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Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass..
    #14437010 - 05/11/11 09:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Forgive the pun.

So I was laying in bed with my girl one day and she tells me

"You know.. I've always wanted to try that anal sex thing!"

So of course I was into it, and the next night we tried it. I slowly started to go in but it was neigh impossible, I decided to try and lube up by inserting myself in other places... so I fucked her for a little bit normally and tried again, still tight, I decided to try again but it was dark and I "fumbled" and accidentally completely rammed myself into her asshole... she bit into my hand as it was in her mouth and tears streamed down her face and all I could think was "uhh.. woops"... not a good first time for her...

fast forward a couple weeks, and I'm fingering here and I slowly take my other hand and move towards her asshole... I ended up completely getting 2 fingers in, and she says she liked it (sometimes) and other time's she says she didn't like it.. she's so indecisive about sexual things...

But nowadays she pretty much isn't interested at all anymore, although when I stuck my finger up there I just did it and didn't ask...

should I respect her wishes and wait till she complies.. or should I just try and go for it again one of these days in the heat of the moment?

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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14437037 - 05/11/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Get her drunk, it's easier. Persuading her, and getting it in.

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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Eminence]
    #14437071 - 05/11/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm gonna be getting her high tomorrow :lol:

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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14437231 - 05/11/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

dont ever ram it in man, thats not right. lube her up and loosen it with your fingers for a long time.


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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14437251 - 05/11/11 09:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah and make sure to spread the cheeks. Tell her to act like she's trying to hold in a fart too, that also makes it easier.


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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Eminence]
    #14437410 - 05/11/11 10:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Anal sex isnt to great bro. Ive done it with 3 chicks. and eventually its just like :shrug:

I mean sometimes it can get nasty. Its not that great if youve done it alot.

But hell.. if you do it again. tell her to relax. RELAX... like just breath smoothly and relax, dont tighten up.. have lube as well. should be easy.

Just to put this in your head...

Im sure she shits a pretty big shit, the size of some of your shits sometimes, so im sure she can eventually handle you putting your penis into a shithole.

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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: dshow]
    #14437483 - 05/11/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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dshow said:
I mean sometimes it can get nasty. Its not that great if youve done it alot




Yes, nothing like a OMG I gotta wash the bedding moment.

and yes, it gets old, ends up being a drunken thing for a once and a while, at least to me.

The orgasm through that though seems to be pretty damn intense.


Start with lots of lube and a pinky, or a thin toy, work your way up and just don't jump both feet in.

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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14437494 - 05/11/11 10:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Lots of girls like a finger back there while you lick 'em.


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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Doc_T]
    #14437630 - 05/11/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

nothing like a yea drunk cuz i only do it drunk. but nothing like a... a... when im done.. pull it out and some shit is covering it. Its no longer worth it for me.

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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14437691 - 05/11/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

anal sex sucks unless she is a butt whore otherwise it is too much work and you might as well be paid for your service


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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Cherk]
    #14438173 - 05/12/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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cherokee said:
anal sex sucks unless she is a butt whore otherwise it is too much work and you might as well be paid for your service





Man I fucking love Cherokee.

A butt whore.  Sounds like a high class type of lady.


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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Humility]
    #14438220 - 05/12/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

u should always start with a finger or tapered plug, your dick is to big to start with. an asshole should be tight, but she needs to "relax" it before u go raming your cock in her. use plenty of lube (astroglide is great all-purpose lube) and make sure she is relaxed and enjoying the foreplay before attempting any anal insertion. and have fun! :thumbup:




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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: broken] * 1
    #14438252 - 05/12/11 01:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like closed veil knows his way around a butt whore.

You gentlemen are so sophisticated.  I hope to grow and prosper like you both.


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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Humility]
    #14438273 - 05/12/11 01:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

this is soo :facepalm:

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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: dshow]
    #14438715 - 05/12/11 05:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

But nowadays she pretty much isn't interested at all anymore, although when I stuck my finger up there I just did it and didn't ask...

should I respect her wishes and wait till she complies.. or should I just try and go for it again one of these days in the heat of the moment?




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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14440337 - 05/12/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

try to find a glass toy that is thin in girth like an inch or so. lots of lube. go slow. have her relaxed and slowly put it in. i like to do like a beating the eggs motion, to get that sphincter muscle nice and loose. after she is all nice and loose and relax you can go to town. try to get her to gape her butt so you can just squeeze the lube in her. anal sex is not a pain. if you scared shes going to shit on you invest in a douche

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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: b0ricuaguerrero]
    #14440848 - 05/12/11 04:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Use your fingers and tongue first. :facepalm:


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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Joolz]
    #14441166 - 05/12/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Get her to roll.


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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: acidxprincess]
    #14441174 - 05/12/11 05:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Get her to roll.




Drunk is waaaaay better :P
In fact much how I hate drinking, drunk sex is actually one of the best.


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Re: Anal Sex.. what a pain in the ass.. [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #14441204 - 05/12/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Here's how you have anal sex.

1st. Put girl on her back.

2nd. Lick ass if you're into that, if not, lick her pussy. Get a finger in her ass (USE SPIT OR LUBE) and start moving back and forth.

3rd. Like a pussy, you need to work your way up to a few fingers. Once you have a few fingers in, its time to get up and lube up your dick.

4th. Slowly and carefully push your way in. Spend at least a few minutes going back and forth before you start doing anything too crazy.

Don't forget about her pussy while you're in this position. If she's on her back with her legs spread that is a PERFECT time to show her just how AWESOME you are and use your thumb on her clit. :brilliant: I've had much success doing the above with first time anal partners.


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