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so how many laws are you breaking right now?
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Me, only one due to some spores happining to mix with some nutritious substrate, that I let sit for a month and now it has this cool looking growth going on.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Greenvalley]
#14438006 - 05/11/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i break 3 federal and 2 state laws everyday
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Greenvalley]
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Greenvalley said: Me, only one due to some spores happining to mix with some nutritious substrate, that I let sit for a month and now it has this cool looking growth going on.
I'm pretty sure you're breaking more than one. Let's see...one for possession of an illicit substance, another for manufacturing an illicit substance. If you're growing more than a few grams, thats another for maintaining a residence for the purpose of distribution of a controlled substance.
Got any guns in the house or car? Thats another. Lol they like to tack on as many as they can to get at least a few to stick. Pretty much anything you can think of, and some bullshit you can't.
I think at one time I could have caught 10 or so felonies at any given time, but I'm back down to 1 or 2 now. Gotta keep it cool, ya know?
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14438124 - 05/12/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ima Trooper said:
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Greenvalley said: Me, only one due to some spores happining to mix with some nutritious substrate, that I let sit for a month and now it has this cool looking growth going on.
I'm pretty sure you're breaking more than one. Let's see...one for possession of an illicit substance, another for manufacturing an illicit substance. If you're growing more than a few grams, thats another for maintaining a residence for the purpose of distribution of a controlled substance.
Got any guns in the house or car? Thats another. Lol they like to tack on as many as they can to get at least a few to stick. Pretty much anything you can think of, and some bullshit you can't.
I think at one time I could have caught 10 or so felonies at any given time, but I'm back down to 1 or 2 now. Gotta keep it cool, ya know? 
if he lives in florida he could beat the manufacturing charge...theres precedent.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14438126 - 05/12/11 12:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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horay Im fighting the law
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I could be charged with 2 felonies & a misdemeanor
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#14438132 - 05/12/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ummmm... None.
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Greenvalley said: Me, only one due to some spores happining to mix with some nutritious substrate, that I let sit for a month and now it has this cool looking growth going on.
I'm pretty sure you're breaking more than one. Let's see...one for possession of an illicit substance, another for manufacturing an illicit substance. If you're growing more than a few grams, thats another for maintaining a residence for the purpose of distribution of a controlled substance.
Got any guns in the house or car? Thats another. Lol they like to tack on as many as they can to get at least a few to stick. Pretty much anything you can think of, and some bullshit you can't.
I think at one time I could have caught 10 or so felonies at any given time, but I'm back down to 1 or 2 now. Gotta keep it cool, ya know? 
if he lives in florida he could beat the manufacturing charge...theres precedent.
True, but its all kind of a crapshoot anyway. If you really piss off the officer in charge, all sorts of stuff can be found at your house or in your car.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: mrckb]
#14438142 - 05/12/11 12:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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mrckb said: ummmm... None. 
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Ima Trooper said:
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thelivingfreekshow said:
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Ima Trooper said:
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Greenvalley said: Me, only one due to some spores happining to mix with some nutritious substrate, that I let sit for a month and now it has this cool looking growth going on.
I'm pretty sure you're breaking more than one. Let's see...one for possession of an illicit substance, another for manufacturing an illicit substance. If you're growing more than a few grams, thats another for maintaining a residence for the purpose of distribution of a controlled substance.
Got any guns in the house or car? Thats another. Lol they like to tack on as many as they can to get at least a few to stick. Pretty much anything you can think of, and some bullshit you can't.
I think at one time I could have caught 10 or so felonies at any given time, but I'm back down to 1 or 2 now. Gotta keep it cool, ya know? 
if he lives in florida he could beat the manufacturing charge...theres precedent.
True, but its all kind of a crapshoot anyway. If you really piss off the officer in charge, all sorts of stuff can be found at your house or in your car. 
True. Cops are huge piles of 
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: mrckb]
#14438213 - 05/12/11 01:00 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Laws of God or laws of man?
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
#14438621 - 05/12/11 04:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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is masturbation legal?
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: mrckb]
#14438645 - 05/12/11 04:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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depends on the state.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
#14438719 - 05/12/11 05:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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None. None at all.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
#14438728 - 05/12/11 05:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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im actually not breaking any laws these days. and haven't for a while.
it's not as fun as it sounds.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Greenvalley]
#14438987 - 05/12/11 07:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Only one unless you count paraphernalia...then Ive got like 10 counts.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14439046 - 05/12/11 07:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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2 I guess. Owning some san pedro and mj seeds. And I usually carry my knife, which is illegal since it has slightly a bit more tan 5cm.
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thelivingfreekshow said: Starting fires one COP at a time!!

