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The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? * 1
    #14431253 - 05/10/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Imagine one day you are doing your usual daily business around town, whatever it is; be it meeting up for a date, heading off to the bar, picking up food, buying a gift for your daughter's birthday, anything. You're doin your thangs.

Now suddenly, you are knocked unconsciousness by an unknown captor.

You awaken in a room. It looks like a 4-star motel room, and your only company is one television set (also your only connection to the outside world).

At set intervals someone slips some food to you through a slit in the door.

At random intervals, however, you are gassed and drugged into unconsciousness. There is no way for you to commit suicide as the instant you attempt to, you are gassed and drugged and black out. Upon awakening, you notice someone has given you a new change of clothes. Your room is always tidied up upon your awakening.

Now imagine this happens for 10 years straight. While watching TV you learn news that the 2 people closest to you have been brutally murdered, and you are the prime suspect.

For 10 years you are imprisoned, and you must deal with it.

Then one day, 10 years from the day you were imprisoned, you are once again drugged/gassed. As expected, of course. Except this time, when you awaken, you are back out into the world, with a snazzy new suit, but no clues as to WHO put you through that decade of bullshit.

What the fuck would you do, both while imprisoned and once you get out? What would you think? How would you cope? Would you even still be alive by the time you are released or would you have allowed yourself to rot in despair by then?

Well, oldboy? :strokebeard:

Whatcha gon' do? :tarantino:

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431264 - 05/10/11 06:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm not much on fiction, but I dug that!

Btw, I'd come kick your ass :dumbass:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431267 - 05/10/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14431272 - 05/10/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
I'm not much on fiction, but I dug that!

Btw, I'd come kick your ass :dumbass:




:bubbles: b-b-but I hads nothin to do wit it

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14431277 - 05/10/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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More like:

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431283 - 05/10/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:whacker: while imprisoned

when i escape i would find some place to tell my story. likely the police. then i would check to see if i still had all my money and belongings and all those fancy things.

then i would talk to my family to see whats up and if i could stay at one of their places assuming i no longer had my own place.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431284 - 05/10/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

for some reason I really like the way he is holding that hammer.


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invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
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relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14431296 - 05/10/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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:whacker: while imprisoned

when i escape i would find some place to tell my story. likely the police. then i would check to see if i still had all my money and belongings and all those fancy things.

then i would talk to my family to see whats up and if i could stay at one of their places assuming i no longer had my own place.




You forget you're the prime suspect in the murder of the 2 people closest to you. Police and family contact aren't an option, you're on your own bud. :penis:

Quote:

Larrythescaryrex said:
for some reason I really like the way he is holding that hammer.




Maybe because he has the more efficient end of the hammer pointing outwards. :Shulman:

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431302 - 05/10/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
:whacker: while imprisoned

when i escape i would find some place to tell my story. likely the police. then i would check to see if i still had all my money and belongings and all those fancy things.

then i would talk to my family to see whats up and if i could stay at one of their places assuming i no longer had my own place.




You forget you're the prime suspect in the murder of the 2 people closest to you. Police and family contact aren't an option, you're on your own bud. :penis:




innocent until proven guilty bud.

they cant prove me guilty if im not.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14431330 - 05/10/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:
Quote:

sunset_mission said:
Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
:whacker: while imprisoned

when i escape i would find some place to tell my story. likely the police. then i would check to see if i still had all my money and belongings and all those fancy things.

then i would talk to my family to see whats up and if i could stay at one of their places assuming i no longer had my own place.




You forget you're the prime suspect in the murder of the 2 people closest to you. Police and family contact aren't an option, you're on your own bud. :penis:




innocent until proven guilty bud.

they cant prove me guilty if im not.




it's called being framed. :billnye:

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431331 - 05/10/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

One of the best fight scenes ever:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Samuel L Jackson] * 1
    #14431337 - 05/10/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
Quote:

sunset_mission said:
Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
:whacker: while imprisoned

when i escape i would find some place to tell my story. likely the police. then i would check to see if i still had all my money and belongings and all those fancy things.

then i would talk to my family to see whats up and if i could stay at one of their places assuming i no longer had my own place.




You forget you're the prime suspect in the murder of the 2 people closest to you. Police and family contact aren't an option, you're on your own bud. :penis:




innocent until proven guilty bud.

they cant prove me guilty if im not.



Uhhh, have you ever met an actual policeman?


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission] * 1
    #14431339 - 05/10/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Can imaginary training



for 15 years be put to use?



It can


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Remix] * 2
    #14431356 - 05/10/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

old boy was probably one of the best movies ever made, that fight sequences
are fairly realistic if you consider the guy had 10 years to get into shape,
gain the determination to accomplish his goal

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: The_Ghost] * 1
    #14431360 - 05/10/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

id spend every day doin' pushups until i was strong enough to punch down the door


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14431363 - 05/10/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Fungal-one said:
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SamuelLJackson said:
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sunset_mission said:
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SamuelLJackson said:
:whacker: while imprisoned

when i escape i would find some place to tell my story. likely the police. then i would check to see if i still had all my money and belongings and all those fancy things.

then i would talk to my family to see whats up and if i could stay at one of their places assuming i no longer had my own place.




You forget you're the prime suspect in the murder of the 2 people closest to you. Police and family contact aren't an option, you're on your own bud. :penis:




innocent until proven guilty bud.

they cant prove me guilty if im not.



Uhhh, have you ever met an actual policeman?





last i checked police officers dont do investigations and dont have the final say in any ruling.

especially when there is a lack of dna evidence supporting that you were the killer, and nobody has come forward and said you killed them and they witnessed it.

i think my plan would work pretty well. you didnt even get arrested by an officer. you walked into the police station and said "yo i just got free from being captive for 20 years". its not like you walk in and say "hey i was captive for 20 years, by the way im not the guy who killed my family members"


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14431369 - 05/10/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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old boy was probably one of the best movies ever made, that fight sequences
are fairly realistic if you consider the guy had 10 years to get into shape,
gain the determination to accomplish his goal




And that fight scene was done in one continuous take too. So fucking cash.

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14431370 - 05/10/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Can imaginary training
for 15 years be put to use?
It can





of course... tai chi

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14431418 - 05/10/11 07:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

15 years is too much... suicide.

On the outside at least there will be hookers and dope before the eventual suicide.

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: eek]
    #14431431 - 05/10/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This movie rules.

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