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The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? * 1
    #14431253 - 05/10/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Imagine one day you are doing your usual daily business around town, whatever it is; be it meeting up for a date, heading off to the bar, picking up food, buying a gift for your daughter's birthday, anything. You're doin your thangs.

Now suddenly, you are knocked unconsciousness by an unknown captor.

You awaken in a room. It looks like a 4-star motel room, and your only company is one television set (also your only connection to the outside world).

At set intervals someone slips some food to you through a slit in the door.

At random intervals, however, you are gassed and drugged into unconsciousness. There is no way for you to commit suicide as the instant you attempt to, you are gassed and drugged and black out. Upon awakening, you notice someone has given you a new change of clothes. Your room is always tidied up upon your awakening.

Now imagine this happens for 10 years straight. While watching TV you learn news that the 2 people closest to you have been brutally murdered, and you are the prime suspect.

For 10 years you are imprisoned, and you must deal with it.

Then one day, 10 years from the day you were imprisoned, you are once again drugged/gassed. As expected, of course. Except this time, when you awaken, you are back out into the world, with a snazzy new suit, but no clues as to WHO put you through that decade of bullshit.

What the fuck would you do, both while imprisoned and once you get out? What would you think? How would you cope? Would you even still be alive by the time you are released or would you have allowed yourself to rot in despair by then?

Well, oldboy? :strokebeard:

Whatcha gon' do? :tarantino:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431264 - 05/10/11 06:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'm not much on fiction, but I dug that!

Btw, I'd come kick your ass :dumbass:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431267 - 05/10/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14431272 - 05/10/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I'm not much on fiction, but I dug that!

Btw, I'd come kick your ass :dumbass:




:bubbles: b-b-but I hads nothin to do wit it


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14431277 - 05/10/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431283 - 05/10/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:whacker: while imprisoned

when i escape i would find some place to tell my story. likely the police. then i would check to see if i still had all my money and belongings and all those fancy things.

then i would talk to my family to see whats up and if i could stay at one of their places assuming i no longer had my own place.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431284 - 05/10/11 06:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

for some reason I really like the way he is holding that hammer.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14431296 - 05/10/11 06:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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:whacker: while imprisoned

when i escape i would find some place to tell my story. likely the police. then i would check to see if i still had all my money and belongings and all those fancy things.

then i would talk to my family to see whats up and if i could stay at one of their places assuming i no longer had my own place.




You forget you're the prime suspect in the murder of the 2 people closest to you. Police and family contact aren't an option, you're on your own bud. :penis:

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for some reason I really like the way he is holding that hammer.




Maybe because he has the more efficient end of the hammer pointing outwards. :Shulman:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431302 - 05/10/11 06:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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:whacker: while imprisoned

when i escape i would find some place to tell my story. likely the police. then i would check to see if i still had all my money and belongings and all those fancy things.

then i would talk to my family to see whats up and if i could stay at one of their places assuming i no longer had my own place.




You forget you're the prime suspect in the murder of the 2 people closest to you. Police and family contact aren't an option, you're on your own bud. :penis:




innocent until proven guilty bud.

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14431330 - 05/10/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

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SamuelLJackson said:
:whacker: while imprisoned

when i escape i would find some place to tell my story. likely the police. then i would check to see if i still had all my money and belongings and all those fancy things.

then i would talk to my family to see whats up and if i could stay at one of their places assuming i no longer had my own place.




You forget you're the prime suspect in the murder of the 2 people closest to you. Police and family contact aren't an option, you're on your own bud. :penis:




innocent until proven guilty bud.

they cant prove me guilty if im not.




it's called being framed. :billnye:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431331 - 05/10/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

One of the best fight scenes ever:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Samuel L Jackson] * 1
    #14431337 - 05/10/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

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SamuelLJackson said:
:whacker: while imprisoned

when i escape i would find some place to tell my story. likely the police. then i would check to see if i still had all my money and belongings and all those fancy things.

then i would talk to my family to see whats up and if i could stay at one of their places assuming i no longer had my own place.




