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Satyapriya



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Wash your hands before you masturbate...
#14417976 - 05/08/11 02:44 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week
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Doc_T
Random Dude




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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14417983 - 05/08/11 02:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Feels bad, man. Details?
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Satyapriya



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Doc_T]
#14418003 - 05/08/11 02:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well I was masturbating to sweaty mexican strap on lesbians 3 nights in a row and overdid it I guess, now I have itchy slimy red areas on my shaft.
Did you really want details?
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14418013 - 05/08/11 02:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya] 2
#14418016 - 05/08/11 02:52 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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jesus. you created your own std. i dont know whether you should be proud or ashamed.
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14418018 - 05/08/11 02:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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use lotion next time. rub-burns fur rookies.
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eris
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14418037 - 05/08/11 03:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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My worst jacking off experience came when I was like 12 or 13. I used some kind of shampoo product. My wang got all swollen up and red for like a week. It looked like a big fat club, but hurt like hell!
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Vsnares.Zappa
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya] 2
#14418057 - 05/08/11 03:09 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shrooomtastic said: you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week 
Hygiene 1 - Shroomstastic 0
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Alienscience



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#14418111 - 05/08/11 03:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I love some of the stuff that pops up on the shroomery.
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Natorade
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Alienscience]
#14418115 - 05/08/11 03:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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im about to masturbate with unwashed hands
wish me luck
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eris
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Natorade]
#14418119 - 05/08/11 03:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wouldn't be a first for a lot of us.
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Poid
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Natorade]
#14418122 - 05/08/11 03:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Vsnares.Zappa said:
Quote:
Shrooomtastic said: you could get an infection. I found out the hard way this week 
Hygiene 1 - Shroomstastic 0

Quote:
Natorade said: im about to masturbate with unwashed hands
wish me luck
Safe fapping!
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13.step
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Poid]
#14418158 - 05/08/11 04:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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LOL@circumcision...
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Bridgeburner
Not spiritual at all.




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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Alienscience]
#14418207 - 05/08/11 04:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Alienscience said: I hate some of the stuff that pops up on the shroomery.
fixed
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mongo lloyd
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Bridgeburner]
#14418209 - 05/08/11 04:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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MisterMuscaria



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Satyapriya]
#14418214 - 05/08/11 04:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I use a sock.

but maybe If i use dirty socks it will cause a problem.
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eris said: My worst jacking off experience came when I was like 12 or 13. I used some kind of shampoo product. My wang got all swollen up and red for like a week. It looked like a big fat club, but hurt like hell!
When I was younger i used some head and shoulders refresh or something that had a cooling sensation...big mistake.
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Mello Kitty
Beautiful Burnout



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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14418255 - 05/08/11 05:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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always wash before... but not after
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Mello Kitty] 5
#14418256 - 05/08/11 05:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I think a bunch of people are going to give you 5 shrooms for that. Just kidding they already did since you're a girl.
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Mello Kitty
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Maurer]
#14418260 - 05/08/11 05:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Wash your hands before you masturbate... [Re: Maurer]
#14418264 - 05/08/11 05:23 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Maurer said: I think a bunch of people are going to give you 5 shrooms for that. Just kidding they already did since you're a girl.
I would give you 5 shrooms if I.... awww I made myself feel sad
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