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masterfluffypants
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Suing God For Every Penny He's Got
#14416790 - 05/07/11 09:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Through a treasure hunt of webpages I ended up stumbling across this and found it incredibly hilarious.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawsuits_against_God
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In the U.S. state of Nebraska, State Senator Ernie Chambers filed a suit during 2008 against God seeking a permanent injunction against God's harmful activities
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The suit was dismissed because God could not be properly notified, not having an address.
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The court itself acknowledges the existence of God. A consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience ... Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit.
I didn't know you could sue God
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Shins
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Joke's on them, they should have sued satan, he's got all the dough.
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learningtofly
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Shins]
#14416815 - 05/07/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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but satan has the best lawyers
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Shins
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: learningtofly]
#14416818 - 05/07/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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learningtofly said: but satan has the best lawyers
True, good point.
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: learningtofly]
#14416821 - 05/07/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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There's something exploding in your signature.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: 28064212]
#14416840 - 05/07/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Taint no one gonna get me on trial for killing God.
not even with this confession
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: learningtofly]
#14417280 - 05/07/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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learningtofly said: but satan has the best lawyers
LOL
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Legend
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Xog]
#14417307 - 05/07/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind. [url=]Buy the ticket, take the ride. [/url]Are you lost?
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Shins]
#14417367 - 05/07/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shins said:
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learningtofly said: but satan has the best lawyers
True, good point.
Satan, himself, is the best lawyer. His first case ever was getting Adam and Eve a reduced sentence from complete obliteration to simply no longer being allowed within the premises of the Garden of Eden.
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Remix]
#14417374 - 05/07/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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he's teh great accuser
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Remix]
#14417376 - 05/07/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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There is no graemlin to convey how hard I am laughing.
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Quote:
sunset_mission said: There is no graemlin to convey how hard I am laughing.
your avatar might cover it
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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: CosmicFool]
#14417387 - 05/07/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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CosmicFool said:
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sunset_mission said: There is no graemlin to convey how hard I am laughing.
your avatar might cover it
Nah, that's reserved only for when I'm  to the extreme point
where I can be deemed criminally insane for 5 hours.     
Edited by sunset_mission (05/07/11 11:44 PM)
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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sunset_mission
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Quote:
masterfluffypants said: Or 12 
Or 3 days  
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn



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Or 10 years!

-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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MrJellineck said: Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about. sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat...
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