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Hyphilion
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Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other?
#14420663 - 05/08/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hypothetical: Your pet chameleon had some grow op going that you didn't know about. Suddenly the Man breaks down the door and agents swam your habitation. They find the grow op and take samples so they can later grow them in a lab to prove conclusively that your pet chameleon was growing an illegal substance.
My question is, if you had 30 seconds between hearing "Open up! Search Warrant!" and the door being busted down, what is the best way to use those 30 seconds to destroy your chameleon's grow op?
Take a stick, stir up the substrate, and throw a bottle of bleach or 90% alcohol into it?
I have seen that when alcohol comes into contact with mycelium, the myc degrades into a clear, gel-like consistency. Would it be possible to render a tissue/dna sample from this degraded myc, and grow it in a lab?
So, what do you think-- what is the best way to destroy a grow up within 30 seconds, so that it would be very difficult or impossible for LE to take a viable sample?
I'm looking for non-violent solutions here (no fire), such as a chemical (alcohol, bleach). What is best for destroying mycelium in a hurry?
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punkrocker292004
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: Hyphilion]
#14420675 - 05/08/11 05:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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toilet i had to do this once dont ask dont tell
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: Hyphilion]
#14420685 - 05/08/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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alcahol and bleach definately WON'T work. I seriously doubt anything would save ya, in this situation. Maybe pure hydrochloric acid but probably not even that.
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Wizzy
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: SomeGuy]
#14420736 - 05/08/11 05:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Set the house on fire ...if you're hardcore enough
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punkrocker292004
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: Wizzy]
#14420885 - 05/08/11 06:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wizzy said: Set the house on fire ...if you're hardcore enough
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sporesmores420
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: Wizzy]
#14420898 - 05/08/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol y just get mushroom cultivation when you can get arson as well. btw you get multiple felony's with the arson. its good shit. Y dont you just eat it man???
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: punkrocker292004]
#14420911 - 05/08/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Squat over the tub and take a big shit in it. When the police ask what it is just say its a litter box and you have a really big fuckin cat. Meow
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punkrocker292004
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: sporesmores420]
#14420919 - 05/08/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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hes probly already busted by now
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punkrocker292004
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: JonnyLongboard]
#14420928 - 05/08/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
JonnyLongboard said: Squat over the tub and take a big shit in it. When the police ask what it is just say its a litter box and you have a really big fuckin cat. Meow
genius
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: punkrocker292004]
#14420991 - 05/08/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tell them you cummed in aquariums as an artistic statement about male ejaculation and you forgot to throw it out after you photographed it and it started to mold and mushrooms grow out of it and you should be on the news because your jizz makes ppl trip comeon officer
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Hyphilion
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: JonnyLongboard]
#14421998 - 05/08/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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JonnyLongboard said: Squat over the tub and take a big shit in it. When the police ask what it is just say its a litter box and you have a really big fuckin cat. Meow
Holy shit man! This is actually a great idea!!! Lol!! I never thought about shitting onto my friend's chameleon's 50/50+ and making it look like a litter box! hahaha! seriously though, this is a great idea.
I have been wondering-- what should my friend's pet chameleon keep on hand and nearby his op. so that it can be destroyed with just a moments notice. Unfortunately, shits do not always come at the most opportune moments. However, the chameleon could collect some cat shit, store it in a bag, and keep it on hand for when he would need to plant the cat poo on the surface of the substrate to make it look like a litter box. this wouldn't work though if there is myc poking through or shrooms beginning to grow.
I suppose there are some industrial strength acids that are sold at hardware stores for unclogging drains though...
Edited by Hyphilion (05/08/11 09:43 PM)
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Hyphilion
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: Hyphilion]
#14422027 - 05/08/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hyphilion said:
Quote:
JonnyLongboard said: Squat over the tub and take a big shit in it. When the police ask what it is just say its a litter box and you have a really big fuckin cat. Meow
Holy shit man! This is actually a great idea!!! Lol!! I never thought about shitting onto my 50/50+ and making it look like a litter box! hahaha! seriously though, this is a great idea.
I have been wondering-- what should my friend's pet chameleon keep on hand and nearby his op. so that it can be destroyed with just a moments notice. Unfortunately, shits do not always come at the most opportune moments. However, the chameleon could collect some cat shit, store it in a bag, and keep it on hand for when he would need to plant the cat poo on the surface of the substrate to make it look like a litter box. this wouldn't work though if there is myc poking through or shrooms beginning to grow.
I suppose there are some industrial strength acids that are sold at hardware stores for unclogging drains though...
Also, when The Man comes knocking, and you only have 30 seconds... are you gonna be able to squeeze a shit out before they break down your door? I'd be scared shitless, literally. And I'd hate to be caught taking a shit in a box by a bunch of armed LE agents.
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Hyphilion
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: Hyphilion]
#14422037 - 05/08/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Certainly there are some very knowledgeable biologists/mycologists/chemists out there. Come on guys, what would destroy mycelium in a hurry so that it can't be sequestered for growing a specimen in a lab?
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thelivingfreekshow
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: JonnyLongboard]
#14422041 - 05/08/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
JonnyLongboard said: Squat over the tub and take a big shit in it. When the police ask what it is just say its a litter box and you have a really big fuckin cat. Meow

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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
#14422079 - 05/08/11 09:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah seriously......Keep a couple 5 gallon pales of dog/human shit near your chambers......Then when they come in, dump all the shit in the tubs and throw the light across the room.....Can't imagine that they would think twice about going through it....They'de probably think your a sick mentally challenged weirdo
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: i GrOw StUFF]
#14423226 - 05/09/11 06:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Get rid of the chameleon and get a dog. My dog has smuggled blow in from South America once or twice, but would never consider growing shrooms behind my back.
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: Trippy_Smurf]
#14423453 - 05/09/11 07:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Just be stealthy and you shouldn't have to worry about it. If they make it to your house with a search warrant then you're just going to have to face your shit. They already caught you, they're just there for evidence and you at that point. Other than burning down your house or using some nasty chemicals basically hooked into some sort of a sprinkler system in your grow room there's no way you're going to be able to destroy everything. Don't hang out with snitches and definitely don't tell anyone what your "chameleon" is up to! If your place is feeling fuzzy then move the fuck out. I'd rather break a lease then face the man!!
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: shroomybgood] 1
#14423498 - 05/09/11 07:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mycelium is extremely hard to fully kill with chemicals. One it's fully colonized a substrate, any chemical you subject it to will likely just kill the outside layers before the man has time to get inside and save the rest of it. By then you'd be charged for manufacture and tampering with evidence.
If they've got a warrant, there's a good chance they aren't going to wait very long after knocking before they drop your door down. They'll also try to catch you at 3-4AM.
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Dave Bowman
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: Sillicybin]
#14423511 - 05/09/11 07:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Concentrated 71% Nitric Acid Concentrated 98% Sulfuric Acid
are the only 2 substances that come to mind that could be powerful enough to eat through the mycelial system in seconds.
Sulfuric and Nitric acids can eat through metals.
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Re: Best way to destroy mycelium in a hurry-- Bleach, Alcohol, other? [Re: Dave Bowman]
#14423609 - 05/09/11 08:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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grow in a fireplace
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