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Offlinejohnnyjae
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Virgins
    #14422620 - 05/08/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Im 23 male and a virgin... Not by choice but due to lack of social skills such as small talk and initiating conversations with chicks nonetheless. Wondering how many people on this site are virgins and curious of your age range. Also wondering how to overcome this obstacle of losing my Vcard. As of late been thinking of going to a rave and finding the most fucked up chick there and doing the dirty deed.... But that would probably be rape..... LOL


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Re: Virgins [Re: johnnyjae]
    #14422712 - 05/09/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Im a virgin and 18 by choice, yes by choice, I have had many opprotunities but just never went for it. Im kind of half and half when it comes to socializing, kind of introvert, and kind of extrovert depending on the situation and mood. It is not that hard to talk to girls or anybody for that matter. You just gotta keep calm and relaxed, and just talk.


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Re: Virgins [Re: johnnyjae]
    #14422747 - 05/09/11 12:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

not polishing skills or initiating conversations is a choice...you made several choices throughout life to not do so,so now your social skills have suffered as far as girls go....go socialize...you don't have to(and I wouldn't advise it) hunt down the one retarded whore at the party.

everyone is different.some people tease,others only have shiny phones and cars...you have to figure out what gets your type of girl to come your way....or you can be like countless other people and settle for less just because she/he is willing without effort:lol:

don't creep on people.and don't cling.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Virgins [Re: Boheim]
    #14422977 - 05/09/11 02:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

the hardest part is making the first move, just remember "lesser men have done more."


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Re: Virgins [Re: johnnyjae] * 1
    #14423414 - 05/09/11 07:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Don't think so hard on it johnnyjae.  Go talk to girls and just ask them questions and keep asking them questions if there is about to be a lull in the conversation.  Like "what do you do for work?" "do you like it?  why not?  well what would you rather be doing?  you want to work with giant pandas?  wow me too!  they're so cute!  so have you always been into pandas?" 

Just keep going on like that and you'll be conversing and she'll relax enough to maybe start asking you some questions back at which point, you've got it, you'll make sexy times before you know it.  Remember, no matter how hot a chick is there is a guy somewhere who is tired of her shit.  Keep that in mind.


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Re: Virgins [Re: Bipolarbear]
    #14424270 - 05/09/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

The biggest obstacle you could have is giving virginity importance.
It makes you feel like you have to try and be different.

Go talk to girls for the fuck of it, just for talking for playing for teasing and kidding around. Don't expect sex, that way you don't get yourself disappointed.

Sex will come to you when you stop trying so hard to be something you are not. You need to be natural and yourself.

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Re: Virgins [Re: johnnyjae]
    #14425874 - 05/09/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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johnnyjae said:
Im 23 male and a virgin... Not by choice but due to lack of social skills such as small talk and initiating conversations with chicks nonetheless. Wondering how many people on this site are virgins and curious of your age range. Also wondering how to overcome this obstacle of losing my Vcard. As of late been thinking of going to a rave and finding the most fucked up chick there and doing the dirty deed.... But that would probably be rape..... LOL




i'm that exact age and still a virgin. hell i'll probably be 24 before i lose it but who knows

i wouldn't try to rush it necessarily unless that's what you want. i'd rather have my first time mean something


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Re: Virgins [Re: owls]
    #14438405 - 05/12/11 02:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

18 and a virgin. Feels bad man.


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Re: Virgins [Re: johnnyjae]
    #14438603 - 05/12/11 04:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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johnnyjae said:
Im 23 male and a virgin... Not by choice but due to lack of social skills such as small talk and initiating conversations with chicks nonetheless. Wondering how many people on this site are virgins and curious of your age range. Also wondering how to overcome this obstacle of losing my Vcard. As of late been thinking of going to a rave and finding the most fucked up chick there and doing the dirty deed.... But that would probably be rape..... LOL




Creepy weirdos at raves trying to bang fucked up chicks isn't funny at all.  I've been to enough raves to know your type and you really need a psychologist and a hooker. Don't fuck up the music scene. 
If you're not attractive enough to have been seduced by a lady at 23, pay for help and pay for lessons.


