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Mello Kitty
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Cats, the cities Rats
#14418233 - 05/08/11 05:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i live in a 2 story Rowhouse in the city practically on top of our neighbors. in this city, Roving Bands of Diseased Stray Cats dominate the streets. these are the cities "rats" or our version of "the Dogs of Fallujah". its a well known problem to the residents. at times you will see people in C.D.C.-esq Tyvek Bunny Suits pulling these things out of abandoned buildings and stuffing them into carriers to incinerate. sounds cruel, but take one look at these things they are all interbred with their long faces, half of them bleed out of their ass, foam at the mouth, and looking at their eyes the white part is blood red reminds us of 28 Days Later.
these things are vicious and diseased-ridden, if you have a small dog/animal beware letting it out in the yard alone these things travel in packs and will attack your animal on sight. its a huge problem when trashy people feel bad for them and put food out this attracts large numbers of them and promotes diseased infested breeding grounds. our neighbors behind us were notorious for this until last summer when their pitbull was attacked by them. they since stopped feeding them, but the problem still persists. the cats will not go away. the pack numbers just keep rising as they all breed with each other.
they pee and poop disease on everything in your yard, grill, table, chairs etc they rip your trash open, you cant have anything outside.. believe it or not they all hang out in the alleys or on the roofs of 2 to 4 story Rowhouses you can see them walking along rooftops its quite strange how they get up there. im starting to get so annoied now they are waking us up between 3-4am running around on our roofs turfing them up with their claws and fighting with each other.
i have no idea how to combat them. i wouldnt want to use poison since i have animals and so do other people, but i cant help but to picture an Oversized Rat Trap snapping down on top of them and breaking their necks. thinking about looking into putting aluminum on my roof. i heard people do this in the suburbs to keep squirrels off their roof and out of their trees.
anyone else have any ideas?
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Well you know what will fix those nasty little fuckers/
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Mello Kitty
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thats it!! its ON!!!
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Throw poisoned food actually on the roof? surely only the stray's go up there, and they will probably avoid your roof once they see its a graveyard!
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Bodhi of Ankou
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If they ever got me to that point of annoyance that your at I would sit atop my roof every night for a good three hours popping what ever sorry bastard decided to wander into my yard. Few rounds from a .22 air rifle and there wont be a cat thats gonna be able to walk away, and honestly the description you gave of them sounds repulsive 
There quiet enough that no ones gonna be disturbed by it either.
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Maurer


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they pee and poop disease on everything in your yard
My stomach hurts after all that.
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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Maurer]
#14418257 - 05/08/11 05:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ok maybe i need to aquire a few Cat corpses or some Cat blood to throw up their as a deterant
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Maurer


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28 days later Killing cats is wrong... It's like telling some one they are fat. Although it needs to be said it's still fucked up.
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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Maurer]
#14418265 - 05/08/11 05:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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no worse then killing a ugly looking cow for sustenance.
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Mello Kitty
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just for the record... these are not Regular cats. they are ferral rabid animals
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ellenallien said: just for the record... these are not healthy women. they are fat bitchy fatties
See what I did there? Still fucked up huh?
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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Maurer]
#14418281 - 05/08/11 05:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Maurer said:
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ellenallien said: just for the record... these are not healthy women. they are fat bitchy fatties
See what I did there? Still fucked up huh?
umm.. No?
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Maurer


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ellenallien said:
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Maurer said:
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ellenallien said: just for the record... these are not healthy women. they are fat bitchy fatties
See what I did there? Still fucked up huh?
umm.. No?
I was still comparing telling fatties the truth to killing cats I might be going bald so I have a reason to hate.
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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Maurer] 1
#14418289 - 05/08/11 05:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Aren't rats the cities rats?
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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: propensity]
#14418292 - 05/08/11 05:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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propensity said: Aren't rats the cities rats?
never been to PHiLTHadelphia?
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Maurer


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So are the rats there pretty 28 days laterific too? Or did the rabbid pussies destroy them all?
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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Maurer]
#14418307 - 05/08/11 05:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Maurer said: So are the rats there pretty 28 days laterific too? Or did the rabbid pussies destroy them all?
WoW!! i never thought about that. now that you mention it i have never seen one Rat since ive lived here. the cats must kill them all. weird
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Maurer


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I can't really understand since I live in Kansas. Sounds kind of awful to have 28 days later pooce caboos every where. Ever get attacked?
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Re: Cats, the cities Rats [Re: Mello Kitty] 3
#14418316 - 05/08/11 05:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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In my opinion cats should be treated slightly better than cows are treated in India.
Many years ago some cops put out some traps in my neighbor's yard to capture the many outdoor cats that lived around her property.
They next day the cops came back to retreive their pile of scrap metal.
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Maurer


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Larrythescaryrex said: In my opinion cats should be treated slightly better than cows are treated in India.
Many years ago some cops put out some traps in my neighbor's yard to capture the many outdoor cats that lived around her property.
They next day the cops came back to retreive their pile of scrap metal.

So you didn't cash the metal in for cat treats? Shame on you.
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