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masterfluffypants
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Suing God For Every Penny He's Got
#14416790 - 05/07/11 09:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Through a treasure hunt of webpages I ended up stumbling across this and found it incredibly hilarious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawsuits_against_God
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In the U.S. state of Nebraska, State Senator Ernie Chambers filed a suit during 2008 against God seeking a permanent injunction against God's harmful activities
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The suit was dismissed because God could not be properly notified, not having an address.
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The court itself acknowledges the existence of God. A consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience ... Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit.
I didn't know you could sue God
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Shins
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Joke's on them, they should have sued satan, he's got all the dough.
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learningtofly
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Shins]
#14416815 - 05/07/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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but satan has the best lawyers
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: learningtofly]
#14416818 - 05/07/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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learningtofly said: but satan has the best lawyers
True, good point.
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: learningtofly]
#14416821 - 05/07/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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There's something exploding in your signature.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: 28064212]
#14416840 - 05/07/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Taint no one gonna get me on trial for killing God.
not even with this confession
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: learningtofly]
#14417280 - 05/07/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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learningtofly said: but satan has the best lawyers
LOL
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Xog]
#14417307 - 05/07/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind. [url=]Buy the ticket, take the ride. [/url]Are you lost?
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Shins]
#14417367 - 05/07/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shins said:
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learningtofly said: but satan has the best lawyers
True, good point.
Satan, himself, is the best lawyer. His first case ever was getting Adam and Eve a reduced sentence from complete obliteration to simply no longer being allowed within the premises of the Garden of Eden.
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Remix]
#14417374 - 05/07/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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he's teh great accuser
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Remix]
#14417376 - 05/07/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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There is no graemlin to convey how hard I am laughing.
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sunset_mission said: There is no graemlin to convey how hard I am laughing.
your avatar might cover it
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: CosmicFool]
#14417387 - 05/07/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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CosmicFool said:
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sunset_mission said: There is no graemlin to convey how hard I am laughing.
your avatar might cover it
Nah, that's reserved only for when I'm  to the extreme point
where I can be deemed criminally insane for 5 hours.     
Edited by sunset_mission (05/07/11 11:44 PM)
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masterfluffypants
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-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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masterfluffypants said: Or 12 
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masterfluffypants
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Or 10 years!

-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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masterfluffypants
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Hell yeahs man meat loaf!
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-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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not trying to thread jack but this is relevant and pretty 
NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God
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NASA was founded in 1958 by President Dwight D. Eisenhower for the express purpose of locating and assassinating God. By 1969, it had completed a successful lunar landing, bringing mankind that much closer to neutralizing the Almighty. It was in that year that U.S. astronaut Neil Armstrong became the first to step on the moon, and uttered the legendary phrase, "Where are you, God, you fucking faggot? Come and get me!"
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......as an effort to publicize the issue of public access to the court system
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masterfluffypants said: Or 10 years!


i just shat
-------------------- Prisoner#1 said: I got my ass kicked by a 9yo when I was 17 Trippin? Click Me
What is life? I'm tired of life...
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masterfluffypants said:
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The court itself acknowledges the existence of God. A consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience ... Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit.
I'm not sure I buy this arguement. Makes me think of Douglas Adams:
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"I refuse to prove I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I'm nothing. "But," says man, "The bable fish is a dead give-away isn't it? It proves you exist, and so therefore you dont: QED". "Oh dear," Says god, "I hadn't thought of that." and promptly vanishes into a puff of logic. "That was easy!" say man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: ToMP]
#14424480 - 05/09/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hahahaha either way its a funny concept
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Good luck for all the fellow people filing lawsuits against god. Sadly for you guys, I sued him a few years back, and I won.
The court awarded me his power of omnipresence and knowledge of the past, present and future. (sucks cause I really wanted his universe creating power). Cant have it all I guess
Good luck with your case
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