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Re: Virgins [Re: owls]
    #14439876 - 05/12/11 12:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I lost my virginity the first day I didnt try to get laid.

I said to myself in my head "Im NOT gonna try to fuck this girl" even though she was hot. Before I knew it I was up in her.


Years before that I had all kinds of girls who wanted to have sex with me but I was either too daft to see it or had too much performance anxiety and didnt want to admit that I was a virgin and didnt know how to do it.


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Re: Virgins [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14440286 - 05/12/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

18 and a virgin here (never even ahd a girlfriend, kisseda  girl, anything). Oh well, there's really no need to have sex for purposes other than procreation. The only reason humans have a desire for casual sex is because of our sex hormones, which evolved in order to make non-sentient animals have an urge to procreate. Humans know that sex is needed to procreate so we don't really need that extra "push" from sex hormones. I can just ignore it, and masturbate when ever I feel like it.

I wouldn't mind having sex, but I stopped being all depressed about how no girls ever talked to me when I was like 15... Also I have pretty bad social anxiety so trying to make things happen myself isn't really an option. Whatever.


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Re: Virgins [Re: eqt146]
    #14440632 - 05/12/11 03:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

eqt146 said:
there's really no need to have sex for purposes other than procreation.



Spoken like a real virgin, well done!


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Re: Virgins [Re: shLong]
    #14441580 - 05/12/11 06:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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shLong said:
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eqt146 said:
there's really no need to have sex for purposes other than procreation.



Spoken like a real virgin, well done!






^^ Sex.  Not for procreation.  Just for funsies.  There's really no need for flavour, art or colours either.  They are all just distractions.


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Re: Virgins [Re: johnnyjae]
    #14444779 - 05/13/11 10:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was a virgin up until I was 21 which was 3 years ago.

Im right with ya with the lack of social skills and self esteem.

I was picturing myself in The 40 Year Old Virgin Part 2.

HOWEVER.....Some bisexual chick PICKED ME UP at a strip club and we
proceeded to do the deed for the next 3 months with her girlfriend.....


.....till she got prego and I got the fuck up outta that scene.

NOT MINE BITCH!!!


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Re: Virgins [Re: MattyBong]
    #14444986 - 05/13/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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.....till she got prego and I got the fuck up outta that scene.

NOT MINE BITCH!!!



U sure?


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Re: Virgins [Re: shLong]
    #14445110 - 05/13/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

absolutly not, but she was 100% convinced that it was her ex's
cause she was still fucking around with him. and he was 100%
convinced too.

GOOD NUFF FOR ME!!! :laugh:


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Re: Virgins [Re: MattyBong]
    #14445152 - 05/13/11 11:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Good luck, pal...


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Re: Virgins [Re: shLong]
    #14445158 - 05/13/11 11:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Good luck, pal...




Since its been over 3 years, yeah I'd say my
lucks been good. THANKS!


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Re: Virgins [Re: MattyBong]
    #14445257 - 05/13/11 12:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Oh, well you shoulda said that to begin with :kingcrankey:




Nevermind, I re-read, you did :awehigh:


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Re: Virgins [Re: MattyBong]
    #14445404 - 05/13/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

MattyBong said:
Quote:

shLong said:
Good luck, pal...




Since its been over 3 years, yeah I'd say my
lucks been good. THANKS!



:sad:  unwanted kids make me sad


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Re: Virgins [Re: Lennyk]
    #14446106 - 05/13/11 03:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Nobody said they weren't unwanted. He just doesn't want them. :laugh2:


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Re: Virgins [Re: Joolz]
    #14446151 - 05/13/11 03:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Nobody said they weren't unwanted. He just doesn't want them. :laugh2:




Fuckin eh man! She wanted it, he wanted it, everybody happy!


