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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: bryguy27007]
    #16055230 - 04/07/12 12:09 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Just starting to feel the buzzzz.... :mel: Bourbon all day every day! 101 proof!


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: Abuse]
    #16055662 - 04/07/12 02:59 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

sorry, i've had to cut back on my alcohol consumption due to finances and just being generally busy with things. seems like every night i have plans to drink lately my sister decides to surprise me by dropping her kid off for me to babysit.


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #16055693 - 04/07/12 03:27 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

time to trade in your sister


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: rackem]
    #16056554 - 04/07/12 11:27 AM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Oog, I just woke up from a night filled with red wine...

RED WINE...!!!! :wtfsonic:

I'ma make some eggs now...


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #16056684 - 04/07/12 12:03 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

If there's one thing that makes hangovers worth it, it's the excuse to cook up a full diner-style breakfast for yourself on no special occasion... :homerdrool:


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #16059143 - 04/07/12 10:08 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Drinking 40's of high life tonight  :doublefacepalm:  you know it's rotgut if i don't approve. But, in the words of Samuel L. Jackson (aka Dave Chapelle) "It'll getcha drunk!"


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #16059150 - 04/07/12 10:09 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

aw damn I woulda went with da joose over the 40s!!


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: tdubz]
    #16059156 - 04/07/12 10:11 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

I got a half pint of Bacardi Select earlier.  Not the best rum in the world but I'm chillin at my sister's place tonight and I had a feeling I'd be up quite a bit later than them.

40's of high life doesn't sound so bad.. there's a lot worse things out there man.


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: tdubz]
    #16059163 - 04/07/12 10:12 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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aw damn I woulda went with da joose over the 40s!!



Joose? hahahaha! That's a good one.


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #16059169 - 04/07/12 10:13 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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sorry, i've had to cut back on my alcohol consumption due to finances and just being generally busy with things. seems like every night i have plans to drink lately my sister decides to surprise me by dropping her kid off for me to babysit.





black velvet.  I would have posted a 'bitch' in that last sentence, but I would get banned again.


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: GuruBushHippie]
    #16059185 - 04/07/12 10:18 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Luckily i got some good red wine and some stellas tonight...:cheers:


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: tdubz]
    #16059192 - 04/07/12 10:19 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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Luckily i got some good red wine and some stellas tonight...:cheers:



DAMN! Look at ya steppin up your game :toast:


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: tdubz]
    #16059310 - 04/07/12 11:00 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

went out last night but made sure i drank about 1/4 of my Beam beforehand, bad idea. i get to town and i'm already stumbling and can barely form a coherent sentence with my friend, and this is before I begin drinking at the bars. we go inside the first one and order a 'fish bowl' which is basically a big glass bowl filled with vodka, tropical fruit juice and lots of ice. we take it to our table and this girl's waiting there which my friend knew about but i didn't. i wouldn't have minded so much if i wasn't in such a state but now i'm looking like an idiot in front of 2 people. i hear my friend tell her about how fucked i already was and that i'd drank way too much whiskey beforehand. great...

so we both polished off the fish bowl and left. i had a cigarette with him outside (dont even smoke). and the three of us walked to the next place. after many beers and getting progressively worse i left them as i started to feel nauseous. i didn't even say goodbye face to face, just slipped out and sent my friend a text saying i was off. rude but i couldn't deal with the drama that usually ensues with parting ways and besides i was about to be sick so i wanted out. just before i left i do remember having this really interesting conversation with the girl we were with though (i actually can't remember her name, how bad is that?) she was telling us all these funny stories of customers she deals with in this sex shop she works in, one that stuck out was this indian lady who went into the changing room with anew dildo, proceeded to take it out of the packet and fuck herself with it! she'd been in there a while so staff asked her if she was ok and needed any help (lol) in which she replied no, i'm fine...anyway they ended up finding this used dildo with all this shit all over it :gross:

so i get home and enter one of the worst hangovers of my life, puking into the night and into the next day right up until 7pm, literally. ended up dry heaving when nothing would come up. i believe i was stupi to mix so many drinks especially in the amounts i did an i don't think i'll have as much before leaving home ever again, it just isn't worth it because in doing so i sacrificed what would've been a good night. those guys did well to tolerate me like they did.


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: Jim]
    #16059391 - 04/07/12 11:20 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

my cunty sister.


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: Abuse]
    #16059400 - 04/07/12 11:24 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Well u have some good friends if they tolerated you through your drunkenness that's for sure!! Everyone gets a little too messed up sometimes.


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Re: Then new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates [Re: tdubz]
    #16059418 - 04/07/12 11:32 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

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Well u have some good friends if they tolerated you through your drunkenness that's for sure!! Everyone gets a little too messed up sometimes.




yep, i just wish i never went out but couldn't let him down. they would've had more fun partying with all plank of wood, forrealz.


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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
    #16061231 - 04/08/12 02:29 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Sober for almost three horrifying weeks now.  My tolerance has to be so low and it's time for a bender.  I welcome all to join me.


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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
    #16061244 - 04/08/12 02:31 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

today is a good day to start one.


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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: rackem]
    #16061313 - 04/08/12 02:45 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Tomorrow for me.  God, my grammar is so horrible reading my posts because of my drinking habits. I just type fast and don't care, just as long as the meaning of the word gets through.

TOMORROW AT NOON, 


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Re: The new drunkard thread (only for the hard drinkers please, no moderates) [Re: timelapses]
    #16061324 - 04/08/12 02:47 PM (11 years, 9 months ago)

Red wine, beer and a white tea OD.  :satansmoking:


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