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Jesus was such an awesome dude that...
    #14429053 - 05/10/11 09:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

it took people some 80 to 100 years to write down his life and achievements. I guess those that were actual witnesses weren't impressed enough to take some notes.

Sort of like how Roswell was such a historically important moment that is was ignored for 40+ years until a minor author with previous experience in hyping up nothing (The Bermuda Triangle) dug through the past and found a cool newspaper clipping.


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Re: Jesus was such an awesome dude that... [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14429084 - 05/10/11 10:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If Jesus existed today, I bet he'd be all over youtube. How's that for documentation?


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Re: Jesus was such an awesome dude that... [Re: The Phleg]
    #14429096 - 05/10/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

There are already many 'prophets'(profits?)/messiahs on U-Tube with tens of thousands of gullible sheep lapping up their every word.

We have a few of those sheep right here.

:sheepie:


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Re: Jesus was such an awesome dude that... [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #14429300 - 05/10/11 11:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was in Phoenix last friday and I saw something along the lines of


and then :ilold:


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Re: Jesus was such an awesome dude that... [Re: Greenvalley]
    #14429763 - 05/10/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Greenvalley said:
I was in Phoenix last friday and I saw something along the lines of


and then :ilold:




They have those here in California too, right next to San Francisco. Seriously.

I've listened to those stations too, they're a joke that people out there apparently take seriously. :feelsbadman:


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Re: Jesus was such an awesome dude that... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14429809 - 05/10/11 01:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Cant you just see that Armmageddon is just 11 days away...its just so obvious :Trollface:


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Re: Jesus was such an awesome dude that... [Re: Greenvalley]
    #14430172 - 05/10/11 02:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah dude, it's in the Bible. The date of May 21, 2011 is clearly stated in the New Testament. Read it.
:trolldance:


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Re: Jesus was such an awesome dude that... [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14430312 - 05/10/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

the seven seals is a reference to caffinated soda, because the devil invented it, thats why mormons dont drink coke.


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Re: Jesus was such an awesome dude that... [Re: Greenvalley]
    #14430363 - 05/10/11 03:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Im gonna be fuckin maaad if judgment day is on the 21st,
i got a bunch of shit im supposed to do on 22nd


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Re: Jesus was such an awesome dude that... [Re: drok]
    #14430652 - 05/10/11 04:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

it was all in gods plan, or was it the devils plan, i can never remember these things.


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