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Re: Virgins [Re: MattyBong]
    #14449266 - 05/14/11 01:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

19, still a virgin, pisses me off, aint happenin anytime soon, no social skills, aint no brad pitt, yadda yadda motherfuckin yadda


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Re: Virgins [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14450525 - 05/14/11 10:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
19, still a virgin, pisses me off, aint happenin anytime soon, no social skills, aint no brad pitt, yadda yadda motherfuckin yadda




Just remember buddy, you can still get picked up too. :wink:


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Re: Virgins [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14457209 - 05/15/11 04:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
I lost my virginity the first day I didnt try to get laid.

I said to myself in my head "Im NOT gonna try to fuck this girl" even though she was hot. Before I knew it I was up in her.


Years before that I had all kinds of girls who wanted to have sex with me but I was either too daft to see it or had too much performance anxiety and didnt want to admit that I was a virgin and didnt know how to do it.




that makes sense. my deal is is that i never really try though. and to the exact oppositve of the occurences in your scenario, i've had many opportunities where i could've gotten laid. i guess on some level i'm just really not comfortable with myself. makes sense. sucks. maybe i'll lose it this summer who knows, after i make some self improvements :shrug:

:facepalm: fuck

why is it so hard for some people to really just let go and love themselves and everyone else for the way they are? at least i know what i'm working for


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Re: Virgins [Re: owls]
    #14465624 - 05/16/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

one of the most frustrating things for me is being pretty much the only virgin of all my friends

a bunch of em have been getting tons of pussy for years, and the couple good friends who were in the same boat as me last year have girlfriends now and can fuck any time they want

fuck this :sad:


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Re: Virgins [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14467748 - 05/17/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
one of the most frustrating things for me is being pretty much the only virgin of all my friends

a bunch of em have been getting tons of pussy for years, and the couple good friends who were in the same boat as me last year have girlfriends now and can fuck any time they want

fuck this :sad:





My friends with long term girlfriends... are not happy as they could be. They defiantly live out a certain lie and swallow the pain when it occurs. There are ups, there are downs. I won't hang myself by the balls like they are willing though. When I find myself meeting someone that sees the same reflection in the mirror of thought that I do, it will either be a happy day, or the day two people kill each other due to seeing perhaps what they didn't want to see.


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Re: Virgins [Re: Lennyk]
    #14469472 - 05/17/11 07:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



Yum yum... anyone still a virgin, but had their cock sucked?  Or sucked cock?  nom nom nom


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Re: Virgins [Re: johnnyjae]
    #14470000 - 05/17/11 08:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You all put sex so high up on a pedestal that you can't reach it. I've been having sex for 20 years. If you want to get laid, go out and get laid. It isn't some special thing that should be saved for a special girl/guy. It's a good time that two consenting adults engage in. Go find a consenting adult. Engage.


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Re: Virgins [Re: automan]
    #14470587 - 05/17/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I tried saving myself for someone special... I thought I found her and gave it up. We dated for 2 years and then hit a rough patch and she gave up and broke my fucking heart. If I had to go back, I would have given it up much sooner knowing I wasted so much time waiting for this "perfect" girl.
If you wanna lose your v-card, it's honestly not that difficult... Chicks love dick just as much as guys love vag. Guarantee you can find someone to put you out of your misery in a weekend or less, if you really try... but then again sometimes they just cum to you :wink:


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Re: Virgins [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14471614 - 05/18/11 03:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:


Yum yum... anyone still a virgin, but had their cock sucked?  Or sucked cock?  nom nom nom



That is awesome she knows how to properly suck a dick.  She has the tongue on the bottom of the cock so it's not teeth there.

It honestly doesn't suprise me a bunch of shroomerities were virgins into their early twnties.


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Re: Virgins [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14472817 - 05/18/11 11:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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It honestly doesn't suprise me a bunch of shroomerities were virgins into their early twnties.




Why is that?


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Re: Virgins [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14474552 - 05/18/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Quote:

It honestly doesn't suprise me a bunch of shroomerities were virgins into their early twnties.




Why is that?




cuz he's a loser and just wanted to make a snappy remark :wink:


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Re: Virgins [Re: automan]
    #14474710 - 05/18/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Go find a consenting adult. Engage.



Tek?


