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Suing God For Every Penny He's Got
    #14416790 - 05/07/11 09:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:rofl::lmafo::laugh2::rofl2::lol:

Through a treasure hunt of webpages I ended up stumbling across this and found it incredibly hilarious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawsuits_against_God

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In the U.S. state of Nebraska, State Senator Ernie Chambers filed a suit during 2008 against God seeking a permanent injunction against God's harmful activities





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The suit was dismissed because God could not be properly notified, not having an address.




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The court itself acknowledges the existence of God. A consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience ... Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit.




I didn't know you could sue God


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14416797 - 05/07/11 09:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14416806 - 05/07/11 09:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Joke's on them, they should have sued satan, he's got all the dough.


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Shins]
    #14416815 - 05/07/11 09:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

but satan has the best lawyers


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: learningtofly]
    #14416818 - 05/07/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
but satan has the best lawyers




True, good point.


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: learningtofly]
    #14416821 - 05/07/11 09:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

There's something exploding in your signature.


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: 28064212]
    #14416840 - 05/07/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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"You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?"

"Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."

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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14417261 - 05/07/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:house:


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14417278 - 05/07/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Taint no one gonna get me on trial for killing God.

not even with this confession


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: learningtofly]
    #14417280 - 05/07/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
but satan has the best lawyers




LOL


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Xog]
    #14417307 - 05/07/11 11:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Shins]
    #14417367 - 05/07/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Shins said:
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learningtofly said:
but satan has the best lawyers




True, good point.




Satan, himself, is the best lawyer. His first case ever was getting Adam and Eve a reduced sentence from complete obliteration to simply no longer being allowed within the premises of the Garden of Eden.


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Remix]
    #14417374 - 05/07/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

he's teh great accuser


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: Remix]
    #14417376 - 05/07/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

There is no graemlin to convey how hard I am laughing.


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14417380 - 05/07/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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sunset_mission said:
There is no graemlin to convey how hard I am laughing.




your avatar might cover it


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: CosmicFool]
    #14417387 - 05/07/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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CosmicFool said:
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sunset_mission said:
There is no graemlin to convey how hard I am laughing.




your avatar might cover it




Nah, that's reserved only for when I'm :dancingshroom::trippnballs: to the extreme point

where I can be deemed criminally insane for 5 hours. :goinsane::insano::toomuchacid::crazy2::dizope::kingtard:


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14417396 - 05/07/11 11:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Or 12 :trippinballs: :sanpedro: :chew:


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"Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."

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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14417400 - 05/07/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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masterfluffypants said:
Or 12 :trippinballs: :sanpedro: :chew:




Or 3 days :highasfuck::gameover::ashstrobe:


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14417439 - 05/07/11 11:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Or 10 years!



:awecid:


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"You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?"

"Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."

:peyote: :sanpedro:    :sanpedro: :peyote:


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Re: Suing God For Every Penny He's Got [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14417458 - 05/08/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
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MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:


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