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OfflineSatyapriya
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Wash your hands before you masturbate...
    #14417976 - 05/08/11 02:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

you could get an infection.  I found out the hard way this week :sad:


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
    #14417983 - 05/08/11 02:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Feels bad, man. Details?


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OfflineSatyapriya
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Doc_T]
    #14418003 - 05/08/11 02:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well I was masturbating to sweaty mexican strap on lesbians 3 nights in a row and overdid it I guess, now I have itchy slimy red areas on my shaft.

Did you really want details?


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
    #14418013 - 05/08/11 02:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:awewtf:

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya] * 2
    #14418016 - 05/08/11 02:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

jesus. you created your own std. i dont know whether you should be proud or ashamed.

:whatwhat:


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
    #14418018 - 05/08/11 02:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

use lotion next time.  rub-burns fur rookies.


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Edited by cacharstar (05/08/11 02:55 AM)

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
    #14418037 - 05/08/11 03:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

My worst jacking off experience came when I was like 12 or 13. I used some kind of shampoo product. My wang got all swollen up and red for like a week. It looked like a big fat club, but hurt like hell!


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya] * 2
    #14418057 - 05/08/11 03:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Shrooomtastic said:
you could get an infection.  I found out the hard way this week :sad:





:studmuffin: :penis: Hygiene 1 - Shroomstastic 0

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #14418111 - 05/08/11 03:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I love some of the stuff that pops up on the shroomery.

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Alienscience]
    #14418115 - 05/08/11 03:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

im about to masturbate with unwashed hands




wish me luck

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Natorade]
    #14418119 - 05/08/11 03:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Wouldn't be a first for a lot of us.


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Natorade]
    #14418122 - 05/08/11 03:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Vsnares.Zappa said:
Quote:

Shrooomtastic said:
you could get an infection.  I found out the hard way this week :sad:





:studmuffin: :penis: Hygiene 1 - Shroomstastic 0


:lol:


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Natorade said:
im about to masturbate with unwashed hands




wish me luck


Safe fapping! :cheers:


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Poid]
    #14418158 - 05/08/11 04:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

LOL@circumcision...:rofl:


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Alienscience]
    #14418207 - 05/08/11 04:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Alienscience said:
I hate some of the stuff that pops up on the shroomery.




fixed


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #14418209 - 05/08/11 04:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:awedisgust:


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
    #14418214 - 05/08/11 04:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I use a sock.

:themoreyouknow:

but maybe If i use dirty socks it will cause a problem.

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eris said:
My worst jacking off experience came when I was like 12 or 13. I used some kind of shampoo product. My wang got all swollen up and red for like a week. It looked like a big fat club, but hurt like hell!



When I was younger i used some head and shoulders refresh or something that had a cooling sensation...big mistake.

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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14418255 - 05/08/11 05:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

always wash before... but not after :thumbup: :lol: :themoreyouknow:


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty] * 5
    #14418256 - 05/08/11 05:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I think a bunch of people are going to give you 5 shrooms for that. Just kidding they already did since you're a girl.


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Maurer]
    #14418260 - 05/08/11 05:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:boobs: :finger:


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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Maurer]
    #14418264 - 05/08/11 05:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Maurer said:
I think a bunch of people are going to give you 5 shrooms for that. Just kidding they already did since you're a girl.




:lolsy: I would give you 5 shrooms if I.... awww I made myself feel sad :aweman:

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