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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: Superide]
    #14429345 - 05/10/11 11:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You think Craigslist hookups are within the intent of the thread?

Because I've had several.


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: Pscientist]
    #14429421 - 05/10/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

When I was younger I was working for a moving co.and was doing a regular move.Being the new guy I was packing boxes upstairs in one of the bedrooms when all of the sudden the customers daughter walked in and said I was cute.I said thanks your not too bad yourself then she strait up attacked me with lots of tongue action!Afraid of getting caught and fired I told her to stop and that I can't do this.She then opened her closet door pushed me in and shut it,pulled my pants down and gave me the best blow job I ever had!I didn't even know her name...what a slut!


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: s240779]
    #14429460 - 05/10/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

spontaneity is the ideal when it comes to NSA sex. 

I seized an opportunity with a full fledged lesbian about a year ago.  It came very easily and I wasn't expecting it in a million years.  She told me I was her first guy in 20 years.  It made me feel like a caveman.
:datass:


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: s240779]
    #14429471 - 05/10/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hard to quantify, as I'm rarely ever the initiator of sex anyway.  I suppose it'd have to be the first time I got laid.  This chick at a party came up to me and said hi.  Turned out we lived in the same dorm.  We talked all night, and then walked back to the dorm together, chilled in my room for a bit, and...well, you can probably guess the rest.  I suppose that's not as simple as a girl coming up to me and saying "Wanna fuck?"(which actually happened to me once, but I turned her down), but it was still pretty effortless on my part.

If we're counting things that didn't go all the way, I suppose there are some easier ones, like the girl who gave me a big kiss when all I said was happy birthday.  Then there are the countless drunken hookups, many of which I ended up regretting.


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: Silversoul]
    #14429518 - 05/10/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

After talking to a cute latino at a party for a bit, she asked if I would spend the night with her, after I said ok she was like "you will??? Yay!" She said she liked me cuz I'm a "cute-ass white boy" haha.


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: shadowplay]
    #14429537 - 05/10/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

in a truth or dare game someone dared this chick to give me a handjob, but i felt uncomfortable having that go down infront of my friends so i told her she wouldn't have to do it.

was hanging out at her house later that night and brought it up but i told her she still had a dare she had to do, and she did it. but i made sure it was a bj instead cause handies are boring. and i came in her mouth. highschool was good times :awesomenod:


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: blazenn]
    #14429590 - 05/10/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was chilling at a party smoking a bong with some friends. A stupidly hot girl and I started talking, and all of my friends just got up and left, leaving us alone in the room. We were all over each other maybe 2 seconds after the door closed. :shrug:

Sometimes thangs just work out.


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: danlennon3]
    #14429612 - 05/10/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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danlennon3 said:
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Pscientist said:
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Kada said:

It was awesome but one of them got knocked up and I pay child support to this day. :tongue:





:ilold:




Do you still talk to the babies mamma? Is she still a freak;)



No and No.

I pay support and she doesn't give a shit about me other than that. She didn't even let me know I had a kid until my daughter was almost 4. My daughter was raised that girls husband and makes it a point to train the kid to hate me. I live way to far to have formed any kind of relationship at all with her. I call, but you can tell she doesn't really care. She will be 12 this year.

Nice people.


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.



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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: CarnivalBarker]
    #14429617 - 05/10/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ehh probably doesn't really count but with my girlfriend i can just be like "Hey lets fuck" at any point in the day and she always says yes, it's kinda nice :lol:


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: s240779]
    #14429633 - 05/10/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

This is a great thread!


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14429653 - 05/10/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

chilling at friends place.
her mom is over giving us food and alcohol.
she and her mom are going to see chelsea handler.
her moms friend arrives and gets drunk with us.
she is a 34 year old professional woman....bit of a drinking problem.
she says i look like john edwards.
drive bitches to show.
when they get out start getting calls from said 34 year old.
she's all like you are so handsome, come pick us up and hang out with us.
sucks my dick in my friends room.
goes back to my place.
14 year age difference.

i look nothing like john edwards. she was just a whore


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: s240779]
    #14429666 - 05/10/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It was my sophomore year of college and I was shitfaced drunk at a house party lying on the ground in the process of passing out, when all of the sudden this chick I had talked to earlier in the night starts massaging my back.

That got me to wake up, so we moved downstairs to a couch and started making out. From there, the clothes went off and I fucked her. I was actually a virgin before that.
:doggystyle:  :female:


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: Doc_T]
    #14429731 - 05/10/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Doc_T said:
I was just rubbing her feet.





I was screwing this chick, really hot blond, she came on to me in front of
her boyfriend and he was all giggly about it, I always cracked jokes about
screwing his sister any time he'd make some dumb statement, he cut me off
one day and said if I mentioned his sister he'd beat my ass so I tossed
out his girlfriends name instead... she was there, it happened that night
and for weeks afterward

the blond had another friend, a redhead, she was dating another friend, he
got locked up one night and of course the two talked about stuff, athe
boyfriend was arrested, 20 minutes later she's at my house, asks if I want
to watch a movie while we wait for his call about bond and I said sure,
she pops in a porn... I was like, LOL... about 30 minutes in her mom calls
and she fucking answers


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14429776 - 05/10/11 01:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:When it's the girl playing porn you know it's on! :drysmash:


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: Blue-FunGuy]
    #14429818 - 05/10/11 01:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

nothing too interesting for me, but i do have some sexytime FAIL stories...

my friend and i were chilling in this nature reserve with a couple chicks and another dude, after we talk for a little bit the chicks announce that they're 16 (this was when i was 18), after awhile my friend goes to sleep and me and the 2 chicks climb under my sleeping bag, with no room left for the other dude haha, so instead of being a pimp and walking the dude back to his car i let one of the girls walk him back to his car, even though she wanted to stay obviously. so me and this chick are making out and fondling each other, and i try to stick my hand down her pants and she says no (FUCK!), later i found out that this chick had a boyfriend and was a virgin, oh well, shoulda pressed harder right? anyway morning comes and i'm still playing with her tits when my friend wakes up. well, not too long after that the chick's DAD and her like 13 year old sister show up and totally catch me fondling their daughter/sister. i look at him like "yeah, i just touched your daughter's breasts", her dad asks me and my friend's name and leaves with his daughters.

easiest lays? probably just drunk girls jumping on me.

also had this one HOTTTT chick write in my notebook some poetic shit about taking a bubble bath with me.


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Re: Easiest sexual play you've ever gotten? [Re: Blue-FunGuy]
    #14429835 - 05/10/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Strangely (no pun) the easiest time was my 1st.

Some AOL chick from 1998...Got some IM's, 20 minutes later I stole my dads truck and hit the interstate 15 minutes north and hit that shit for like 2 minutes, biatch...lol


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