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GuruBushHippie
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: AmazonianGuru]
#17139237 - 10/31/12 08:54 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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UniversalShaman said: The past 6 weeks it's been a consistant thing for me to wake up, and have a couple three MGD's or Smirnoff Ice's on the way to work, and then come home and have 4-5 more of the same drinks.
Fuck, even yesterday I slammed about 10 during the entire work day.
I was loading gravel trucks with a loader in a gravel pit, so I had quite a bit of time in between loading to drink...
I'm currently the head dishwasher "the dishmaster" at a restaurant. Kid you not that's what they call me I'm always fucked up off something in there  EDIT: I got so drunk in there one night that I evidently fell on my ass over ten times, ne of those times I wiped the leg off a sink that's according to the cooks anyway, but they're usually wasted too so who knows what happens in there half the time
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: GuruBushHippie]
#17139251 - 10/31/12 08:56 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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I drnk had a handle..
Ro drown my sorrows.
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: GuruBushHippie]
#17139252 - 10/31/12 08:56 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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look at the life you're living man, don't get giddy over the insides. Make sure googling "dishwasher" is going through you at the point of self satisfaction. Dishwash google.
r dishwashter?
move on soon that's a mexi job
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: the human abstract]
#17150386 - 11/02/12 08:42 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck dishwashing, it's not something to be proud of to move up to the top. Gin and beer and a steady cash flow and I'm happy.
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
#17180199 - 11/07/12 04:35 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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 I'm drankin
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GuruBushHippie
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: lilhippiegirl]
#17180229 - 11/07/12 04:40 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Me too, killed a little over a pint of Wild Turkey 101, got another pint to go Chillin by the fire with my crowd.
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: GuruBushHippie]
#17181237 - 11/07/12 07:22 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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underfliptown
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: unknown1123]
#17181863 - 11/07/12 09:15 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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sippin on gin and juice.
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timelapses
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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: underfliptown]
#17184090 - 11/08/12 10:25 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Strange how this thread weaves and wanes then picks up again. After a fifth of 91 proof gin Tanguary couldn't finish it but came close, if I even spelled that right, earlier in the week and it had me on me knees. Sticking to beers for awhile.
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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: Deity208]
#17187114 - 11/08/12 09:03 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Deity208 said: Apparently I locked myself in the bathroom last night before throwing up into my shower and passing out on the floor. My girlfriend left and went home.
Blacking out 
You just don't do it right.
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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: timelapses]
#17187271 - 11/08/12 09:26 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: tdubz]
#17187452 - 11/08/12 09:57 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's all part of being a drunkard. Just got to know when you hit that blackout point it's ok to go through the experience. Girlfriends be damned, you'll recover.
I just went through one and a bloody mary with the salt and tomato-v8 juice, then food when my stomach could handle it and I recovered in the early afternoon and felt great.
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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: timelapses]
#17192454 - 11/09/12 07:33 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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couple shots
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Fuck No
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NEW DRINK OF CHOICE
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STAL 80 Proof
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: Dorian Gray]
#17192513 - 11/09/12 07:44 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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that picture is... like whoa!
5 litre? it looks like motor oil.
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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#17192531 - 11/09/12 07:46 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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"Premium Quality"
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underfliptown
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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: Dorian Gray]
#17192546 - 11/09/12 07:49 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well fuck what more can you ask for with premium quality?
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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: Dorian Gray]
#17193105 - 11/09/12 09:43 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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shit no i can get way better liquor for a few bucks more (maybe not as much though)
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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: tdubz]
#17193139 - 11/09/12 09:48 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's about 3 cent a shot
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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: Dorian Gray]
#17193886 - 11/10/12 01:40 AM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Pretty sloshed,apparently sloshed enough to tell a chick that I have kind of liked for a while that she is cute even though she has a BF.YAY me?
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Re: Then new durnkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates". [Re: ssblind]
#17213724 - 11/13/12 04:46 PM (11 years, 2 months ago) |
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Might as well, ask her if she is into open relationships.
Anyone drink the 5 liter boxes of wine? Bought a 1/5 of vodka and a box that size. Like a mini-keg in the fridge.
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