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Re: Virgins [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14474787 - 05/18/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Why is there a new virgin thread each week, its all because of the insecurity of not doing well or having a small dick. I was worried of both but a midly sexy whore decided to show me whats up, honestly best sex was when I was 16ish. I guess because back then you could fuck them and it be acceptable (loose wet sluts). I dont like to fuck a girl I cant date, keeps me safe and the crazy bitches away that cry when you leave them the next day. The longer you wait the more fucked up its gonna be when you do lose it and the girl knows what to do and your worried about not busting a nut, not hitting that shit all sideways and deep then the clit action and stuff.

Edit: I think its crazy all you acid dropping shroom gobbling mofos would have trouble being in social situations like that or having illogical insecurities, ive never heard of a girl stopping right after seeing a guys dick and be like oh this is too small, im out. Except one girl at my lunch table my junior year, she turned out to be a stripper and has a porn site XD.


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Re: Virgins [Re: thissongis] * 2
    #14475596 - 05/18/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

it has more to do with social anxiety and fear of rejection than performance / penis size insecurity


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Re: Virgins [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14476105 - 05/18/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Sack up and fuck a bitch


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Re: Virgins [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14477070 - 05/19/11 06:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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automan said:
Go find a consenting adult. Engage.



Tek?



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Re: Virgins [Re: owls] * 1
    #14477086 - 05/19/11 06:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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owls said:


i wouldn't try to rush it necessarily unless that's what you want. i'd rather have my first time mean something



You would definitely have a different opinion about sex if you weren't a virgin... unless your some kind of hard core religious person.  It's 2011 and people have meaningless sex all the time... and even the worst sex i ever had was still pretty damn fun! 

First off

That whole "saving myself for someone special" is just what churches have been pounding into peoples head for years to try and make them feel guilty for having sex... when in reality humans are horny creature and like to have sex, when taken the proper precautions there is nothing wrong with having sex...  All you are doing is just turning off the future chick you're about to have sex with by not knowing what the fuck to do when it comes!

Go out to a bar and pick up some random chick who is looking for dick.  I lost my virginity when i was 18 and it was with a drunk girl i knew, i was drunk too.  It wasn't some fairy tale special moment either... it was just short kinda embarrassing sex cause i was a virgin.  The next time i had sex after that i was sober and guess what... cinderalla didn't show up... it was still just sex except this time i lasted longer and was just starting to get my bearing straight with what to do.

Secondly if you're 23 and stilla a virgin, you are going to have to work hard to lose it to the type of girl you always thought it would be... because in reality it's most likely going to be a not so good looking chick.  Your best chances of having sex with the hottest chick while losing your virginity is to go to a bar and pick up a girl there.

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Quote:

eqt146 said:
there's really no need to have sex for purposes other than procreation.



Spoken like a real virgin, well done!



:lol: seriously!

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Anonymous said:
Quote:

It honestly doesn't suprise me a bunch of shroomerities were virgins into their early twnties.




Why is that?



Have you ever seen the thread in the pub where pubbers post pics of them selves???  'Nuff said.


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Re: Virgins [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14477176 - 05/19/11 06:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Alright, for any virgin out there that has social fear of girls, this is my opinion on what you should do..

You know how you read and research psychedelic drugs? Well do the same thing on picking up girls and enhancing your social skills. It sounds corny, but It works! I have never had a problem meeting girls, but I decided to study the art and it brought my game from a 5 to an 8, easy.. My friends would talk shit about these "stupid books I was reading" but they weren't laughing when I was fucking the girl they were drooling over the week prior.

They have books, forums etc.. The one thing that I learned most is YOU MUST PRACTICE!! you aint gonna be good the first time you try to hit on a girl. shit you wont be good the first 20 times you hit on a girl.. but after a while, you will get down a routine and something that seems to work out for you. Also, by engaging yourself in multiple conversations with faliure time after time, you will lose that social anxiety.. In the end, no one gives a shit.. You can make a total fool of yourself and that bitch will forget the conversation in seconds and so will you.. Just don't be worried. You don't have to be brad pitt to score a girl. it's all about confidence and not giving a shit whether or not this girl likes you... and you might say "I don't want to play games" well sorry, but it's all fuckin games when it comes to sex and women.


