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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Maurer]
    #14418331 - 05/08/11 06:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i have never been attacked but i have 2 little helpless pugs that almost have. since the cats hang in alleyways they can easily ambush you as you unsuspected walk your dog by. now im ready for it, but i wasnt when i first moved here. i have no problems stepping on their necks to protect my own


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Maurer]
    #14418333 - 05/08/11 06:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It had to many metal tags sealed on to it that said properity of sherrifs department. Also I sorta wanted the cops to find their cages trashed.

new cages did not appear.


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418334 - 05/08/11 06:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ellenallien said:
i have never been attacked but i have 2 little helpless pugs that almost have. since the cats hang in alleyways they can easily ambush you as you unsuspected walk your dog by. now im ready for it, but i wasnt when i first moved here. i have no problems stepping on their necks to protect my own


I want to see one of these cats. They sound tearing shit up olympians.


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Maurer]
    #14418344 - 05/08/11 06:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i will try to get a pic of them


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418350 - 05/08/11 06:11 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ok, idea's so far:

aluminum on the roof
pellet gun
Cat Corpses on Roof
Cat blood on Roof
Poison

anymore ideas?


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418353 - 05/08/11 06:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well there's always the classic suggestion: Kill it with fire :evil:


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: propensity]
    #14418356 - 05/08/11 06:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

fire + rowhouses = not good  :onfire:


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418360 - 05/08/11 06:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Haha yeah I was thinkin you might burn down your whole block

Though sounds like your neighborhood could use a little cleansing conflagration


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: propensity]
    #14418364 - 05/08/11 06:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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propensity said:
Though sounds like your neighborhood could use a little cleansing conflagration




:bigyesnod: :lol:


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418402 - 05/08/11 06:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

well apparently you cant order Cat Blood online! well what do VooDoo people do? :mad2:


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Larrythescaryrex] * 1
    #14418444 - 05/08/11 07:05 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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In my opinion cats should be treated slightly better than cows are treated in India.

Many years ago some cops put out some traps in my neighbor's yard to capture the many outdoor cats that lived around her property.

They next day the cops came back to retreive their pile of scrap metal.

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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: derpif]
    #14418448 - 05/08/11 07:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:kingcrankey:


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418466 - 05/08/11 07:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry ellen, but I love cats.
The reason they are in such a bad condition where you live is not because they are evil animals.
It's because some human shit abandoned them and left them uncared for in the first place.


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: derpif]
    #14418473 - 05/08/11 07:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i love cats too

well cartoon ones
but it really has nothing to do with the love of cats or not.
and i totally agree with you. these people are human shit for abandoning them


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418515 - 05/08/11 07:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

cats fuck like rabbits; bound to happen, deal with it


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Salomon]
    #14418517 - 05/08/11 07:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Salomon said:
deal with it




oh believe me. im going to


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418520 - 05/08/11 07:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I've heard of hot peppers being used somehow, in some type of spray

I have no experience with this, sorry :shrug:

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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418523 - 05/08/11 07:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Salomon]
    #14418682 - 05/08/11 09:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i really do feel bad for 'pets' in this city, and on my block alone. its sad. everyone has a pitbull, not for a pet, not because they love it. because they think it makes them look tough. Pets are not a Fashion Statement. our neighbors behind us leave their beautiful pitbull outside all day and night rain snow sleet hail sunshine. the people that live 2 houses down do the same thing. they never let the dogs in and the backyards in the city are lucky to be 5x5ft. its sad because you can hear the dogs howl and push their food bowls around because their never fed enough either. when i first moved in i tried to call animal cruelty and i was told flat out belligerently, "we do not come for Cats & Dogs" NO LIE! i was like, are you F_ing kidding ME!! so i called animal control, and it was the same thing! so now i dont know what to do. these poor animals are all weathered and tattered :sad: i would go beat their owners heads in if i could. but im barely 4 ft, and the people behind us are thugged out, hugely built, tatted down puerto ricans, and the other ones are overweight white trash, i wouldnt stand a chance


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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418880 - 05/08/11 10:24 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Fox urine is reputed to deter cats, if you just want to keep them out of your yard. I think Amazon carries a couple products. One of the reviews of a product on amazon says even hardware stores carry it.

If you're going fatal, I wouldn't go poison. Seems like it'd be ripe for unintended consequences. Gun, you might not be able to afford. Slingshot + ball bearings = cheap and lethal. I think even walmart carries hunting slingshots. I'd also buy a shovel, so the neighborhood doesn't just become littered with twitching cat corpses.


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