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plasma
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How would you invest $100,000?
#14430549 - 05/10/11 04:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Could you turn $100,000 into millions?
How would you do it
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: plasma]
#14430557 - 05/10/11 04:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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How does this title have such small space on the list of topics
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: plasma]
#14430559 - 05/10/11 04:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'd probably blow it all on drugs before I got the chance
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Quote:
SprewellSleeve said: How does this title have such small space on the list of topics
Nevermind.
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unam sanctum



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Obviously, I would invest in the stocks of numerous weapons manufacturers....
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: unam sanctum]
#14430579 - 05/10/11 04:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Real Etsate.
I would buy a 400000$ apartment building, rent the apartments
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: plasma] 3
#14430582 - 05/10/11 04:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Buy a shit ton of oil... wait till summer and sell it.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: twighead] 1
#14430665 - 05/10/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I would actively trade volatile equities in the stock market.
Buy, hold until the share price goes up 1-3%, then sell.
You could make a couple grand a day if you know what you're doing.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: twighead]
#14430669 - 05/10/11 04:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Invest in the best merkin money could buy and then do porn.
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i would buy myself a house its not really an investment that would make me money but it would save me lots of money in the long term
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: plasma] 1
#14430705 - 05/10/11 04:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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plasma said: Could you turn $100,000 into millions?
No, but you can turn it into $50,000 by investing in one of the bubble markets.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: starfire_xes]
#14430713 - 05/10/11 04:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Buy that vending machine from that poster who said he'll teach you and teach you good.
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i would invest in large amounts of cocaine
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Manufacturing hemp products. It's good for almost any product and it has the highest quality.
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plasma
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: pouihi]
#14434417 - 05/11/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Would anyone else like to add
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: plasma]
#14434426 - 05/11/11 11:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Exchange for zimbabwean dollars? Easy money
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: Asante]
#14434432 - 05/11/11 11:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I would go to a gathering and say things to your faces. Then Id see what happens...
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Asante
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You can go to my toilet and say it to my faeces 
Turning $100K into millions is the millions dollar question, OP. You could start an investment firm promising to do that, and make your millions on the gullible saps who buy it.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: Asante]
#14434452 - 05/11/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Id probably put a down payment on a house and spend the rest on education expenses? Something like that
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: Almond Flour]
#14434460 - 05/11/11 11:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Start an online casino. That could work if you play your cards right.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: Asante]
#14434469 - 05/11/11 11:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Open up a porno business.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: Asante]
#14434494 - 05/11/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: Start an online casino. That could work if you play your cards right.
clever clever
Plasma, I would also consider buying out a large share of say a AAA baseball team. It's easy money, plus you'd get free beer and tickets on game nights.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: Asante]
#14434504 - 05/11/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wiccan_Seeker said: Start an online casino. That could work if you play your cards right.

I'd invest it some place where I couldn't get to it for a while.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: Patlal]
#14434590 - 05/11/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Real Etsate.
I would buy a 400000$ apartment building, rent the apartments
I don't know about an aparmtment building, but you can get houses for a fraction of their potential value right now. I see houses in working class neighborhoods around jacksonville going for 15-20 thousand dollars all the time.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14434595 - 05/11/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I dont know... I think houses are still over priced by and large. Maybe your area is different. I would want to buy a house with that money, but I would wait for a few more years.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: DieCommie]
#14434599 - 05/11/11 12:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I would make the down payment on me and Wiccan some metal legs
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: Fungal-one]
#14434625 - 05/11/11 12:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I confused the shit out of this girl I work with the other day by mentioning metal legs. She was bitching about how the next generation is fucked, and society is going to fall apart. So I told her she was fucking crazy, "in the future I'm going to have metal legs and a car that talks to me about my problems".
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14434636 - 05/11/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'd invest it creating websites and opening a small business targetting certain youth groups supplying them with shit I know they;d be interested in
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Patlal
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14434693 - 05/11/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
blewmeanie said:
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Patlal said: Real Etsate.
I would buy a 400000$ apartment building, rent the apartments
I don't know about an aparmtment building, but you can get houses for a fraction of their potential value right now. I see houses in working class neighborhoods around jacksonville going for 15-20 thousand dollars all the time.
Very true.
There is tons of cash to be made in real estate. Ever since the depression, banks are literally giving away repo houses
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: Patlal]
#14434996 - 05/11/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Great responses everyone but I've yet to see a single response that sounds legit You lose
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: plasma]
#14435013 - 05/11/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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How is buying Real Estate not a legit suggestion?
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14435024 - 05/11/11 01:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Invest in China's growing economy.
Maybe some oil companies as well.
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How are metal legs not legit, leg is even in the word legit.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: Fungal-one]
#14435268 - 05/11/11 02:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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hmmm...
probably real estate, some of my neighbors just went and swooped up houses, about 8 each on in Palm desert, CA. They are renting them out 1100 a month and when the market picks up theyll easily double or triple up.
doesnt take money to make money but it certainly helps
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: plasma]
#14435277 - 05/11/11 02:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Buy cheap plot of wilderness property and open up an Eco Resort business with little shacks I built myself.
Westerners will pay out the wazoo to live like third world refugees.
That or Id invest in an epic automated pot grow.
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I would but tons of cheap land in the GA/NC area and raise cattle.  I would also use the remaining money to become as self-sufficient as possible.
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I would buy a humble trailer and chill the fuck out. Fuck money, but it's nice to have.
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I'd buy a half dozen automatic rifles and a dozen pistols and toss 50k to a supplier.
Then I'd put the rifles in storage and have individuals I know turn that 50k into 500k within a month, possibly 6 weeks. I'd arm more trustworthy individuals and have them keep an eye on thangs. Every week or so I'd roll through and take a look myself, make sure shit stays on.
Hopefully I wouldn't have to bring the rifles out of storage for that duration.
After the 6 weeks I'd move to a Caribbean island and buy property in a few lower-middle - middle class neighborhoods.
Get me a little trimaran, a couple dozen dogs and be delivered HQ cannabis by the pound.
I'd spend the rest of my life fishing on my boat (something I'd be learning from the ground up, so plenty of work to be done/time that could be invested), raising, training and exhibiting my dogs (mostly weight pulling contests) and smoking blunts.
Oh and eating the most organic and straight from the source fruits and vegetables (mostly fruits) one could possibly acquire.
And I'd be eating Island pussy, regular. That's for damn sure.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: Humility]
#14438319 - 05/12/11 01:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I would pay off my student loans, buy a car, move into an apartment, give some to charities, and travel. Rest goes in the bank.
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Re: How would you invest $100,000? [Re: rational]
#14439402 - 05/12/11 10:07 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Alright, to be honest I'd invest it in a foreign currency. Which one? Can't say.
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