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Vsnares.Zappa
bend over


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
#14422874 - 05/09/11 01:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anthony917 said: yea what the FUCK IS THAT?!
jesus christ at least spoiler it
it's even funnier
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learningtofly
Ancient Aliens



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#14423004 - 05/09/11 02:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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you guys are so dirty, I wash my hands at least a dozen times a day
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Anthony917
why dont we do it in the road



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: learningtofly]
#14423008 - 05/09/11 02:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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learningtofly said: you guys are so dirty, I wash my hands at least a dozen times a day
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What is life? I'm tired of life...
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learningtofly
Ancient Aliens



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
#14423031 - 05/09/11 02:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'll take that as a compliment
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BlimeyGrimey
Collector of Spores




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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: learningtofly] 1
#14423089 - 05/09/11 03:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anthony917
why dont we do it in the road



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: BlimeyGrimey]
#14423092 - 05/09/11 03:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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im pissed i had to watch an ad before the fucking video started though
-------------------- Prisoner#1 said: I got my ass kicked by a 9yo when I was 17 Trippin? Click Me
What is life? I'm tired of life...
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ToMP
Awesome Wanker


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
#14423477 - 05/09/11 07:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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These days I find it hard to masturbate, My hands get pricked...
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Kada
Asha'man


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: ToMP]
#14423495 - 05/09/11 07:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I wash my hands about 60 times a day I counted. I'm a freak, but a clean one.
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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TheSlapnCapn
Slappin' thangs.



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Kada]
#14423515 - 05/09/11 08:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i wash and wash and wash but they still smell like shame...
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mongo lloyd
Lone Free Ranger



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
#14423574 - 05/09/11 08:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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TheSlapnCapn said: i wash and wash and wash but they still smell like shamepoop...
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Dosile Kouki
derp


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14423582 - 05/09/11 08:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i just lost the game
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AntiEverything
im not a doctor



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14423586 - 05/09/11 08:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shrooomtastic said: Well I was masturbating to sweaty mexican strap on lesbians 3 nights in a row and overdid it I guess, now I have itchy slimy red areas on my shaft.
Did you really want details?
dude you are just jerkin it too much...
you doubtfully got an infection from just jerkin off
ive gotten rashes and soft areas on my shaft b4 from too much fappin
if its itchy, it's probably dry skin on your shaft that you are rubbing too much which leads to open wounds
throw some triple antibiotic on there, it shold be gone in the morning
in the future think of the possibility of lube b4 you masterbate
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ToMP
Awesome Wanker


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: AntiEverything]
#14423627 - 05/09/11 08:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Alienscience



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: ToMP]
#14426673 - 05/09/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I stick everyone of my fingers in my asshole before I beat off.
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eckhem

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Alienscience]
#14426868 - 05/09/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i love you guise
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Satyapriya



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: AntiEverything]
#14426959 - 05/09/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
AntiEverything said:
Quote:
Shrooomtastic said: Well I was masturbating to sweaty mexican strap on lesbians 3 nights in a row and overdid it I guess, now I have itchy slimy red areas on my shaft.
Did you really want details?
dude you are just jerkin it too much...
you doubtfully got an infection from just jerkin off
ive gotten rashes and soft areas on my shaft b4 from too much fappin
if its itchy, it's probably dry skin on your shaft that you are rubbing too much which leads to open wounds
throw some triple antibiotic on there, it shold be gone in the morning
in the future think of the possibility of lube b4 you masterbate
Then explain to me why there is now a lump the size of a small superball underneath my foreskin!
Fuck man, what a week.
I'm never masturbating again!
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Vsnares.Zappa
bend over


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14426976 - 05/09/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Shrooomtastic said:[/b I'm never masturbating again!
 yeah right...
Edited by Vsnares.Zappa (05/09/11 11:40 PM)
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The Boat
Stoner with a boner


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#14427083 - 05/09/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Vsnares.Zappa said:
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Shrooomtastic said: you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week 
You Fapped too much !!!!


i didnt need to see that.
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eckhem

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: The Boat]
#14427097 - 05/09/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Boat said:
Quote:
Vsnares.Zappa said:
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Shrooomtastic said: you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week 
You Fapped too much !!!!


i didnt need to see that.
well now you are a changed person! think of it as an experience with god
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Dosile Kouki
derp


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14427102 - 05/09/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i have the solution for you shroomtastic:
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