You forget you're the prime suspect in the murder of the 2 people closest to you. Police and family contact aren't an option, you're on your own bud. :penis:




innocent until proven guilty bud.

they cant prove me guilty if im not.



Uhhh, have you ever met an actual policeman?


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission] * 1
    #14431339 - 05/10/11 07:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Can imaginary training



for 15 years be put to use?



It can


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Remix] * 2
    #14431356 - 05/10/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

old boy was probably one of the best movies ever made, that fight sequences
are fairly realistic if you consider the guy had 10 years to get into shape,
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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: The_Ghost] * 1
    #14431360 - 05/10/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

id spend every day doin' pushups until i was strong enough to punch down the door


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14431363 - 05/10/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Fungal-one said:
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:whacker: while imprisoned

when i escape i would find some place to tell my story. likely the police. then i would check to see if i still had all my money and belongings and all those fancy things.

then i would talk to my family to see whats up and if i could stay at one of their places assuming i no longer had my own place.




You forget you're the prime suspect in the murder of the 2 people closest to you. Police and family contact aren't an option, you're on your own bud. :penis:




innocent until proven guilty bud.

they cant prove me guilty if im not.



Uhhh, have you ever met an actual policeman?





last i checked police officers dont do investigations and dont have the final say in any ruling.

especially when there is a lack of dna evidence supporting that you were the killer, and nobody has come forward and said you killed them and they witnessed it.

i think my plan would work pretty well. you didnt even get arrested by an officer. you walked into the police station and said "yo i just got free from being captive for 20 years". its not like you walk in and say "hey i was captive for 20 years, by the way im not the guy who killed my family members"


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14431369 - 05/10/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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old boy was probably one of the best movies ever made, that fight sequences
are fairly realistic if you consider the guy had 10 years to get into shape,
gain the determination to accomplish his goal




And that fight scene was done in one continuous take too. So fucking cash.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14431370 - 05/10/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Can imaginary training
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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14431418 - 05/10/11 07:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

15 years is too much... suicide.

On the outside at least there will be hookers and dope before the eventual suicide.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: eek]
    #14431431 - 05/10/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

This movie rules.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431446 - 05/10/11 07:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i would masturbate. :alot:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14431450 - 05/10/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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SamuelLJackson said:

they cant prove me guilty if im not.



last i checked police officers dont do investigations and dont have the final say in any ruling.

especially when there is a lack of dna evidence supporting that you were the killer, and nobody has come forward and said you killed them and they witnessed it.





actually I think you'd be surprised, a guy named randall beck was murdered
about 25 years ago, I was friends with his brother, anyway there was no
body, no weapon and the only DNA evidence was that of randall, his blood
all over his apartment, nothing linking the killer to the scene other than
a comment made to a cook at a waffle house, both stuart beck and I knew
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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14431465 - 05/10/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431487 - 05/10/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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There is no way for you to commit suicide:




1. stick tongue out as far as you can
2. slam jaw on floor
3. bleed to death with in minutes

problem?


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Salomon]
    #14431494 - 05/10/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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There is no way for you to commit suicide:




1. stick tongue out as far as you can
2. slam jaw on floor
3. bleed to death with in minutes

problem?




Do it, then...









































I dare you.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431515 - 05/10/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i'd rather

i'll save the tongue biting for when they get me :tinfoil:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431534 - 05/10/11 07:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

sunset_mission said:
There is no way for you to commit suicide:




1. stick tongue out as far as you can
2. slam jaw on floor
3. bleed to death with in minutes

problem?




Do it, then...









































I dare you.





YEAH!


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Remix]
    #14431537 - 05/10/11 07:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:ilold:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Salomon]
    #14431546 - 05/10/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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i'd rather

i'll save the tongue biting for when they get me :tinfoil:




Didn't you know?

They're closin' in on you brah. It's only a matter of time. :billymayshead::zoidberg::goodnews::borat::snoop:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431557 - 05/10/11 07:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Chan-Wook Park is


have you seen JSA?


