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OfflineShroomScape
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Yacub]
    #14427118 - 05/09/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Yacub said:
Be sure to wash your hands before taking a leak to, there's nothing like pissing after chopping some chili peppers. :firecum:



Hahaha! I've actually done that before--unfortunately. More surprisingly, I'm surprised there was an appropriate gremlin for that.

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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14427646 - 05/10/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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DosileFlynn said:
i have the solution for you shroomtastic:






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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #14427702 - 05/10/11 12:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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13.step said:
LOL@anteater...:rofl:



lol fixed!  im glad i get pussy! :pimp2:  when ya run out of lotion just spit on it :lol:

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: The Boat]
    #14427706 - 05/10/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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The Boat said:
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Vsnares.Zappa said:
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Shrooomtastic said:
you could get an infection.  I found out the hard way this week :sad:



You Fapped too much !!!!








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i didnt need to see that.





Poor guy.  As much as I despise the male population, and believe true happiness can only come through the company of a girl.  I'd hate to clean that shit up...

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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: wow]
    #14427726 - 05/10/11 12:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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wow said:
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13.step said:
LOL@anteater...:rofl:



lol fixed!  im glad i get pussy! :pimp2:  when ya run out of lotion just spit on it :lol:





or you learn how to get your girlfriend wet. :bigyesnod:


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14427750 - 05/10/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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DosileFlynn said:
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wow said:
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13.step said:
LOL@anteater...:rofl:



lol fixed!  im glad i get pussy! :pimp2:  when ya run out of lotion just spit on it :lol:





or you learn how to get your girlfriend wet. :bigyesnod:



i spit on that sometimes too :lol:  na but this new girl im seein is a freak!  she aint my girlfriend tho!! :nono:  its funny i can get myself off fapping faster than a girl can when we fuck :shrug:  idk whats up?  you guys like that?

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14427881 - 05/10/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I've been there before OP when I was 18 I fapped too much, then I got this thing that was like a giant pimple on my foreskin, about as big as a thumbnail. 
I popped it and puss came out.  :borat:

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: cryptic_pickle]
    #14427897 - 05/10/11 01:35 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Though shall not plant his seed in a sock then put it at the bottom a hamper like its been there a while.


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14427923 - 05/10/11 01:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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DosileFlynn said:
jesus. you created your own std. i dont know whether you should be proud or ashamed.

:whatwhat:




He can call it Shroomitis


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: cryptic_pickle]
    #14428008 - 05/10/11 02:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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cryptic_pickle said:
I've been there before OP when I was 18 I fapped too much, then I got this thing that was like a giant pimple on my foreskin, about as big as a thumbnail. 
I popped it and puss came out.  :borat:




Man, I'm afraid to pop it, It hurts like hell :sad:  I'm considering poking it with a needle, but then I stop and think, wait thats my dick!

FUCK THAT!

Did it leave a scar or anything cryptic pickle?


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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
    #14428022 - 05/10/11 02:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

if its just a cyst, or a pimple like thing that is below the skin, you just have to pierce it with something and squeeze all the crap out of it. its a filthy job but it has to be done.

jeez i can't believe i'm giving advice so someone with a giant boil on their cock man . wtf shroomery. :feels weird man:


just squeeze the cyst with one hand and either poke it with a needle or a knife gently. keep poking with more pressure untill it breaks the skin or it pops. dont go crazy with it though, be gentle.

i had a small cyst on my leg once, and i just squeezed it and kind of twirled the point of a knife into it, kind of like how people start fire with sticks, and it was enough to pierce the cyst, and i just squeezed all the crap out and collected/cleaned it with a tissue.


it's going to be pretty damn disgusting though dude..


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14428080 - 05/10/11 02:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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DosileFlynn said:
if its just a cyst, or a pimple like thing that is below the skin, you just have to pierce it with something and squeeze all the crap out of it. its a filthy job but it has to be done.

jeez i can't believe i'm giving advice so someone with a giant boil on their cock man . wtf shroomery. :feels weird man:


just squeeze the cyst with one hand and either poke it with a needle or a knife gently. keep poking with more pressure untill it breaks the skin or it pops. dont go crazy with it though, be gentle.

i had a small cyst on my leg once, and i just squeezed it and kind of twirled the point of a knife into it, kind of like how people start fire with sticks, and it was enough to pierce the cyst, and i just squeezed all the crap out and collected/cleaned it with a tissue.


it's going to be pretty damn disgusting though dude..




Yeah, I've had one before on my wrist and popped it with a needle.  But this is my dick!  Its a thousand times more sensitive.  Plus its like directly on, or under, the urethra, I can't really tell.  I'm afraid if I pop it I'll have 2 streams, one in the toilet and one on the floor  :goat:

I think I'll just give it a few days, talk to it, see if it'll go away.  Anything but the needle :eek:


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya] * 1
    #14428091 - 05/10/11 02:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

rub it with sandpaper.

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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Kada]
    #14428149 - 05/10/11 03:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Kada said:
I wash my hands about 60 times a day I counted. I'm a freak, but a clean one.




lol seriously? you germaphobe



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14428296 - 05/10/11 05:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

bahahaha!  :rofl2:

I thought you said it was on the foreskin?  If its on the foreskin then it shud be fine.  I doubt you could pierce your urethra unless you drove the
needle into the center of your cock.

I just squeezed mine really hard and the skin eventually broke, spose you could use a needle to help it along.  It'll probably clear up quicker if you
drain it.  Dunno lookup what to do about a cyst.

Mine didn't leave a scar - but chicks dig scars  :wink:

"Ohh that yeah I slapped a crocodile in the face with my cock, thats nothing."

Good luck :penis::thumbup:


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
    #14428464 - 05/10/11 06:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Shrooomtastic
But this is my dick!  Its a thousand times more sensitive.




Harden up princess - be a man :thumbup:!


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
    #14428667 - 05/10/11 07:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah problem with these things is that they keep building up pressure until it's eventually really painful.... then when you find your balls and pop it, the pain will just disappear like magic.... there is heaps more thick yellowish puss in there then you may think, and you'll have to try to get as much out as possible cos if it's cyst, it'll be septic (poison) and you don't want that in your blood stream or get gangrene and if you go to the hospital, they'll jab it with a needle to freeze it, then lance the fucker off with a scalpel... I had one on my ass/hip, I left it alone and just put cream on it, after a few days, it looked like I was a true blue Tasmanian :/

http://youtu.be/1hhoRTrgLFI


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Trippa]
    #14428670 - 05/10/11 07:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

oh, and you can use a Sham WoW to clean it up :smile:


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Trippa]
    #14428779 - 05/10/11 08:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

LOL that shit was nasty but awesome at the same time


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14428952 - 05/10/11 09:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it's truely amazing how many video's there are on youtube for giant zits/pi,ples etc etc... and to think I went and had some Brea, chedar and some gooie smelly french chease and crackers after while I watched episode 20 of the Event haha, nightmares now


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