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Poid
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Most likely intra-anal warts, too.
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: Poid]
#14417816 - 05/08/11 01:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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That reminds me of the guy on 1000 ways to die who hid pepper spray up his ass, then he hit his butt against the car and it sprayed it in his bum bum
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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SillyMe
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masterfluffypants said: You wont get bed sores if you have a tempur pedic mattress 

Well thanks MFP -- the visual of that couple just ruined my fantasy.
-------------------- Oh, wind and rain they haunt me. Look to the North and pray. Send me, please, his kisses. Send them home today. I'm begging, Jesus, please. Send his love to me.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: SillyMe]
#14417839 - 05/08/11 01:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Here's a better one then 
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Poid
Shroomery's #1 Spellir




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SillyMe said:
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masterfluffypants said: You wont get bed sores if you have a tempur pedic mattress 

Well thanks MFP -- the visual of that couple just ruined my fantasy.
Why, are you gay? 
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masterfluffypants said: Here's a better one then 

-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: Poid]
#14417853 - 05/08/11 02:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Good times. Hey what if somebody did that wine jumping on the bed trick, and accidentally knocked over the wine and fucked up the bed. That would be hilarious
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Poid
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I want one of those so badly. I'd be drinking wine (as well as consuming a whole bunch of other drugs) on it all the fucking time.
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: Poid]
#14417865 - 05/08/11 02:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Imagine being in mushroom hyperspace lying on it
Lool. Are they ever going to put back the original feelsgoodman graemlins?
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Poid
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masterfluffypants said: Are they ever going to put back the original feelsgoodman graemlins?
Hopefully not.
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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SillyMe
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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: Poid]
#14417877 - 05/08/11 02:11 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Poid said: Most likely intra-anal warts, too. 
Sounds like you know from experience. I hope your local pharmacy was stocked with enough meds to heal you.
-------------------- Oh, wind and rain they haunt me. Look to the North and pray. Send me, please, his kisses. Send them home today. I'm begging, Jesus, please. Send his love to me.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: SillyMe]
#14417879 - 05/08/11 02:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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WAR!!!!
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Poid
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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: SillyMe]
#14417880 - 05/08/11 02:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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There is no cure for HPV; there is no medicine available that can heal you of genital warts.
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: Poid]
#14417883 - 05/08/11 02:13 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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There is also no cure for Bumpitz
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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SillyMe
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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: Poid]
#14417890 - 05/08/11 02:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Poid said: There is no cure for HPV; there is no medicine available that can heal you of genital warts.

Oh I'm sorry -- you should have been more careful in choosing your partners. Better luck next time.
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Poid
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masterfluffypants said: There is also no cure for Bumpitz
Never heard of it, why don't you give us a about it?
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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Poid
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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: SillyMe]
#14417895 - 05/08/11 02:17 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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SillyMe said:
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Poid said: There is no cure for HPV; there is no medicine available that can heal you of genital warts.

Oh I'm sorry -- you should have been more careful in choosing your partners. Better luck next time.
I don't have HPV. 
I think you're butthurt because I asked if you are gay.
-------------------- Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. -- Bob Dylan  fireworks_god said:It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: Poid]
#14417900 - 05/08/11 02:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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They havent found a cure yet
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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SillyMe
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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: Poid]
#14417907 - 05/08/11 02:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Poid said: I think you're butthurt because I asked if you are gay. 
Nope, not at all. And not gay -- even though I have slept with women.
-------------------- Oh, wind and rain they haunt me. Look to the North and pray. Send me, please, his kisses. Send them home today. I'm begging, Jesus, please. Send his love to me.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: SillyMe]
#14417918 - 05/08/11 02:26 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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eris
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Re: 1 day of your life [Re: Xog]
#14417936 - 05/08/11 02:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'd spend the day out in the wilderness with my one girl that I got feelings for. Showing her how a real veteran cuts his way through the wild.. she claims to be able to hang with this sort of thing. I'd like to see first hand. I know I am the master of the wilderness.
-------------------- Immortal / Temporarily Retired The OG Thread Killer My mushroom hunting gallery
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