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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Registered: 05/04/11
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14422874 - 05/09/11 01:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anthony917 said:
yea what the FUCK IS THAT?!

jesus christ at least spoiler it




it's even funnier :borat:

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Offlinelearningtofly
Ancient Aliens
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #14423004 - 05/09/11 02:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you guys are so dirty, I wash my hands at least a dozen times a day


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OfflineAnthony917
why dont we do it in the road
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: learningtofly]
    #14423008 - 05/09/11 02:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
you guys are so dirty, I wash my hands at least a dozen times a day






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Prisoner#1 said: I got my ass kicked by a 9yo when I was 17
Trippin? Click Me




What is life? I'm tired of life...

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Offlinelearningtofly
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14423031 - 05/09/11 02:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'll take that as a compliment


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InvisibleBlimeyGrimey
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Posts: 3,790
Loc: Puget Sound
Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: learningtofly] * 1
    #14423089 - 05/09/11 03:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Masturbation Tips:



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OfflineAnthony917
why dont we do it in the road
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: BlimeyGrimey]
    #14423092 - 05/09/11 03:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:thumbup:

im pissed i had to watch an ad before the fucking video started though :crankynoweed:


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Prisoner#1 said: I got my ass kicked by a 9yo when I was 17
Trippin? Click Me




What is life? I'm tired of life...

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InvisibleToMP
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Registered: 04/29/10
Posts: 106
Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Anthony917]
    #14423477 - 05/09/11 07:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

These days I find it hard to masturbate,
My hands get pricked...


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OfflineKada
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: ToMP]
    #14423495 - 05/09/11 07:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I wash my hands about 60 times a day I counted. I'm a freak, but a clean one.


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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OfflineTheSlapnCapn
Slappin' thangs.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Kada]
    #14423515 - 05/09/11 08:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i wash and wash and wash but they still smell like shame...


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Offlinemongo lloyd
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
    #14423574 - 05/09/11 08:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

TheSlapnCapn said:
i wash and wash and wash but they still smell like shamepoop...




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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14423582 - 05/09/11 08:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i just lost the game



:murray:


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OfflineAntiEverything
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
    #14423586 - 05/09/11 08:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Shrooomtastic said:
Well I was masturbating to sweaty mexican strap on lesbians 3 nights in a row and overdid it I guess, now I have itchy slimy red areas on my shaft.

Did you really want details?



dude you are just jerkin it too much...

you doubtfully got an infection from just jerkin off

ive gotten rashes and soft areas on my shaft b4 from too much fappin

if its itchy, it's probably dry skin on your shaft that you are rubbing too much which leads to open wounds

throw some triple antibiotic on there, it shold be gone in the morning

in the future think of the possibility of lube b4 you masterbate


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the quiet
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InvisibleToMP
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: AntiEverything]
    #14423627 - 05/09/11 08:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)


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InvisibleAlienscience
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: ToMP]
    #14426673 - 05/09/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I stick everyone of my fingers in my asshole before I beat off.

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Invisibleeckhem

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Alienscience]
    #14426868 - 05/09/11 08:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i love you guise

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OfflineSatyapriya
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: AntiEverything]
    #14426959 - 05/09/11 09:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

AntiEverything said:
Quote:

Shrooomtastic said:
Well I was masturbating to sweaty mexican strap on lesbians 3 nights in a row and overdid it I guess, now I have itchy slimy red areas on my shaft.

Did you really want details?



dude you are just jerkin it too much...

you doubtfully got an infection from just jerkin off

ive gotten rashes and soft areas on my shaft b4 from too much fappin

if its itchy, it's probably dry skin on your shaft that you are rubbing too much which leads to open wounds

throw some triple antibiotic on there, it shold be gone in the morning

in the future think of the possibility of lube b4 you masterbate




Then explain to me why there is now a lump the size of a small superball underneath my foreskin!

Fuck man, what a week.

I'm never masturbating again!


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
bend over


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
    #14426976 - 05/09/11 09:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)


Quote:

Shrooomtastic said:[/b
I'm never masturbating again!





:laugh2:
yeah right...

Edited by Vsnares.Zappa (05/09/11 11:40 PM)

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OfflineThe Boat
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Registered: 02/20/10
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #14427083 - 05/09/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Vsnares.Zappa said:
Quote:

Shrooomtastic said:
you could get an infection.  I found out the hard way this week :sad:



You Fapped too much !!!!








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i didnt need to see that.


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Invisibleeckhem

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: The Boat]
    #14427097 - 05/09/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

The Boat said:
Quote:

Vsnares.Zappa said:
Quote:

Shrooomtastic said:
you could get an infection.  I found out the hard way this week :sad:



You Fapped too much !!!!








:ifyoucanawe:






















































































































i didnt need to see that.




well now you are a changed person! think of it as an experience with god

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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
    #14427102 - 05/09/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i have the solution for you shroomtastic:



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