I also suggest, if you like Asian horror and short films, "The Three Extremes"


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    #14431561 - 05/10/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Salomon]
    #14431575 - 05/10/11 07:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Come at me, bro.




Fixed.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Salomon]
    #14431584 - 05/10/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Salomon]
    #14431662 - 05/10/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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DrMambo said:
Chan-Wook Park is


have you seen JSA?


I also suggest, if you like Asian horror and short films, "The Three Extremes"




Going to check them both out. Briefly, what are JSA and The Three Extremes about?

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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431734 - 05/10/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

one of my favorite movies ever!


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    #14431739 - 05/10/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

JSA is about the north/south korean border, and humanity in the face of war

The Three Extremes is three short films by different Asian directors: Chinese (Fruit Chan), Korean (Chan-Wook Park), and Japanese (Takashi Miike)

Themes include torturing a torturing the spouse of the person who wronged you, traumatizing children, and cannibalism


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14431775 - 05/10/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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one of my favorite movies ever!




:highfive: hell the fuck yes.

Has anybody ever read the Manga this movie was based off of?

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JSA is about the north/south korean border, and humanity in the face of war

The Three Extremes is three short films by different Asian directors: Chinese (Fruit Chan), Korean (Chan-Wook Park), and Japanese (Takashi Miike)

Themes include torturing a torturing the spouse of the person who wronged you, traumatizing children, and cannibalism




Will definitely check out.

Also, check out this movie called Samaritan Girl.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14431907 - 05/10/11 08:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

will do

I followed up on the last movie recommendations I got on shroomery


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14431988 - 05/10/11 09:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Well, lately while in prison I've been surfing the internet, drinking beer, and exercising here and there. My sentence has gone beyond a decade though.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: The Whale]
    #14431997 - 05/10/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Well, lately while in prison I've been surfing the internet, drinking beer, and exercising here and there. My sentence has gone beyond a decade though.




:wtf: You're in prison?


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14432005 - 05/10/11 09:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

like they'd let him access the shroomery:rolleyes:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Salomon]
    #14432025 - 05/10/11 09:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: Good point.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14432036 - 05/10/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Well, lately while in prison I've been surfing the internet, drinking beer, and exercising here and there. My sentence has gone beyond a decade though.




:wtf: You're in prison?




Some call it a body.

Kids and their euphemisms.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14432037 - 05/10/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ANYWAYS NOBODY ANSWERED MY OP (except for the brave vengeance-bent few who would just :whacker: it for a decade long)

YOU BUNCH OF GIRLY-MEN :ffffuuu:



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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14432060 - 05/10/11 09:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You answer first.

also. steven speilberg is trying to get the rights to remake this
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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: The Whale]
    #14432075 - 05/10/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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The Whale said:
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sunset_mission said:
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The Whale said:
Well, lately while in prison I've been surfing the internet, drinking beer, and exercising here and there. My sentence has gone beyond a decade though.




:wtf: You're in prison?




Some call it a body.

Kids and their euphemisms.





thats actually a really common theme in my trips.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: IamMatt]
    #14432085 - 05/10/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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You answer first.




Would master astral projection while imprisoned. Would discover identity of my captor. Would skin him alive and submerge him in tub of salt upon release.Would also invariably :whacker: for a good portion of time while imprisoned. :costanza:

Or I'd probably just spend my precious vengeance-quest time wasting it away on the Shroomery. :prance:

Quote:

also. steven speilberg is trying to get the rights to remake this
:facepalm:




Oh for fuck's sakes there's already a brilliant fucking movie adaption of this manga, why does he need to make another one? Does he think he's going to outbeat the original? :picard:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14432093 - 05/10/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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The Whale said:
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sunset_mission said:
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The Whale said:
Well, lately while in prison I've been surfing the internet, drinking beer, and exercising here and there. My sentence has gone beyond a decade though.




:wtf: You're in prison?




Some call it a body.

