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thank you shroomery. * 1
    #14422694 - 05/09/11 12:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So I was nailing this cute as fuck girl for the first time this evening, and i haven't had sex in like a month so it was a little tricky lasting. Every time i though i was about to go, i would just envision the shroomery logo, the three mushrooms at the top left of the screen, instead of looking at the girl. It worked, thanks to the shroomery, i destroyed that bitch.:snoop:


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14422716 - 05/09/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:highfive: Nothing like secret tricks to help :doggystyle: teh wimmenz.


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: Joolz]
    #14424366 - 05/09/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Any more tricks out there?:datass:


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: shLong]
    #14424782 - 05/09/11 01:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Think about the bills you havent paid yet.

OR visualize john goodman scrubbing a shit stain out of his jumbo sized briefs.


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: Fraggin]
    #14424803 - 05/09/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:ahahaha:



:hmm:


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: shLong]
    #14424850 - 05/09/11 02:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I have hard of enough time busting a nut in a proper amount of time, no matter how long I abstain from any type of sexual activity, sometimes id rather be that guy that goes in 10 minutes and goes to sleep.


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: thissongis]
    #14424917 - 05/09/11 02:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ive been having sex with the same girl for over 6 years and just recently starting busting too early. ID fucking K why!

I think adding a bit on to the foreplay and lessening the time it takes her to get off may help.

I try to think of prime numbers in order to occupy my head, but when she starts grinding my cock, no amount of 61, 63, 67, 71, 73's will help.

John Goodman scrubbing dirty undies, eh? :Awesketch:


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: shLong]
    #14425296 - 05/09/11 03:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Lol, I haven't had this problem since puberty.  Lol.  I usually have the opposite problem.  I last too long, and she starts to hurt, or I get tired long before my orgasm.  On the other hand, the last girl I had sex with two nights ago had about 11 orgasms. :super:  I hit it for about 4 hours before...  Before... BEFORE...  I fell asleep.  :lol:

But the next morning :pimpslap:  she got a good slraping. 

But seriously IDK, you could think about fat chicks.  Or do your multiplication tables.


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: fbi365]
    #14425431 - 05/09/11 04:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I have no idea how to reply to that...it sucks, yeah, but it'll pass.

I think it's just because we're going 1-2 weeks between now that Im starting to be too sensitive or something.:shrug:


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: shLong]
    #14425485 - 05/09/11 04:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Use more foreplay. I've even stopped mid-doggystyle dick/vag fucking because I was too sensitive. Just use your fingers and tongue, give it a minute, and you'll go back to being numb.

I've also found that if I'm too sensitive at the start of the sex after foreplay, I can go until I'm pretty close to cumming. Then I generally will go "hold on a sec babe", pull it out, squeeze the head, and just a tiny, tiny little bit of cum will ooze out. Wipe it off, spit on your hand, rub it on your dick, then go back to town. Releasing that little bit of pre-cum does WONDERS for me.

Occupy your mind. Also, don't try to flex it as hard as you can the whole time. Hopefully you have a good enough blood circ and big enough dick that you don't need to flex it the whole time. That's a good way to lose yourself.

Piss before you have sex. The filled bladder pushes on the prostate and will cause you to be more sensitive. Also, being on top will cause your body to push on your prostate and also make you more sensitive. Switch positions often and you will also indirectly cause what I mentioned earlier, where you go 30 seconds or so without touching your dick. It causes sensitivity to go away, but be sure you flex and rub it enough to keep it up. :super:

My first lover told me I was terrible. I was like "duh, this is my first time." So I went home, did a little googling, and came up with some of these tricks.

I then fucked the shit out of her like the next week, then called her a bitch for saying what she said to me and left her. She called me for a month begging for me back before she just gave up.:brilliant:


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: Joolz]
    #14428420 - 05/10/11 06:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah, Im gonna have to instill some new methods until this passes, for sure. My main problem is that my girl loves to be on top, and when I see her riding me, it's fucking hot! A little too hot!

It'll pass, I just need to remember to breathe better and fucking relax.


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: shLong]
    #14428437 - 05/10/11 06:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Being on bottom is supposed to help with stamina. The problem is clearly that you like it too much. :laugh2: Just gotta like it AND last long at the same time. That's hard sometimes.


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: Joolz]
    #14428461 - 05/10/11 06:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, we both like it that way. It's not really even the physical pleasure that sets me off, just the image of her naked on my cawk, grinding away....
:homerdrool:


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: shLong]
    #14428466 - 05/10/11 06:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You'd think after so long I'd be tired of her...I find her more desirable than ever :shrug:


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14433145 - 05/11/11 02:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh Shroomery, is there anything you can't do?


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Re: thank you shroomery. [Re: Jufin]
    #14433691 - 05/11/11 07:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Jufin said:
Oh Shroomery, is there anything you can't do?



thats what i'm sayin'


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