OH SEXY! My new desk top ty!
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Kada]
#14439061 - 05/12/11 08:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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3. I'm tethering Internet from my iPhone, I'm in possession of marijuana. And I just sold some dr00gz
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Legend]
#14439116 - 05/12/11 08:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Beanhead]
#14439124 - 05/12/11 08:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Greenvalley]
#14439141 - 05/12/11 08:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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None right now. Probably as many as ten at my 'high' point.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Greenvalley]
#14439156 - 05/12/11 08:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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none in this country, about 40 laws of Yemen though...
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: druqs]
#14439161 - 05/12/11 08:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I exclude the prostitute I murdered and hid under my bed, none
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Patlal]
#14439163 - 05/12/11 08:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: If I exclude the prostitute I murdered and hid under my bed, none
Thats only if you payed her before the murder, otherwise you a no good sex thief!
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: druqs]
#14439168 - 05/12/11 08:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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druqs said:
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Patlal said: If I exclude the prostitute I murdered and hid under my bed, none
Thats only if you payed her before the murder, otherwise you a no good sex thief!
Why cant I do anything right
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Patlal]
#14439181 - 05/12/11 08:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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just leave the money on the corner where you found her, it'll get to the pimp i'm sure...
also, be sure to put her in the Cooler/fridge so you are not breaking any food hygiene laws!
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: druqs]
#14439591 - 05/12/11 10:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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druqs said: just leave the money on the corner where you found her, it'll get to the pimp i'm sure...
also, be sure to put her in the Cooler/fridge so you are not breaking any food hygiene laws!
good call.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: s0nny]
#14439623 - 05/12/11 11:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just happen to have a bag of some really good, sort of skunky smelling dried flowers in my possession -- if that's against the law then arrest me.
Wait don't.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: NetDiver]
#14439793 - 05/12/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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So if you have some psilocybin containing mushroom spores, your an upstanding citizen, nothing wrong with that, if you also have some jars, some form of substrate BRF/verm/straw, and a PC your still an upstanding citizen who is not breaking any laws, but if they happen to combine in some specific way spontaeously like life on earth did; you are now a criminal who is breaking several laws. In reality you would probably gotten some charge before any of this happend for some conspiracy to manufacture or some crazy made up biasd law.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Greenvalley]
#14439809 - 05/12/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Greenvalley said: So if you have some psilocybin containing mushroom spores, your an upstanding citizen, nothing wrong with that, if you also have some jars, some form of substrate BRF/verm/straw, and a PC your still an upstanding citizen who is not breaking any laws, but if they happen to combine in some specific way spontaeously like life on earth did; you are now a criminal who is breaking several laws. In reality you would probably gotten some charge before any of this happend for some conspiracy to manufacture or some crazy made up biasd law.

Strange how things work, right?
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Patlal]
#14439901 - 05/12/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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Greenvalley said: So if you have some psilocybin containing mushroom spores, your an upstanding citizen, nothing wrong with that, if you also have some jars, some form of substrate BRF/verm/straw, and a PC your still an upstanding citizen who is not breaking any laws, but if they happen to combine in some specific way spontaeously like life on earth did; you are now a criminal who is breaking several laws. In reality you would probably gotten some charge before any of this happend for some conspiracy to manufacture or some crazy made up biasd law.

the weird thing is that they dont work Strange how things work, right?
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Greenvalley]
#14439924 - 05/12/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i'm holdin down a couple federal offensives as i type.
oh and i just raped a baby and killed an endangered animal while high on cocaine that i personally smuggled into the country
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Salomon]
#14439939 - 05/12/11 12:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Screw your petty, abstract, human laws. I break the law of space/time.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Remix]
#14440181 - 05/12/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm not even sure how to figure this out. I have 6 substances that are illegal to possess, so I'd go from there.
Just kidding
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Legend]
#14440197 - 05/12/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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legit27 said: 3. I'm tethering Internet from my iPhone, I'm in possession of marijuana. And I just sold some dr00gz
wait using phone through internet is illegal? what, cause i use google voice
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Muufokfok]
#14440310 - 05/12/11 01:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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legit27 said: 3. I'm tethering Internet from my iPhone, I'm in possession of marijuana. And I just sold some dr00gz
wait using phone through internet is illegal? what, cause i use google voice
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tethering
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Ballerium]
#14440400 - 05/12/11 02:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ballerium said: I'm not even sure how to figure this out. I have 6 substances that are illegal to possess, so I'd go from there.
Just kidding 
that sounds like a good collection
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Remix]
#14441001 - 05/12/11 04:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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legit27 said: 3. I'm tethering Internet from my iPhone, I'm in possession of marijuana. And I just sold some dr00gz
wait using phone through internet is illegal? what, cause i use google voice
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tethering
k doesnt say much about legality, ill look more into tho
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Muufokfok]
#14441109 - 05/12/11 05:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I committed 6 felonies today. All drugs. Probably should stop.
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: mrckb]
#14441378 - 05/12/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Its not a crime if you don't get caught.
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