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Fungal-one
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Sometimes I loathe my testes 2
#14419432 - 05/08/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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As the weather gets warmer the girls clothes get tighter and smaller. I can hardly go in public now without gritting my teeth and mumbling OMG YOU SEXY MUTHERFUCKER and just want to make tea with their panties right then and there.
Ugh, nuts suck.
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Fungal-one] 1
#14419443 - 05/08/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You're a cross dresser?
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Lennyk
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Fungal-one]
#14419461 - 05/08/11 12:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: As the weather gets warmer the girls clothes get tighter and smaller. I can hardly go in public now without gritting my teeth and mumbling OMG YOU SEXY MUTHERFUCKER and just want to make tea with their panties right then and there.
Ugh, nuts suck.
I do not follow why nuts sucks... unless the dangerous dangling of our only importance in terms of evolution and as an individual of a species hanging even lower in the summer makes you sad.
Although are you planning to make cut leaf tea, or just boil out the panties? Such a decision is critical in order to determine if you are a predator or a genius.
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Fungal-one]
#14419481 - 05/08/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Fungal-one said: want to make tea with their panties right then and there.
wow this is sick, perverse thought. some of you guys on here are enough to turn a girl into a lesbian. good thing there are enough sweethearts to counter-act
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Lennyk]
#14419501 - 05/08/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lennyk said:
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Fungal-one said: As the weather gets warmer the girls clothes get tighter and smaller. I can hardly go in public now without gritting my teeth and mumbling OMG YOU SEXY MUTHERFUCKER and just want to make tea with their panties right then and there.
Ugh, nuts suck.
I do not follow why nuts sucks... unless the dangerous dangling of our only importance in terms of evolution and as an individual of a species hanging even lower in the summer makes you sad.
Although are you planning to make cut leaf tea, or just boil out the panties? Such a decision is critical in order to determine if you are a predator or a genius.
Haha im gonna bet predator. But having no balls wouldn't fix your dillema at all you'd just be a ball-less creepy mumbling guy, or ofcourse, a cross dresser. Explain yourself man i'm fucking lost.
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14419504 - 05/08/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ellenallien said:
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Fungal-one said: want to make tea with their panties right then and there.
wow this is sick, perverse thought.

Id drink it...
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Lennyk
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14419507 - 05/08/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ellenallien said:
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Fungal-one said: want to make tea with their panties right then and there.
wow this is sick, perverse thought. some of you guys on here are enough to turn a girl into a lesbian. good thing there are enough sweethearts to counter-act
lol sounds just about right. I swear I know gals that are lesbians just because guys demand such strange things now in days. Sucks to be in your own skin sometimes when you walk down the road and guys are thinking that. Well in Italy, they would probably just yell it at you, but who is pointing fingers :P
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Lennyk]
#14420926 - 05/08/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nah, I just fucking love women so much and theyve been all bundled up for the winter now they're all letting them legs and tits get some sun...
Blame god, not me. Women fucking own me.
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14420933 - 05/08/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ellenallien said:
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Fungal-one said: want to make tea with their panties right then and there.
wow this is sick, perverse thought. some of you guys on here are enough to turn a girl into a lesbian. good thing there are enough sweethearts to counter-act
No, it's not sick or perverse at all, guys will be guys 
I guarantee even the "sweethearts" entertain the thought...
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14420952 - 05/08/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ellenallien said:
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Fungal-one said: want to make tea with their panties right then and there.
wow this is sick, perverse thought. some of you guys on here are enough to turn a girl into a lesbian. good thing there are enough sweethearts to counter-act
I always hear that women are just as bad as men.... they clearly have NO IDEA!
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Caine]
#14420953 - 05/08/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Caine said:
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ellenallien said:
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Fungal-one said: want to make tea with their panties right then and there.
wow this is sick, perverse thought. some of you guys on here are enough to turn a girl into a lesbian. good thing there are enough sweethearts to counter-act
No, it's not sick or perverse at all, guys will be guys 
I guarantee even the "sweethearts" entertain the thought...
Even though that's totally true and everyone of us know it, you won't take that fantasy from her.
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14423050 - 05/09/11 02:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ellenallien said:
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Fungal-one said: want to make tea with their panties right then and there.
wow this is sick, perverse thought. some of you guys on here are enough to turn a girl into a lesbian. good thing there are enough sweethearts to counter-act
LOL there are no sweet hearts. Sure, some guys may be less up front about their intentions, but I can assure you every male just wants to get down and dirty to bone a chick if shes showing her body off in public...if you heard otherwise, hes gay.
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: ReefaCheefa]
#14423087 - 05/09/11 03:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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it's not your dick that can't resist, it's that deep in your soul
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Anthony917]
#14423566 - 05/09/11 08:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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My first thought was "WTF is that supposed to be?". Then I figured it out: it's a bear. Looks a bit gay though.
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: ToMP]
#14423583 - 05/09/11 08:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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My first thought was "WTF is that supposed to be?". Then I figured it out: it's a bear. Looks a bit gay though.
You aren't very familiar with the internet, are you?
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14423597 - 05/09/11 08:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14423605 - 05/09/11 08:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ellenallien said: wow this is sick, perverse thought. some of you guys on here are enough to turn a girl into a lesbian. good thing there are enough sweethearts to counter-act
And then there's the sweethearts who are incredible perverts at the same time. I'm always keeping a lookout for the female version
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: ReefaCheefa]
#14423653 - 05/09/11 08:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ReefaCheefa said:
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ellenallien said:
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Fungal-one said: want to make tea with their panties right then and there.
wow this is sick, perverse thought. some of you guys on here are enough to turn a girl into a lesbian. good thing there are enough sweethearts to counter-act
LOL there are no sweet hearts. Sure, some guys may be less up front about their intentions, but I can assure you every male just wants to get down and dirty to bone a chick if shes showing her body off in public...if you heard otherwise, hes gay.

Is this you?
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Beanhead]
#14423656 - 05/09/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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LOL i hear you op
Good thing I wear sunglasses when I go out in public
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Re: Sometimes I loathe my testes [Re: Beanhead]
#14423657 - 05/09/11 09:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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sometimes I bathe my testes, when they are not being used as a flotation-device for an oil-rig.
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