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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14418268 - 05/08/11 05:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i just had a great idea! fap using a sock of someones who has athletes foot. This will then give you athletes penis. That sounds pretty rad. :yesnod:


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14418272 - 05/08/11 05:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DosileFlynn said:
athletes penis




:rofl:


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InvisibleMisterMuscaria
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14418273 - 05/08/11 05:28 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I use my own socks. Using someone else's sock would feel wrong...unless it was a really hot girl. In which case I might use her sock.

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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14418276 - 05/08/11 05:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

does wearing silk underwear work for boys? i guess thats why silk is Haraam in Islam :lol:


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OfflineMaurer


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418277 - 05/08/11 05:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

ellenallien said:
:boobs: :finger:


Well I'm not sure what this means so thank you?


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InvisibleMisterMuscaria
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418280 - 05/08/11 05:31 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

My mom told me that my uncle always wore silk underwear for camping.

Personally I dont wear any underwear because it gives me jock itch and I dont get enough air.

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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418282 - 05/08/11 05:32 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yeah its great, i love my silk boxers shorts. it's all i wear for underwear.


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14418298 - 05/08/11 05:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DosileFlynn said:
i just had a great idea! fap using a sock of someones who has athletes foot. This will then give you athletes penis. That sounds pretty rad. :yesnod:




:billymayshead:

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: cacharstar]
    #14418427 - 05/08/11 06:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

cacharstar said:
use lotion next time.  rub-burns fur rookies.




No need. Having a foreskin is

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InvisibleToMP
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14418488 - 05/08/11 07:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I used a suspect sock once - got some sort of fungal problem with my dick:


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: ToMP]
    #14418512 - 05/08/11 07:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:rofl:

:hellokitty:


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418519 - 05/08/11 07:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

was it white & sticky?



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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418535 - 05/08/11 07:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

base speed paste

tartare source

white paint

caucasians in humid climates

clag glue

semen

mayonaise


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14418581 - 05/08/11 08:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

DosileFlynn said:
caucasians in humid climates




:ilold:


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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14418585 - 05/08/11 08:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol I actually misread your post, i thought you said " what is white and sticky " as a joke or something. Please excuse my brain dammage.


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
    #14418692 - 05/08/11 09:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Be sure to wash your hands before taking a leak to, there's nothing like pissing after chopping some chili peppers. :firecum:

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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya] * 2
    #14420692 - 05/08/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Shrooomtastic said:
you could get an infection.  I found out the hard way this week :sad:



You Fapped too much !!!!



Edited by Vsnares.Zappa (05/09/11 01:13 AM)

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OfflineDosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #14422594 - 05/08/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????

:omfg:


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14422639 - 05/08/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:electrickoolaid:


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Salomon]
    #14422851 - 05/09/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yea what the FUCK IS THAT?!

jesus christ at least spoiler it


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