Kids and their euphemisms.





thats actually a really common theme in my trips life.




Me too.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: The Whale]
    #14432096 - 05/10/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14432227 - 05/10/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It'd be just like the movie, except I'd skip all the fighting and move straight into the incest.:yesnod:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: The Whale]
    #14432284 - 05/10/11 10:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

oooo i like that prison/body thing. :super:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14432344 - 05/10/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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ANYWAYS NOBODY ANSWERED MY OP (except for the brave vengeance-bent few who would just :whacker: it for a decade long)

YOU BUNCH OF GIRLY-MEN :ffffuuu:






I'd ferment the food given to me into a potent alcoholic brew. Then, I'd use a shamanic ritual bend space and time until I had transcended into the fourth dimension. From there I would simply walk out of the room.

Problem physics? :trolldance:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Remix]
    #14432377 - 05/10/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i was a vengeance masturbater! :paradis: i came for your sins dammit :shakefist:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14432397 - 05/10/11 10:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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i came for your sins dammit :shakefist:




I'm gonna set aside five weeks to eat red meat on fridays for your cause


I'm also gonna crack my knuckles a bunch in public


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: DrMambo]
    #14432419 - 05/10/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

really :gameover: well i for one, am pleased.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Remix]
    #14432421 - 05/10/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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blewmeanie said:
It'd be just like the movie, except I'd skip all the fighting and move straight into the incest.:yesnod:




Wise decision. :borat::braindamage::jailbait::hansen2:

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ANYWAYS NOBODY ANSWERED MY OP (except for the brave vengeance-bent few who would just :whacker: it for a decade long)

YOU BUNCH OF GIRLY-MEN :ffffuuu:






I'd ferment the food given to me into a potent alcoholic brew. Then, I'd use a shamanic ritual bend space and time until I had transcended into the fourth dimension. From there I would simply walk out of the room.

Problem physics? :trolldance:




And if the only thing you were fed is fried dumplings? :lolsy:

Problem shamanic ritual? :trolldance:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14432468 - 05/10/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i would just turn my water into wine :paradis:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14432474 - 05/10/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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i would just turn my millions of unborn children into a stain on the wall of my 10 year makeshift prison :paradis:




Fixed :fonz:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14432492 - 05/10/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:FattyNoneck: you're goin on the list


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14432526 - 05/10/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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And if the only thing you were fed is fried dumplings? :lolsy:

Problem shamanic ritual? :trolldance:




Then I'd just learn how to juggle and count on the fact that it'll impress them so much they'll let me go.

Problem problem?  :maximumtrolling:


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Remix] * 1
    #14432657 - 05/10/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I would try and find the people responsible for putting me in that situation. If i found them i wouldnt know what to do. Fire might be involved though.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Dest]
    #14432812 - 05/11/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I would condition my lungs so I could hold my breath 4+ minutes and fake pass out and when ol boy came in the room i would lite up his fuckin dome,  I could also act dead to accomplish that also.  I would prolly wipe shit on the camera overlooking the room, and just keep doing anything to fuck with my captors. I would follow with maybe with a long break of undefiant very boring activity, to try to throw there game off and provoke a change in variables regarding my imprisonment.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Dest]
    #14432818 - 05/11/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

the whole revenge series is great

i'd eat a live squid and lol


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14433158 - 05/11/11 02:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

imprisoned i would eat and work out.

released, i would run... and keep running.






whats that quote? fuck i cant find it anywhere. i heard it in the trailer of a movie i cant remember. here i'll try to remember best i can:

when you wake up in a cave there are only a few lines of thought. one, why am i in a cave? two, someone is playing a cruel joke on me. and three, i'm in a cave, what now?

the original is much cooler obviously, but you get the gist


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14433166 - 05/11/11 02:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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they cant prove me guilty if im not.




:curbyourenthusiasm:
Wow, you have GOT to be trollin, Sam.


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Re: The fuck you gonna do, oldboy? [Re: guywiththegun]
    #14434772 - 05/11/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:trolldance:


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