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Re: Virgins [Re: toader123]
    #14477191 - 05/19/11 07:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Alright, for any virgin out there that has social fear of girls, this is my opinion on what you should do..

You know how you read and research psychedelic drugs? Well do the same thing on picking up girls and enhancing your social skills. It sounds corny, but It works! I have never had a problem meeting girls, but I decided to study the art and it brought my game from a 5 to an 8, easy.. My friends would talk shit about these "stupid books I was reading" but they weren't laughing when I was fucking the girl they were drooling over the week prior.

They have books, forums etc.. The one thing that I learned most is YOU MUST PRACTICE!! you aint gonna be good the first time you try to hit on a girl. shit you wont be good the first 20 times you hit on a girl.. but after a while, you will get down a routine and something that seems to work out for you. Also, by engaging yourself in multiple conversations with faliure time after time, you will lose that social anxiety.. In the end, no one gives a shit.. You can make a total fool of yourself and that bitch will forget the conversation in seconds and so will you.. Just don't be worried. You don't have to be brad pitt to score a girl. it's all about confidence and not giving a shit whether or not this girl likes you... and you might say "I don't want to play games" well sorry, but it's all fuckin games when it comes to sex and women.



^^^THIS...

That chick isn't going to remember your failed attempt, but she'll sure as fuck remember your successful one (cuz she'll be in your bed)...

I remember being 15-16, just trolling (fishing term) for poon. It didnt work, listen the guy above me's advice


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Re: Virgins [Re: toader123]
    #14477593 - 05/19/11 09:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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not polishing skills or initiating conversations is a choice...you made several choices throughout life to not do so,so now your social skills have suffered as far as girls go....go socialize...you don't have to(and I wouldn't advise it) hunt down the one retarded whore at the party.

everyone is different.some people tease,others only have shiny phones and cars...you have to figure out what gets your type of girl to come your way....or you can be like countless other people and settle for less just because she/he is willing without effort:lol:

don't creep on people.and don't cling.




big big piece of advice right there. you get a number or email or whatever. don't overdo it, and if you don't get responses don't take it personally. they're playing games, timing their responses, sometimes just flat out playing hard to get.

it's a way of weeding out the creepers and clingers.


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toader123 said:
Alright, for any virgin out there that has social fear of girls, this is my opinion on what you should do..

You know how you read and research psychedelic drugs? Well do the same thing on picking up girls and enhancing your social skills. It sounds corny, but It works! I have never had a problem meeting girls, but I decided to study the art and it brought my game from a 5 to an 8, easy.. My friends would talk shit about these "stupid books I was reading" but they weren't laughing when I was fucking the girl they were drooling over the week prior.

They have books, forums etc.. The one thing that I learned most is YOU MUST PRACTICE!! you aint gonna be good the first time you try to hit on a girl. shit you wont be good the first 20 times you hit on a girl.. but after a while, you will get down a routine and something that seems to work out for you. Also, by engaging yourself in multiple conversations with faliure time after time, you will lose that social anxiety.. In the end, no one gives a shit.. You can make a total fool of yourself and that bitch will forget the conversation in seconds and so will you.. Just don't be worried. You don't have to be brad pitt to score a girl. it's all about confidence and not giving a shit whether or not this girl likes you... and you might say "I don't want to play games" well sorry, but it's all fuckin games when it comes to sex and women.




yes practice. not just picking up girls, but your social interactions in general.  if you're at a bar, talk to the dude next to you, yes i said dude. you need to get used to talking to random strangers. who knows, that dude might move eventually and you'll have a girl sitting there one time.

get a retail job for a couple of months or something where you're forced to talk to people, and you'll get a shitty paycheque too. i've picked up customers a few times working retail.....

i don't usually go to clubs or bars to pick up girls. i hit up baseball games and shit where i act like a jackass calling Kevin Youkilis a Big Gay Bear, and look around for a few smiling girls....also i at least know some of the girls there are into something i can talk to them about.

practice your social skills.... then move onto hitting on girls of who's butts you wish to pee inside.


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