - 05/12/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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acidxprincess said:
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acidxprincess said:
What's up buddy! (:



Noooot much! Just chillin'. You?



Nott a wholelot.making cinnamon sugar toast trying to find some coke ocs or Xanax for a treat sincei get paid and have of all weekend. Party for mee



Cinnamon sugar toast sounds good:awebig:.



Hell yeah I make super good too. Ask anyone I've made it for (:
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She has returned :awehigh:



I have (: and not embarrassed! I got over it. Ik I have a hot body so thank you to that faggot right?


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    #14441329 - 05/12/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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closed veil said:
she looks like Derek Trucks. but you never fuck a 10 the first time.



some of us get lucky like that!!


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    #14441330 - 05/12/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I totally want to eat some made by you:smile:.


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    #14441342 - 05/12/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Epic thread was fuckin epic thanks to that faggot :awedance:


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    #14441363 - 05/12/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Try men instead. 90% of gays will say yes. Then buy him a wig and go for it. You probably won't notice the difference ... really !

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    #14441364 - 05/12/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I totally want to eat some made by you:).




Come get some then!
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Epic thread was fuckin epic thanks to that faggot :awedance:



I suppose. I gotso much positive feed back on that pic aha


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    #14441379 - 05/12/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'll be right over :nyan:


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    #14442522 - 05/12/11 09:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I think this line would work at a red neck bar at closing time... must be drunk fat chicks present... or you could try the old snake bite trick at a camp out... please suck the poison out....:laugh2:


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: markinnewparis]
    #14442541 - 05/12/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i dunno

honestly i think it'd work

but if you try that craiglist shit and end up showing pictures of your dick to a dude it'll definantly work, 100%


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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s0nny]
    #14442725 - 05/12/11 10:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i think eventually you'd get a blowjob. persistence pays off. :super:


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    #14442834 - 05/12/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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i think eventually you'd get a blowjob. persistence pays off. :super:





Statistically wise, I agree.

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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: s240779]
    #14443089 - 05/12/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

dude, u live in NY and can't find pussy! what's wrong with your face?


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    #14443097 - 05/12/11 11:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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dude, u live in NY and can't find pussy! what's wrong with your face?





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    #14443099 - 05/12/11 11:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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What would happen if I sarted going around asking this question to random women? Seriously.


Well I would hope you got a little pepper to the eyes before the arrest. The sex offenders list might also be in order. :haha:


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    #14443141 - 05/12/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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dude, u live in NY and can't find pussy! what's wrong with your face?





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dude, u live in NY and can't find pussy! what's wrong with your face?





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Re: "Do you have time to give me a blowjob?" [Re: Newlord]
    #14443205 - 05/13/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

maybe head, blow job sounds like they would expect to be payed or that you're calling them a whore:strokebeard:


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