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OfflineBeanhead
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Legend]
    #14439116 - 05/12/11 08:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

4 :paranoid:


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Beanhead]
    #14439124 - 05/12/11 08:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

0 :datass:


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Greenvalley]
    #14439141 - 05/12/11 08:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

None right now. Probably as many as ten at my 'high' point.


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Greenvalley]
    #14439156 - 05/12/11 08:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

none in this country, about 40 laws of Yemen though...


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: druqs]
    #14439161 - 05/12/11 08:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If I exclude the prostitute I murdered and hid under my bed, none


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Patlal]
    #14439163 - 05/12/11 08:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Patlal said:
If I exclude the prostitute I murdered and hid under my bed, none





Thats only if you payed her before the murder, otherwise you a no good sex thief!


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: druqs]
    #14439168 - 05/12/11 08:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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druqs said:
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Patlal said:
If I exclude the prostitute I murdered and hid under my bed, none





Thats only if you payed her before the murder, otherwise you a no good sex thief!




Why cant I do anything right :frown:


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Patlal]
    #14439181 - 05/12/11 08:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

just leave the money on the corner where you found her, it'll get to the pimp i'm sure...


also, be sure to put her in the Cooler/fridge so you are not breaking any food hygiene laws!


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: druqs]
    #14439591 - 05/12/11 10:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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druqs said:
just leave the money on the corner where you found her, it'll get to the pimp i'm sure...


also, be sure to put her in the Cooler/fridge so you are not breaking any food hygiene laws!



good call.


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: s0nny]
    #14439623 - 05/12/11 11:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I just happen to have a bag of some really good, sort of skunky smelling dried flowers in my possession -- if that's against the law then arrest me.

Wait don't.  :aweman:


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: NetDiver]
    #14439793 - 05/12/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

So if you have some psilocybin containing mushroom spores, your an upstanding citizen, nothing wrong with that, if you also have some jars, some form of substrate BRF/verm/straw, and a PC your still an upstanding citizen who is not breaking any laws, but if they happen to combine in some specific way spontaeously like life on earth did; you are now a criminal who is breaking several laws. In reality you would probably gotten some charge before any of this happend for some conspiracy to manufacture or some crazy made up biasd law.

:cop:


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Greenvalley]
    #14439809 - 05/12/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Greenvalley said:
So if you have some psilocybin containing mushroom spores, your an upstanding citizen, nothing wrong with that, if you also have some jars, some form of substrate BRF/verm/straw, and a PC your still an upstanding citizen who is not breaking any laws, but if they happen to combine in some specific way spontaeously like life on earth did; you are now a criminal who is breaking several laws. In reality you would probably gotten some charge before any of this happend for some conspiracy to manufacture or some crazy made up biasd law.

:cop:




Strange how things work, right?


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Patlal]
    #14439901 - 05/12/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Patlal said:
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Greenvalley said:
So if you have some psilocybin containing mushroom spores, your an upstanding citizen, nothing wrong with that, if you also have some jars, some form of substrate BRF/verm/straw, and a PC your still an upstanding citizen who is not breaking any laws, but if they happen to combine in some specific way spontaeously like life on earth did; you are now a criminal who is breaking several laws. In reality you would probably gotten some charge before any of this happend for some conspiracy to manufacture or some crazy made up biasd law.

:cop:



the weird thing is that they dont work
Strange how things work, right?




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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Greenvalley]
    #14439924 - 05/12/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i'm holdin down a couple federal offensives as i type.


oh and i just raped a baby and killed an endangered animal while high on cocaine that i personally smuggled into the country


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Salomon]
    #14439939 - 05/12/11 12:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Screw your petty, abstract, human laws. I break the law of space/time.


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Remix]
    #14440181 - 05/12/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not even sure how to figure this out. I have 6 substances that are illegal to possess, so I'd go from there.



Just kidding :paranoid:


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Legend]
    #14440197 - 05/12/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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legit27 said:
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I'm tethering Internet from my iPhone, I'm in possession of marijuana. And I just sold some dr00gz



wait using phone through internet is illegal? what, cause i use google voice


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Muufokfok]
    #14440310 - 05/12/11 01:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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BoxyBrown said:
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legit27 said:
3.
I'm tethering Internet from my iPhone, I'm in possession of marijuana. And I just sold some dr00gz



wait using phone through internet is illegal? what, cause i use google voice




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tethering


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Ballerium]
    #14440400 - 05/12/11 02:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
I'm not even sure how to figure this out. I have 6 substances that are illegal to possess, so I'd go from there.



Just kidding :paranoid:



that sounds like a good collection


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Re: so how many laws are you breaking right now? [Re: Remix]
    #14441001 - 05/12/11 04:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Remix said:
Quote:

BoxyBrown said:
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legit27 said:
3.
I'm tethering Internet from my iPhone, I'm in possession of marijuana. And I just sold some dr00gz



wait using phone through internet is illegal? what, cause i use google voice




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tethering



k doesnt say much about legality, ill look more into tho


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