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Fungal-one
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I_was_the_walrus said: When I was at a party...maybe 11th grade. The hottest fucking girl in the world was giving me "the eye" every time she walked by me. Later that night she was sitting next to me in a group of people...just talkin. Laughing. A friend was like "time to go"...so I got up to leave. She grabbed me and whispered into my ear "fuck me in the bathroom". It caught me out of left field. I didnt know what to do or say...I was shocked. I thought she was joking and kinda laughed. I said my goodbyes and left with my friends..

I totally shoulda fucked that chick.
And I used to like you. Pft, depart from me, for I never knew you!
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JesusGoneRogue


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damn i'm sorry walrus, but that was a huge fail. if a fine piece whispered fuck me in the bathroom, i gurantee you NOTHING would stop me from tappin that.
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Salomon
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I_was_the_walrus said: When I was at a party...maybe 11th grade. The hottest fucking girl in the world was giving me "the eye" every time she walked by me. Later that night she was sitting next to me in a group of people...just talkin. Laughing. A friend was like "time to go"...so I got up to leave. She grabbed me and whispered into my ear "fuck me in the bathroom". It caught me out of left field. I didnt know what to do or say...I was shocked. I thought she was joking and kinda laughed. I said my goodbyes and left with my friends..

I totally shoulda fucked that chick.

i live with no regrets in life.
but if i had to rip one outta my ass real quick, i'd say not beating the shit outta folks who have truely deserved it before, cause i wanted to keep a clean record,
TAKE THE SHOT! TAKE THE SHOT GODDAMNIT
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I_was_the_walrus
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Thanks brothers. It feels better talking about it now...
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JesusGoneRogue


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Ojom
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Allowing myself to fail Calculus I twice in college and thusly losing a full ride scholarship, such that when I did finally graduate from college I was (and still am) burdened by over $20,000 in student loans.
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Anthony917
why dont we do it in the road



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Re: YourBiggestRegret [Re: Ojom]
#14422023 - 05/08/11 09:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ojom said: Allowing myself to fail Calculus I twice in college and thusly losing a full ride scholarship, such that when I did finally graduate from college I was (and still am) burdened by over $20,000 in student loans.
owned.
I'm glad I don't have debt
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Kada
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JesusGoneRogue said: well we all got em. so spill it. whats the biggest thing that you wish you had or hadn't done?
Meeting that fucking bitch.
-------------------- ~The Cultivators Motherload~ "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein "There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama Live long and prosper.
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: YourBiggestRegret [Re: Kada]
#14422076 - 05/08/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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she musta really fucked you over huh?
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McTwist
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Re: YourBiggestRegret [Re: Kada]
#14422080 - 05/08/11 09:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Saying no when I should've said yes.
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chopstick
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Re: YourBiggestRegret [Re: McTwist]
#14422186 - 05/08/11 10:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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McTwist said: Saying no when I should've said yes.
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sunset_mission
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I_was_the_walrus said: When I was at a party...maybe 11th grade. The hottest fucking girl in the world was giving me "the eye" every time she walked by me. Later that night she was sitting next to me in a group of people...just talkin. Laughing. A friend was like "time to go"...so I got up to leave. She grabbed me and whispered into my ear "fuck me in the bathroom". It caught me out of left field. I didnt know what to do or say...I was shocked. I thought she was joking and kinda laughed. I said my goodbyes and left with my friends..

I totally shoulda fucked that chick.

  
Hm... I have no regrets really as every event has molded me into who I am; only thing I really regret recently is wasting precious DMT by improper smoking technique. 
P.S.:  
Edited by sunset_mission (05/08/11 10:16 PM)
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Anthony917
why dont we do it in the road



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I_was_the_walrus said: When I was at a party...maybe 11th grade. The hottest fucking girl in the world was giving me "the eye" every time she walked by me. Later that night she was sitting next to me in a group of people...just talkin. Laughing. A friend was like "time to go"...so I got up to leave. She grabbed me and whispered into my ear "fuck me in the bathroom". It caught me out of left field. I didnt know what to do or say...I was shocked. I thought she was joking and kinda laughed. I said my goodbyes and left with my friends..

I totally shoulda fucked that chick.
seriously this is your biggest regret in life? passing up a slutty pussy...? Honestly I think you made the right decision. Who knows what kind of chlamydia you could have today 
Besides...there are like 3 billion pussies on the planet...some of them old, some of them 
some of them are glorious...but the fact remains they are a dime a dozen
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ghotbijr
Wishes he was tripping


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I_was_the_walrus said: When I was at a party...maybe 11th grade. The hottest fucking girl in the world was giving me "the eye" every time she walked by me. Later that night she was sitting next to me in a group of people...just talkin. Laughing. A friend was like "time to go"...so I got up to leave. She grabbed me and whispered into my ear "fuck me in the bathroom". It caught me out of left field. I didnt know what to do or say...I was shocked. I thought she was joking and kinda laughed. I said my goodbyes and left with my friends..

I totally shoulda fucked that chick.
Damn that's a fuck up move...
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: YourBiggestRegret [Re: ghotbijr]
#14422356 - 05/08/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i think we've given walrus enough shit.
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Salomon
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now he's never gonna open up with the group anymore
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: YourBiggestRegret [Re: Salomon]
#14422388 - 05/08/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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he's been scarred for life. Twice. might as well call him Timid Timmy from here on out. poor feller.
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Remix
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Anthony917 said: enough JANEANE garofalo 
I'd bone her

Didn't she have breast reduction surgery? That's a bit of a turn-off. Apparently she previously had solid C's.
Then again, her obvious lack of confidence in her comedic ability which caused her to get such a procedure done is, at the same time, a bit of a turn on.
Either way, I'd probably still bone her, too... and totally revel in that dry, monotone moan of her's.
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dustyn77
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Re: YourBiggestRegret [Re: Remix]
#14422415 - 05/08/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Doing Aerosal. Brain damage from it was ridiculous
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: YourBiggestRegret [Re: Remix]
#14422424 - 05/08/11 10:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i'd do her
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